My dad had this mug/cup thingy that had scantily-clad women on it and when you turned it, they moved a bit and it showed their naked naughty bits. I liked to climb up and get that and look at it a lot. I also liked looking down people's shirts because boobs fascinated me.
I tried eating sand once just to see what it was like. Got stuck in my teeth, never did that again.
I tried to make an O with my mouth and get bubble soap on my lips to blow a bubble. It just looked like I was eating soap and it didn't work.
I ran around outside without a shirt on.