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At 6/23/09 04:09 PM, DancerPig wrote: I tortured cats. As in dropping them off a deck(~10 feet) and seeing if they landed on their feet. They did.

I'm a sick fuck :3

i still do that lol

i used to act like a cat walking on floor legs, sniffin there asses, and trying to fit in the ltter box.
i also used to run with my head on the floor trying to get my hair straight acting like a t-rex

i kno WTF

well i grew up in a army base in newcastle.....i allso use to ride round on this little plastic motorbike really fast and try and hit people i allso pissed of this spaz and then got away on my bike but one day he got a bike and i pissed him off and he went after me...well sorta...ever seen a spaz ride a bike? XD i picked up a rock as i wizzed past and threw it behind me...it got him and he sorta hurt him self bad...never really saw him after that wow this post really shows what ng is made up as huh? XD

i too pick my nose

I tried to put my nose to my 4th grade social studies teacher's ass. I didn't get far.

My cousin and I would use to have touching fights. It'd usually start with her slapping my butt then I'd be all mad and slap hers which would lead to her touching my peepee and I'd grab hers which confused me when I didn't feel anything there. But each time it'd just keep escalating each time the other person did it back until we were holding each other down basically having dry sex... I was a confused child.

My cousin and I would use to have touching fights. It'd usually start with her slapping my butt then I'd be all mad and slap hers which would lead to her touching my peepee and I'd grab hers which confused me when I didn't feel anything there. But each time it'd just keep escalating each time the other person did it back until we were holding each other down basically having dry sex... I was a confused child.

I came

At 6/27/09 02:09 PM, mushroomn wrote: I showed her mine if she showed me hers, eh

Megan Fox is hot though

Do you honestly have to end every post with that?

Megan Fox is hot though

At 10/8/08 01:00 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: When I was small and had chronic nightmares, I'd be afraid to wake my parents up for comfort, so I'd go into their room and stare at them, pondering whether it was worth waking them up.

It freaked them out constantly, which is probably why I would just kind of go and watch TV at 3 in the morning and get scared of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

(

One of the many creepy things.

I seriously did the same exact thing. I clearly remember walking up to my parents because I couldn't sleep and than my dad getting all pissed because I woke him up

At 6/22/09 12:21 AM, pieplane wrote: seein how many penis like things i could fit in2 my ass X/

WTF??

At 10/8/08 01:00 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: When I was small and had chronic nightmares, I'd be afraid to wake my parents up for comfort, so I'd go into their room and stare at them, pondering whether it was worth waking them up.

It freaked them out constantly, which is probably why I would just kind of go and watch TV at 3 in the morning and get scared of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

(

One of the many creepy things.

That's pretty much me as well. I couldn't sleep by myself because I was so insanely scared of the dark. I'd sleep with the closet light completely wide open, and I'd still end up sleeping my parents bed. I remember the worse nights were when my parents locked me out of there room I guess to have "alone time" and I would stay up all night like I was going to get murdered at night or something.

At 10/8/08 03:39 AM, Kuro wrote: This one time, when I was quite young, I chased around a couple of people with a pair of scissors in each hand yelling "I'M EDWARD SCISSORHANDS!"

I hadn't even seen that movie.

+ 5 win points for you, Lord Awesomeness

I think one time i pushed some kid down the stairs, that or i was the one being pushed down the stairs.

I also jizzed my pants at school like 5 months ago.

At 6/23/09 10:28 PM, chowderbalboa wrote: i used to act like a cat walking on floor legs, sniffin there asses, and trying to fit in the ltter box.
i also used to run with my head on the floor trying to get my hair straight acting like a t-rex

i kno WTF

You are god

seein how many penis like things i could fit in2 my ass X/

...WTF!?

I used to beat up my classmates when I was around... 4-6 years old.
Glad that's over :D

You people are fucked up. The worst I did was eat dry cat food...wasn't that bad actually

You know, I hear many boys at 5 years of age show each other their cocks. I remember doing that when I was five, but it seemed natural. It wasn't like I knew what a "faggot" was.

catch my poo in my hand and rub it between my fingers to feel for sweetcorn and mushrooms.

I repressed all those memories

I, for some odd reason, like the taste of blood. No joke. So whenever I had got a wound I would just lick it and say something in the lines of "Tasty".

Also I like stying indoors.

At 10/7/08 11:23 PM, lalalainyourface wrote: I cried a shitload.

It was terrible

same here :(

At 6/27/09 01:35 PM, Da-stickman-lord wrote: I tried to put my nose to my 4th grade social studies teacher's ass. I didn't get far.

my best friend done that to the 70 year old teacher i fucking loled so badly i got told off by the teacher

Not really creepy but I used to climb along the walls and ceiling of the ballpits at McDonalds.

EVERYTHING XD

I used to lick all of the people around me from 4-6. Whenever I saw someones arm I licked it. Fuck I was screwed up.

I used to projectile vomit.

This isn't really creepy but I've always felt bad and regreted it. In 5th grade a woman came in to talk to us about self esteem and bullying or something. She told our teacher to leave the room and she told us to make fun of her and she would rip up a peice of paper to demonstrate it's effect to her self esteem or something. Everyone was fairly good natured about it, then I came up and said that she should get a real job and stop wasting her time boring kids. The whole class cracked up and she ripped the paper in half. Not only did I obviously stun her with the remark but I opend up the flood gates. My class called her fat and ugly and all sorts of shit. I think she was trained for that part but I could tell that I hurt her. I still feel bad about it. The end.

I would grab my balls alot.....

Good old Italian heritage!

It is only in retrospect that I realize that I was born with a wetting/desperation fetish. When I was elementary school age, I always wanted to read the potty training books in the children's section of bookstores.

Once when I was in kindergarten my uncle was visiting. One night after dinner they were telling jokes (I remember my uncle getting me with the Interrupting Cow joke) and they shared some palindromes that they thought were funny. One in particular my father really got a kick out of. No one, however, thought to explain to the six-year-old what a palindrome was.

The next day at school I saw a teacher I knew. For whatever reason, it was just me and this teacher in the hall. I ran up to her and said, "Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog!" and then I just ran off without saying anything else.

warning this story is very very Disturbing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend told me bout these 2 brothers and they would to sick insestual stuff like when one of them was playing ps3 or whateva one would suck his balls or penis. They would also roll down the stairs in a carpet so that thier penis's would slap against eachother

pretty sick stuff ay???