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i wasnt weird at school...or maybe i was i dunno i didnt have a lot of friends because i wasnt that talkative and i was a negative SO NOTHINGS CHANGED. But at home i was odd. At home i remember doing a lot of messed up shit...i guess the worst would be i'd spit over the railing in my house over the stairs and it'd drop to the floor....once it hit my dad on the head...whoo i got in trouble. But it's cool now lol cuz he doesn't remember it's me! he thinks my sister did it! SCORE!

I drowned 4 kittens in a washing machine they looked so cute i wanted to kill them I really had problems with cute things but that was when I was 8 to 9

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I didn´t use to do any creepy stuff... Until I falled off from a slide that was about when I were 5. I hurted my head very bad but I didn´t cry. I went silent. Next day I was back to normal or that was what everybody thought. I started to do some creepy things like eating little rocks, ants and worms. I spoke really weird thinks and nobody didin´t even realize that.

I used to give people back massages, girls mostly, but only now do i realise how creepy i was :P

As a kid, like 4/5 years ago, I used to eat pieces of chalk and beat off to porn involving guys at least twice my age.

Crap, I still do that now...old habits die hard.

This was when I was real little, but I used to call Hot Wheels cars jammas. I also was near OCD about having all of them in a straight line at all times.

I constantly walk right up behind random people and silently get my face as close to theirs (over their shoulder) as i could, then say "Boo." I have been punched in the stomach several times, but it is totally worth it for the looks on their faces.

Oh! I just remembered something a fraction more innocent.

I used to just be able to appear next to people. Completely undetected. They go to look around and suddenly I'm there. I swear my ancestry is 1/128th ninja.

When I was alone in the house I went into my school bag and got our a skirt I found at the lost property basket at my school. And i'd put it on and frolic around the house! I'd put a fan on too and like do poses to make the skirt flap up! It was magical. Of course I'd have some fruity music blaring too!

I flashed my balls, did it once and never did it again.

i'm being serious

At 10/8/08 04:56 AM, Odesyee wrote: Not me, but this other kid..

Riiiight..

i stuck my finger down the front of my pants, over my dick and up my butthole

lmao

I shat in the shower constantly.

weni was 8 i ran around my house naked with my dick in my hand lol

At 10/7/08 10:58 PM, Toasty4you wrote:

So what about you, NG? I'm sure most of us were creepy/neglected kids at one point.

I lit lots of things on fire. Troubled early years they were....

At 10/8/08 03:34 AM, Mezman wrote: Oh wait.
Thats Batman.
my bad.

I knew I heard that somewhere. I was just thinking "Where have I heard that?" the whole time reading that.

i would do the same thing

I would collect coal from the side of the school. Then put it in a jar. At the end of the year I gave it to the teacher and he was like THANX KYLE>

At 10/7/08 10:59 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I used to masturbate in my moms panties.

God I was such a sick fuck last week

O.O wat. Ok, that IS just the wrongest thin I hear today. I do NOT want to know who you are.

At 10/8/08 01:00 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: When I was small and had chronic nightmares, I'd be afraid to wake my parents up for comfort, so I'd go into their room and stare at them, pondering whether it was worth waking them up.

Wow, I did the exact same thing.

well i was the only kid in school who has seen The Warriors so when ever i get in a fight i taunt the guy im fighting with bottles like that guy did "warriors come out and play!!!!" only me and the teachers got the joke oh and one time in kinder garden the teacher was listening to the radio and the song good bye horses came on i couldnt resist it so i said "would you fuck me?id fuck me, id fuck me hard" just like buffalo bill. again me and the teacher were the only ones who got the joke i was pretty mature for my age

At 6/22/09 11:48 AM, luigipwnsmario wrote: I shat in the shower constantly.

Bad idea to still have that habit. :P

me and a friend spent the entire week looking under rocks, collecting bugs and stored them in a tupperware box. we then sat hours looking at them in the hopes of a fight.

I used to catch tiny frogs and put them under a frisbee, in the sun. Cooking them alive. I ran over a snake once with my bike (somewhere in the 2-digit number of times) and I used to like to throw snails in the firepit cinders after the fires went out. Also did the same thing with batteries.

Other than that, I'm a pyromaniac. Whenever I get my hands on a lighter, something will burn.

When I was ten, I used to smile in a very creepy way.
It scared my parents a lot.

I used to peek under the stalls of ladies' restrooms as a little kid. The urge is still there today, but because I'm older, it's harder to get away with it.

my friends brother when he was 3 he pissed on the floor and started to run around naked after some time he slipped on his own piss and fell on his back and started crying

If I'm alone walking around the yard or something, I talk, yell, and make noises at fake people.
Also, if I'm up really late around 2:00 or later and I need to get around the house, I run and jump like a ninja over and around obstacles because I always feel like there's someone watching/chasing me.
I've done these things since I was like 5, and I still do. Weird, huh?

I tortured cats. As in dropping them off a deck(~10 feet) and seeing if they landed on their feet. They did.

I'm a sick fuck :3

Ate a random cigarette on the floor.