How do i ask a girl out?

[darthbugar]

its been like 2 years since ive gone out with someone. At school theres this girl I like but i don't really how to? help me NG.

[SimmyKimmy]

At 10/5/08 12:18 AM, darthbugar wrote: its been like 2 years since ive gone out with someone. At school theres this girl I like but i don't really how to? help me NG.

you are going through wat some people call - loser

[Pretzel-Whore]

Go up to her and say "Hey, wanna go catch a movie and a bit to eat sometime?". Easy =|

[Magical-Zorse]

Write her a poem:

Roses are red
violets are blue
you're hot, let's fuck

[MonkeyV]

"Hey babe. How'dja like ta go fuck in the mud?"

[Szayel]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1803 60/1

[Aliensandwich]

Become very good friends with her, while simultaneously telling her you like her.

[Devin]

You say "Yo biach......................"

Go on i dont know what else to say...

[Convictim]

Old Mary Jane rottencrotch and the homecoming fuck fantasy.

[dalmo]

Well just talk to her. Say "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" If she says nothing just be like "Well I was thinking maybe you would like to hang out or something" that is of course if you don't really want to go on a date just go hang out. Don't ask a complete stranger on a date unless you have a car.

[jbown345]

If you think you caught her looking at you, make sure she's not looking at the person next to you.

If you go to school...

I have no idea, I have never asked someone out, but that doesn't mean I never been taken.

I might need help too. With my pesky low self-esteem and social phobia >:(.

[Tiago11103]

At 10/5/08 12:19 AM, SimmyKimmy wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:18 AM, darthbugar wrote: its been like 2 years since ive gone out with someone. At school theres this girl I like but i don't really how to? help me NG.

you are going through wat some people call - loser

lol i expected something along the lines of puberty

[Aliensandwich]

At 10/5/08 12:19 AM, Pretzel-Whore wrote: Go up to her and say "Hey, wanna go catch a movie and a bit to eat sometime?". Easy =|

Do that, and you'll look like a fag.

[Convictim]

At 10/5/08 12:22 AM, Aliensandwich wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:19 AM, Pretzel-Whore wrote: Go up to her and say "Hey, wanna go catch a movie and a bit to eat sometime?". Easy =|

Do that, and you'll look like a fag.

Well no crap,who says "a bit" instead of "a bite" I mean talk about blatant homosexual.

[Physco-Mantits]

God damn, Its not hard to ask someone out, Justsay that to them, "Want to go out and get ____?" or something along the lines of that, This website has some complete idiots these days.

[cHunter]

At 10/5/08 12:18 AM, darthbugar wrote: its been like 2 years since ive gone out with someone. At school theres this girl I like but i don't really how to? help me NG.

First choose a classy pick up line such as:

-Did it hurt...when you fell from Heaven?
-Wow, are those mirrors on your pants because I can see myself in them.
-Hey there, I like your shoes. Lets have sex.
-You have pretty...ermm...lets have sex.

Then just whip your dick out and slap her across the face with it. That always works for me.

[Convictim]

At 10/5/08 12:24 AM, Physco-Mantits wrote: God damn, Its not hard to ask someone out, Justsay that to them, "Want to go out and get ____?" or something along the lines of that, This website has some complete idiots these days.

Uhh....what would you know about "these days",You are a 08'er. As am I.

[DiscoveryOne]

just wait for the right moment when its comfortable, during a conversation and ask her. just walking up and asking is kind of weird...

[NickScott]

At 10/5/08 12:19 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Write her a poem:

Roses are red
violets are blue
you're hot, let's fuck

Brilliant.

[the1stguy1]

Just ask since there wont be any romantic opprotunity like you are waiting for

[NewbleHeimer]

The internet isn't a good place to start.

I've never done anything social and nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing pertinent to a social situation except for a few occasions.

I guess just go for it. If you get shot down don't think much of it; just go with it and try again some other time.

[evilfluffmonger]

You don't have to. Put some ectasy in her drink, problem solved.

[Iron-Hampster]

offer her a drink of vodka.

then another.

and another.

and another.

and another.

and another.

and another

and another

and another

and another.

[arvee18]

Just walk up to her and ask her out.

Be yourself, and don't piss your pants.

[DavidTheSandslash]

At 10/5/08 12:19 AM, Pretzel-Whore wrote: Easy =|

Easy? Pff, as easy as ripping out a pissed off crocodile's vocal chords.

[TheNossinator]

Here's your best bet.

Just do what it says. Ask them out. Alternatively, act as though you're Edward Cullen. Seriously, works every time.

[Maximus]

Get a secret agent to find all about her. Then pretend to be someone your not. You'll have a big fight when she finds out your not the one she "married".

You have hot make up sex. And you both live happily ever after.

[somedude294]

At 10/5/08 12:18 AM, darthbugar wrote: its been like 2 years since ive gone out with someone. At school theres this girl I like but i don't really how to? help me NG.

well you got to ask yourself:
do you have a car?
the right day planned out in your head?
money?
the ability to not choke out under pressure?
the mind to take "no" as an answer?
a backup plan?
and have a good time with no nervousness?
pretty much it

[Keven11Twenty7]

You should know better to not ask stupid little 12-16 year olds for advice, you should especially not ask NG.

I learned my lesson.

[Slidy]

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