Dear BaronVonBadGuy,
The sexy fat man in the video reminds me of my uncle. He also kind of reminds me of my father. The sexy fat man gives the kids wine and lets them watch cartoons. I think he is a nice man. Stop saying mean things about the nice man. I think what would be best for us all is if we all hung out together you know, got to know each other better. But if you honestly hate that sexy fat man so much you don't want to, it's fine, you and me could use some serious one on one time. If you wanna meet up and have a drink sometime, give me a call, big boy.
Love,
HB/MC