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At 7/4/09 01:22 AM, hhcash wrote: I talked on AOL adult chat rooms. I've probably talked to several pedophiles, but i didnt really think about shit like that. I would talk to these people, say facts like "I'm 8 years old" and they would respond like "I'm 8 too!". It's really creepy when i think about it, i remember i once gave someone i talked to my home phone number....bad idea

yeah man i used to do that shit and i knew they all were pretty old but didnt think about it in a bad way because i was so young and ignorant.. weird shit

At 7/1/09 09:39 AM, sushi13 wrote: When I was about 7 me and a friend convinced a retard kid to take his pants off and chase some girls across the playground. That could be considered disturbing.

------Hmmm...well, this is FAR less disturbing than my FIRST post on this particular subject but. . .
We had a mentally deficient man who worked maintenance on my school grounds.
He had a daily habit of collecting change, all the kids dropped at lunchtime.
We found some quarters and cruelly glued them to the breezeway.
Later we watched, laughing hysterically, as he struggled to pick them all up.
I know, I know, I'm gonna burn in Hell for that, okay? We ALL have our regrets.

..........Take care, be good and try not to torture retarded people, please.period

i made out with girls in public restrooms in the stalls

I was being VinnyXY.

------Hmmm...well, this is FAR less disturbing than my FIRST post on this particular subject but. . .
We had a mentally deficient man who worked maintenance on my school grounds.
He had a daily habit of collecting change, all the kids dropped at lunchtime.
We found some quarters and cruelly glued them to the breezeway.

is ur name eddy, cause that was in an episode of ed, edd, and eddy

At 10/8/08 01:00 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: When I was small and had chronic nightmares, I'd be afraid to wake my parents up for comfort, so I'd go into their room and stare at them, pondering whether it was worth waking them up.

It freaked them out constantly, which is probably why I would just kind of go and watch TV at 3 in the morning and get scared of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Jade, you just kicked Tom off my NG idols list. Kudos to you, you're the #1 NG Creepy/Awesome Person! Anyway...hmmm...I used to run around in my underwear and a blanket on my back...pretending to be Ash Ketchum. It freaked out my grandparents and my auntie's boyfriend.

Yeah...good times...

At 6/22/09 02:15 AM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote: I always thought of killing people. Just walking over and stabbing them, and not feeling it. Just cold blood.

I know, isn't it weird? I just think of killing people sometimes. But never when I'm angry.

I'm not crazy. I'm just fine! *twitch*

I Ate Children...

Topped With Ketchup...

I ate a worm and smashed my brother in the face with a metal pipe off of a vacuum cleaner.

At 7/6/09 07:55 PM, Viridis wrote: I ate a worm and smashed my brother in the face with a metal pipe off of a vacuum cleaner.

lol did you yelll "VACUUM ATTACK!"

At 6/22/09 05:36 AM, reviewer2 wrote: Not super weird, and i'm sure most probably still do it, but seriously...

nuff said

When I got Pokemon Platinum Version, I sniffed it for about 20 minutes.

I'm a very messed up little girl. *twitch* *twitch*

At 10/8/08 01:04 AM, darkfiretime1 wrote: I waited until my uncle was in bed late at night, snuck up and whispered in his ear "Tonight when you sleep I am going to kill you.."

Freaked him the hell out. He has never completely forgotten.

That made me laugh. Reminds me of stuff I used to do to my ex step-uncle when I was 12-13. I really loathed the manto begin with, and it was worse when he moved in with us. I would constantly turn the floor-mats upside down right outside his bedroom so that he would walk on the spikes on the bottom..Too bad they never went through his nasty feet. >:( ..I poured pickle juice on his pillow, poured dish soap in his shoes.. I spread cheez-whiz on plastic wrap and tacked it across the bathroom door and he walked right into it, face first, when he came out. ...Ahhh, memories. :)

I ate a whole sheet of paper once. And i swallowed a quarter, a dime, and a penny once. It hurts

play dollis as if it was poltics

I brought condoms to school, and slipped them on and off. Felt very very good.

Me and my step brother reenacted jackass. We video taped our dongs with a hanger spinning around them.

At 10/8/08 12:56 AM, MoriChax wrote: I tried to drown the class parrot, because the way it reacted was amusing.

I have a strange killer side in me, waiting to come out.

lets fuck

At 7/6/09 07:59 PM, chowderbalboa wrote:

At 7/6/09 07:55 PM, Viridis wrote: I ate a worm and smashed my brother in the face with a metal pipe off of a vacuum cleaner.

lol did you yelll "VACUUM ATTACK!"

I did not. I may have screamed some kind of slur though. I was only like 7.

i sucked my cousins cock, but it had nothing to do with gayness i just did it lul

A Neighbor taught me a strange game called "Suck Dicks". Be being an innocent youth didn't have the proper venacular of the word Dicks. So I had him explain this game.... I said Ewwwww. Because of the Penis was where the dirty piss came out of, and to put it in the mouth, was ewwwwww....

Eventually I relented. Now I've mutated into a sexo hedoist freak, and if I go to jail for child molestation, I'll be all his fault...

He was an angelic blond kid, a Biker's son actually, and one of the rare people on this planet to treat me like a peer..... I was the first to backstab him. If I had a time machine. I would prevent myself from making this mistake. Like come on, Here's the person to introduce me to the world of Sex. BTW I'm 100% hetero! And remember it was HE to me!

At 6/23/09 03:23 PM, Dslash wrote:

At 10/7/08 10:59 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I used to masturbate in my moms panties.

God I was such a sick fuck last week

O.O wat. Ok, that IS just the wrongest thin I hear today. I do NOT want to know who you are

When ever someone starts a replying sentence with OK, you know the rest is going to be shit.

I chased my mom around with a big butcher knife laughin n shit.... but was a baby so who knows.

im 12 how am i going 2 awser that

At 6/30/09 06:09 PM, Smiler123 wrote: catch my poo in my hand and rub it between my fingers to feel for sweetcorn and mushrooms.

Ok seriously dude WTF

All I did was eat baby powder, what sick people you guys are

At 7/6/09 09:00 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: I brought condoms to school, and slipped them on and off. Felt very very good.

i want to know where you bought them cause wtf in school

I went to the park and started swearing. Like, a lot. And very loud, too.

At 7/7/09 10:15 AM, UnreaK745 wrote: I went to the park and started swearing. Like, a lot. And very loud, too.

I started doing that in 4th but then i stopped....now im doing it again

At 6/30/09 06:05 PM, NeoZephyr wrote: The worst I did was eat dry cat food...wasn't that bad actually

I used to do the exact same thing! Lawl.

At 7/7/09 10:33 AM, Pivot123 wrote:

At 6/30/09 06:05 PM, NeoZephyr wrote: The worst I did was eat dry cat food...wasn't that bad actually

I used to do the exact same thing! Lawl.

i ised to act like a cat -.-