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Posted at: 10/7/08 10:58 PM
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I remember I was the most obnoxious kid in my 4th grade class. Some girl with a group of other girls during P.E. class once saw a piece of gum laying on the ground and said, "Ew, I hope I don't step on that!" I bent down and put my nose to the ground and started sniffing it. I then picked up a little bit of it and held it to my nose again to double check. I said to the two girls, "Yup, it's spearmint. My favorite." They never thought of me the same way again.
So what about you, NG? I'm sure most of us were creepy/neglected kids at one point.
yes, i was freak. im not like that anymore, hopefully.
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I likes looking for bugs....
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Posted at: 10/7/08 10:59 PM
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I used to masturbate in my moms panties.
God I was such a sick fuck last week
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Posted at: 10/7/08 11:01 PM
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At 10/7/08 10:59 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I used to masturbate in my moms panties. God I was such a sick fuck last week
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I sniffed the bottom of brand new rubber shoes.
Posted at: 10/7/08 11:03 PM
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Your usersame just made me laugh. xD Thx for brightening up my day.
I will just ignore what you've written though.
Posted at: 10/7/08 11:04 PM
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i remember constantly getting in trouble when i was three for ramming hot wheels into my naked cock. it felt so good :(
Think about this; think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
Posted at: 10/7/08 11:05 PM
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I ate string.
No, really I did. I don't know why, I just did.
Posted at: 10/7/08 11:06 PM
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3 am last Saturday wandering in a park with a couple of friends and I'm on a dozen benadryl partially because my sinuses were bothering me and also cause I wanted to get fucked up.
I picked up what I think was a giant tootsie roll that was maybe even chewed up on the ground. Definitely wasn't shit, so don't point that out.
I dunno lol, funny night.
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Posted at: 10/7/08 11:07 PM
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I picked my nose a bunch.
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Posted at: 10/7/08 11:11 PM
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I used to go around saying "Come and play with us Danny" and "Hi I'm chucky wanna play?"
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Posted at: 10/7/08 11:14 PM
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Well, I don't think I did anything really messed up or creepy, just gross.. The thing that I can remember was peeing down a vent in the bathroom because my older sister wouldn't get out and I really had to go...
Oh, and I made my brother shoot a squirrel because I wanted it as a pet...
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Posted at: 10/7/08 11:15 PM
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I touched myself at night.. =x
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Posted at: 10/7/08 11:18 PM
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I ate my boogers...
I'm so ashamed.
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Posted at: 10/7/08 11:23 PM
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I cried a shitload.
It was terrible
Posted at: 10/8/08 12:34 AM
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I am no longer allowed to say what I did when I was younger as stated by California law...
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Posted at: 10/8/08 12:54 AM
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I ran around naked.. Last week.
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Posted at: 10/8/08 12:56 AM
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I tried to drown the class parrot, because the way it reacted was amusing.
I have a strange killer side in me, waiting to come out.
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Posted at: 10/8/08 12:57 AM
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I used to shit in public places, but not noticeable ones. Places other people would find intresting later, such as the back of toilets, filecabnets, in peoples attics, under their beds, all that good stuff.
That was when I was four. I have evolved to dropping hefty bags full of vegetable soup out of my 23rd story window, and recording the panic that follows. It is fun.
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Posted at: 10/8/08 01:00 AM
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When I was small and had chronic nightmares, I'd be afraid to wake my parents up for comfort, so I'd go into their room and stare at them, pondering whether it was worth waking them up.
It freaked them out constantly, which is probably why I would just kind of go and watch TV at 3 in the morning and get scared of Rocky and Bullwinkle.
:(
One of the many creepy things.
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Posted at: 10/8/08 01:03 AM
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At 10/7/08 10:58 PM, sldghmmr wrote: I likes looking for bugs....
i once found a ladybug nest
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I use to have this weird habit that I didn't really notice until people told me. I would rub my buldge around while talking to people.... or the little bit of a buldge I had back then.
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Posted at: 10/8/08 01:04 AM
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I waited until my uncle was in bed late at night, snuck up and whispered in his ear "Tonight when you sleep I am going to kill you.."
Freaked him the hell out. He has never completely forgotten.
Posted at: 10/8/08 02:08 AM
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When I was twelve I started waking up at 4 AM and I still do.
Posted at: 10/8/08 02:12 AM
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Staying in dark areas until I get paranoid. I'm strange.
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Posted at: 10/8/08 02:14 AM
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In kindergarten I constantly said "boring" while hitting my head towards a wall, table, floor or anything I felt like hitting my head to and got always detention (or something like that) for doing it, but I still kept doing it.
No wonder why I'm such a strange fella these days.
My record was that I got detention every day for two months in the kindergarten :p
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Posted at: 10/8/08 03:29 AM
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At 10/8/08 01:04 AM, darkfiretime1 wrote: I waited until my uncle was in bed late at night, snuck up and whispered in his ear "Tonight when you sleep I am going to kill you.." Freaked him the hell out. He has never completely forgotten.
I seriously laughed my ASS OFF, holy hell.
Posted at: 10/8/08 03:34 AM
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I went exploring my big back yard of my parent's expensive mansion with my best chick friend. Then I fell into a well and it really hurt. Then I curiously Looked into the deeper, Boarded up section of the well, All of a sudden a bunch of bats burst out at me and I screamed, Then my dad camed and saved me and took me inside.
Oh wait. Thats Batman. my bad.
Posted at: 10/8/08 03:37 AM
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Ok so I'm gay but forgive me on this one:
When I was 5, I liked looking at my sister's deck of cards feauring half/nearly naked cowboys.
Disturbing and yet kind of ironic that I turned out to be gay, isn't it?
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Posted at: 10/8/08 03:39 AM
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This one time, when I was quite young, I chased around a couple of people with a pair of scissors in each hand yelling "I'M EDWARD SCISSORHANDS!"
I hadn't even seen that movie.
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