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[NeverHundred]

pick up lines, who the hell uses tactics like that? They seem stupid an demeaning. I don't understand how anyone could use them with a straight face, I would think it would humiliat the guy and probably even the woman he's using it on. Of course I've never really had any luck with picking up chicks. Been hit on by quite a few guys though...

So after all that, and even without it this isn't a great question but... should I try these pick up lines if I wanted to get anywhere with a girl?
I don't have a specific girl in mind though... I just want to see what newgrounds has to say. So have at it.

[RedAlias]

Wanna touch my penis?

[ZiggyZack99]

Pick up lines are stupid.

[Light]

Probably not.Does this pick-up line sound romantic at all to you?

I'm like milk.I'll do your body good.WTF?

Just saying,I wouldn't use any pick-up lines,at all.I basically agree with you.

[NeverHundred]

At 10/5/08 06:34 PM, RedAlias wrote: Wanna touch my penis?

That's a question I hear all to often.

Is that the pick up line that works on women, I guess it's good to be straight forward.

[Smidly]

At 10/5/08 06:35 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: Pick up lines are stupid.

[suave] if you bend over, I'll give you a big present [/suave]

[americanidiot2f]

Hey (INSERT NAME HERE)
Did you get this/the (SHOW HOMEWORK FROM LAST NIGHT) homework/problem last night.

Step 1 Complete.

[Alastor]

Yes, they're dumb.

Why don't you just say exactly what's on your mind instead?

[nuclearmoose919]

If I was a fly, I'd totally land on you... because you are the shit.

[RedAlias]

At 10/5/08 06:37 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 10/5/08 06:34 PM, RedAlias wrote: Wanna touch my penis?

That's a question I hear all to often.

Is that the pick up line that works on women, I guess it's good to be straight forward.

Most women would rather have you be straight forward rather then beating around the bush. Cause if you take too long you might find yourself beating around the bush.

[Smidly]

Most women would rather have you be straight forward rather then beating around the bush. Cause if you take too long you might find yourself beating around the bush.

I dont think saying, "I want to ram you until you cry" would work :P. Plus if you just said "sex me now" most people are embarressed by that : /

[Sk8erGirl14]

I wonder what kind of pick up lines are meant for guys, like, "Hey, wanna touch my boobs?"

[Porkchop]

At 10/5/08 06:48 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: I wonder what kind of pick up lines are meant for guys, like, "Hey, wanna touch my boobs?"

anything involving vagina, tits, sex in any context are pick up lines

[RedAlias]

At 10/5/08 06:48 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: I wonder what kind of pick up lines are meant for guys, like, "Hey, wanna touch my boobs?"

Works every time.

[videogamer0810]

At 10/5/08 06:45 PM, Alastor wrote: Yes, they're dumb.

Why don't you just say exactly what's on your mind instead?

You've been here 6 years. Don't you think it's a bad idea for Newgrounders to say what's on their mind in the real world?

To a lady, no less.

[NeverHundred]

At 10/5/08 06:45 PM, Alastor wrote: Yes, they're dumb.

Why don't you just say exactly what's on your mind instead?

I think pick up lines where made for and made by people who don't usually have anything on there minds but sex.

[Sensationalism]

No, don't use pick-up lines.