Bit of insomnia

[Funny-Man]

I have a bit of Insomnia.
I sat in my bed for an hour thinking of random shit.
I grabbed to huge PB n' J's and a warm glass of milk.
What do you do to help you sleep?

Thoughts?

Yes, I've already tried masturbating

[BrianEtrius]

Cough syrup. Pretty easy, and the stuff works.

[shocktherapy]

a bottle to the head works everytime

[Funny-Man]

At 10/7/08 12:47 AM, shocktherapy wrote: a bottle to the head works everytime

I tried that once, just got an uber headache =[

[bluetigertej]

I don't sleep much anyway so I'm not really bothered by insomnia but on the rare occasion when I do have trouble getting to sleep it's usually because there's no music on. I'm really good at helping other people get to sleep though.

[Dei-Sama]

Turn on a TV or radio very quietly. It helps.

[NISMOelite]

Im actually having the same troubles myself...

[swaenK]

Eating, milk I think would do it too. I always fall asleep watching television. A cold shower will put you right to sleep. Stay in there for about 4 minutes, afterwards when you get out your body feels soooo relaxed, it's crazy. Just jump in. Don't be afraid, the shock will end in about 25 seconds. JUST DOO IT MAAANG.

[jedi-master]

You should try making yourself as cold as possible,anyway you know howlike taking a cold shower),then get under the covers,you'll be shivering. It'll feel very good to be under warm blankets from being cold. It works for me everytime.

[Aurion]

I always have a hard time sleeping. I just think about a lot of things that I like and then I fall asleep. I didn't sleep last night though...

[MissingNYC]

go fap, it'll make you sleepy

[HeartbreakHoldout]

I just listen to music every night, and if I can't get to sleep, then I slowly drive myself insane with all the talking in my head.

[Lucy]

Nothing helps me sleep, its awful.

[Carf]

good sex always helps for me...

[greenfaerie4]

Usually if I can't sleep I get up and draw or paint. Sometimes I bother Newgrounds but coming on here doesn't help the insomnia. I also couldn't sleep last night, it fucking sucked

[Wolferz]

Pop a few diazepam, just like Solid Snake would do.

[cHunter]

At 10/7/08 12:43 AM, Funny-Man wrote: What do you do to help you sleep?

Every time I'm tired I put my head on the pillow and close my eyes. Works like a charm.

[iamgrimreaper]

How about lying in your bed, eyes closed, clear mind, and no movement. It works, and I had a few lucid dreams from doing this.

[Healthy]

At 10/7/08 12:43 AM, Funny-Man wrote: I have a bit of Insomnia.
I sat in my bed for an hour thinking of random shit.
I grabbed to huge PB n' J's and a warm glass of milk.
What do you do to help you sleep?

Thoughts?

Yes, I've already tried masturbating

Personally when I get insomnia i think of the worst and scariest thing possible. Then i remember if i fall asleep i can dream of hot girls.\

PS this picture always makes me laugh, and when I laugh i find it easier for me to fall asleep...

[LeeJaySan]

Sleepy? Listen to some classics! But don't ask me if it works! For me, it doesn't!

[Preternatural]

Go to bed at 2:00-4:00 AM everyday and tell me if you still have insomnia.

[LeeJaySan]

At 10/7/08 09:59 AM, Preternatural wrote: Go to bed at 2:00-4:00 AM everyday and tell me if you still have insomnia.

I sleep mostly at 2:30 AM! And sometimes I do get insomnia!

[remspoorman]

At 10/7/08 07:05 AM, greenfaerie4 wrote: Usually if I can't sleep I get up and draw or paint. Sometimes I bother Newgrounds but coming on here doesn't help the insomnia. I also couldn't sleep last night, it fucking sucked

Maybe you should change your sig then.

[Funny-Man]

At 10/7/08 03:55 AM, MissingNYC wrote: go fap, it'll make you sleepy

I said I already tried fapping!

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

This one always works for me:

Draw a tiny dot on the ceiling, and just stare at it untill your eyes get tired.

[thisisL]

At 10/7/08 01:05 AM, bluetigertej wrote: I'm really good at helping other people get to sleep though.

Does anyone else see the incredible amount of retardation in that?

[UnderRipper]

Go outside and run 10 laps of your house, then go straight to bed.

[Funny-Man]

At 10/7/08 06:20 PM, thisisL wrote:

At 10/7/08 01:05 AM, bluetigertej wrote: I'm really good at helping other people get to sleep though.

Does anyone else see the incredible amount of retardation in that?

No, but I see the incredible amount of creepiness in that..

Chloroform =x

[NewbleHeimer]

I just lay down and let my mind drift.

Some times when my body is exhausted and my mind isn't quite there I'll feel my body start to slip, and realize that my thoughts are becoming more erratic, and the images more vivid.

When this happens I usually start to feel an immense pressure on my chest as all breathing becomes completely mechanized and I can't control it myself, without waking up; and all my limbs become heavy and paralyzed. The shock of this almost invariably wakes me up, and I can't usually lucid-dream if I do reach sleep-paralysis.

[BranflakesofDoom]

I always leave a fan on. Best white noise evar.

A lot of times, my fan will overdo it, however. I usually wake up in the middle of the night freezing my ass off, making it harder to sleep. It sucking fucks.