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At 7/1/09 06:38 PM, squadus2 wrote: I masturbated a lot. Not sure if that's creepy...

before and after meals and sometimes while snacking

I would eat paper for some reason

paper, napkins, tissues (all not used obviously)

I ran outside around my house naked with a ball covering my "caution zone"

At 10/7/08 11:18 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I ate my boogers...

I'm so ashamed.

Yea me too up until i was about 8.

I ate the bottom of my feet.

And once I didn't feel like putting pants on so I just went on the porch naked to talk to my mother. She didn't notice because she was gardening. My uncle who lives 3 houses from mine passes by in his truck and yells. GO GET SOME PANTS!

I was embarrassed.

I would put chuck e cheese tokens into homeless peoples cups, i thought they would love it there.

I couldn't fucken stop smelling arm pits

I...drove myself to orgasm almost daily at the age of 6, and didn't stop until the age of 13.

But not with my hands.

I stopped because I was starting to literally cum, and I need to save all the sperm I can.

I actually still embarrased because this wasn't that long ago.

hey i did that too!, but to thoughts of clowns riding dolphins!

I stopped 4 minutes ago.

At 7/3/09 10:15 PM, Gustavos wrote: I...drove myself to orgasm almost daily at the age of 6, and didn't stop until the age of 13.

But not with my hands.

I stopped because I was starting to literally cum, and I need to save all the sperm I can.

I actually still embarrased because this wasn't that long ago.

What did you eat? You started puberty early?

I always had an obsession with wanting to build shelters underground as well as trying to manipulate people my age to do things for me that would make money and then have them give the money. It never worked though (the ideas never generated any money).

The very first time i got a boner (that i can remember) i ran and showed everyone how bigger it was than earlier, i remember saying "mom look, it was smaller now it's bigger"

I was really f'd up
my cat once stuck its entire claw through my ear, then I grabbed the cat by its waist and smacked it against the ground really fucking hard,

I also would use my cock like a laser gun

I've done this through out my whole life. When ever im alone i talk to my self, as if someone is always with me. I dont reply to my self, but i still carry on talking. I don't know why i do it, especially because i already know what im going to say, but i carry on and say it anyway.

I showed my dad my genitals and asked if anything was wrong with them.

Compared to some of the weird stories here, I haven't done anything that I remember.

At 6/30/09 07:12 PM, MrFinland wrote: I, for some odd reason, like the taste of blood. No joke. So whenever I had got a wound I would just lick it and say something in the lines of "Tasty".

Also I like stying indoors.

I swear to god, blood actually tastes good. I like the taste of blood from my wounds, too, no fuckin' lie. I think the creepiest thing I did as a kid was nothing. Most recently it's dry hump beds for entertainment. However, I am becoming obsessed with... well, a fuckin' pickled sausage, called the Tijuana Mama. I dunno why, it's probably because Bungie kicks ass like that.

It's 300% hotter!

At 10/7/08 11:05 PM, Funfrog211 wrote: I ate string.

No, really I did. I don't know why, I just did.

You're not alone. So did I.

At 7/1/09 09:18 AM, ngman7 wrote: Draw things in the air, relive past discussions I had with others.

I often give myself shit for awkward moments I've had in the past. I always snap out of it by shaking my head to chase the thoughts away or I just finally say something outloud like "so stupid". After each time I look around to see if anyone saw me or heard me.

I'm my own worst critic and enemy. I think it might of made me a schizophrenic.

At 10/7/08 11:18 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I ate my boogers...

I'm so ashamed.

ewwww...so did I...

At 6/22/09 05:09 AM, Jon4life wrote:

At 10/8/08 01:00 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: When I was small and had chronic nightmares, I'd be afraid to wake my parents up for comfort, so I'd go into their room and stare at them, pondering whether it was worth waking them up.

Omfg, me too. My dad would wake up, and be like "wtf are you doing in our room, go to bed". Then I would just sit outside their door until I got sleepy and went to bed.

I used to do this sometimes....yeah, except they never woke up... I'd go back eventually...

I talked on AOL adult chat rooms. I've probably talked to several pedophiles, but i didnt really think about shit like that. I would talk to these people, say facts like "I'm 8 years old" and they would respond like "I'm 8 too!". It's really creepy when i think about it, i remember i once gave someone i talked to my home phone number....bad idea

In 4th Grade I used to imagine shooting people with a compound bow.

The arrows I used were on fire and poisoned with a million different kinds of poison.
I really didn't like this one girl, so I just imagined that for hours.

True story.

When I was like 6, I played with Beanie Babies, acting out hospital dramas. Don't ask.

on valentines day, i brought handcuffs and chocolates, got down on one knee in front of the first woman i saw, and proposed my everlasting bedroom love

At 6/22/09 04:26 AM, BioEthanol wrote: I remember when i was little i locked someone in a crate and threw sheep shit at them and stung them with Stinging nettles. Good times!

Thats not creepy, thats heroic.

i-i used to......talk to people about there problems!!!!!!!!

At 7/3/09 08:44 PM, JKMonkey wrote: I would eat paper for some reason

paper, napkins, tissues (all not used obviously)

I used to do that too, and I would suffocate bees with a plastic container.

Waking up at 5 in the morning to watch Bananas in Pajamas.

At 10/8/08 03:34 AM, Mezman wrote: Oh wait.
Thats Batman.
my bad.

That must be why it looked so familiar.