crazy sex question

[CrimsonHero]

Alright so im dating this girl okay and this is ganna sound crazy but every time i have sex with her i dont feel a freaking thing like nothing i can go like a hour and a half tell she cuts out and says she cant take it anymore. So what the hell is wrong with me why cant i feel sex with this chick im freaking out. Anybody who has a idea please feel free to share.

[Chumbawamba]

Does she have children?

[Convictim]

....Make sure she doesn't have a penis?

[CrimsonHero]

no she has no children man im freaking out you thank there is somthing wrong with her?

[jbown345]

I counted one or two periods through the whole post.

Not a cunt joke.

[the1stguy1]

Thats what you get for cutting your penis for sexual pleasure

[ikool]

At 10/5/08 12:56 AM, Convictim wrote: ....Make sure she doesn't have a penis?

I made that mistake >.>

[Chumbawamba]

At 10/5/08 12:57 AM, CrimsonHero wrote: no she has no children man im freaking out you thank there is somthing wrong with her?

There possibly could be, but it could also be perfectly natural. Perhaps her vagina is just naturally wider, which will come in handy for when/if she decides to have kids.

That or you have a thin penis. Can she feel anything when you're inside her? Because if she can feel something and you can't, then maybe there's something wrong with you.

[CrimsonHero]

At 10/5/08 12:56 AM, Convictim wrote: ....Make sure she doesn't have a penis?

I can assure you no penis. She is 100 percent woman double D all that. There just somthing wrong i dont know i cant feel a damn thing. Though i do know somthing personal about her and the whole kids thing might confirm my other assumption.

[STFUBrad]

At 10/5/08 12:59 AM, Chumbawamba wrote:

:maybe there's something wrong with you.

Seriously.

[CrimsonHero]

At 10/5/08 12:59 AM, Chumbawamba wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:57 AM, CrimsonHero wrote: no she has no children man im freaking out you thank there is somthing wrong with her?

That or you have a thin penis. Can she feel anything when you're inside her? Because if she can feel something and you can't, then maybe there's something wrong with you.

Oh ya she can feel it muiltiple orgasums with her my bed sadly has to fall victum to all of them.

[Convictim]

At 10/5/08 01:00 AM, CrimsonHero wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:56 AM, Convictim wrote: ....Make sure she doesn't have a penis?

I can assure you no penis.

Then I still believe that I cannot be sane.

Despite all my rage,I am still just a rat in a cage.

[igott]

Classic, She's not right for you.

[Biscuit-Boy]

Have sex with someone else and see how you feel...

On the outside not the inside... cheater!

[ismellarat]

Loosey Goosey.

Tell her to stop fucking black guys behind your back and stop masturbating with beer glasses.

[gradenator]

hmmm... AH I got it. You're wearing a condom. The thin layer of rubber separates the fleshy good feelings of your girl from the nerve endings on your penis. That's why.

[MrHero17]

Change positions.

[DiscoveryOne]

positions

always mix it up. buy kama sutra or date someone who owns a copy

[PennyPigtails]

She's probably uh, loose...
Or maybe you're not sexually attracted to her as you thought.

[gibleto]

At 10/5/08 12:57 AM, jbown345 wrote:

Not a cunt joke.

But this line made it one.

I laughed.

[CrimsonHero]

excluding the gay part any of these ideas could be right.

[CrimsonHero]

Im sure that i like sex im sorry but im what you call a breeder. Ive never had this happen before and i thank some of yall have the right idea. She could be loose it could be the condemns it could be me.

[Dogmeat]

At 10/5/08 01:00 AM, CrimsonHero wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:56 AM, Convictim wrote: ....Make sure she doesn't have a penis?

I can assure you no penis. She is 100 percent woman double D all that. There just somthing wrong i dont know i cant feel a damn thing. Though i do know somthing personal about her and the whole kids thing might confirm my other assumption.

Is it like a feeding a sardine to Shamou? Throwing a hotdog in a doorway? Launching a rocket into the skies? If so, your girl friend is loose like a slut.

[CrimsonHero]

At 10/5/08 01:39 AM, Dog-meat wrote:

At 10/5/08 01:00 AM, CrimsonHero wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:56 AM, Convictim wrote:

Is it like a feeding a sardine to Shamou? Throwing a hotdog in a doorway? Launching a rocket into the skies? If so, your girl friend is loose like a slut.

Damn i thank you hit the nail right on the head rumiors been going around shes a slut. oh damit why me she gives a great blow job to. Well i guess ill tough it out a little longer maybe ill figure it out if not your probably right.

[CrimsonHero]

At 10/5/08 01:43 AM, Twilight95 wrote:

At 10/5/08 01:42 AM, CrimsonHero wrote: oh damit why me she gives a great blow job to.

My sense indicate that you now have super AIDS.

Thats impossible i give blood every year im ganna get checked out any way god forbid she gives.

[Noobivore]

shes prolly kinda a slut and has a big vag

[IaReFrEaKeeee]

At 10/5/08 01:45 AM, CrimsonHero wrote:

At 10/5/08 01:43 AM, Twilight95 wrote:

At 10/5/08 01:42 AM, CrimsonHero wrote: oh damit why me she gives a great blow job to.

My sense indicate that you now have super AIDS.

Thats impossible i give blood every year im ganna get checked out any way god forbid she gives.

lol you poor thing. but be nice and dont automatically assume shes a total slut mmmkay? its always nice to think of the alternate ideas, like maybe you dropped a load of coke and is now desentisized on your dick. and im thinking if shes feeling it as much as you say she is then she cant possibly be that loose.

[Lagatag]

At 10/5/08 12:55 AM, CrimsonHero wrote: i can go like a second and a half

fixed

[gibleto]

At 10/5/08 01:03 AM, CrimsonHero wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:59 AM, Chumbawamba wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:57 AM, CrimsonHero wrote:

Oh ya she can feel it muiltiple orgasums with her my bed sadly has to fall victum to all of them.

Maybe it's the fact that your spelling hinders your ability to orgasm. It's like your brains punishing you for being stupid.

[joabos]

Repeat slowly... and don't make threads about this kind of shit.