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I can drink legally! :D
so its more about not drinking too much or making an ass of yourself

At 10/5/08 12:05 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: Nothing. I can't be bothered to go off somewhere to be surrounded by drunken idiots.

I dunno what you're doing that's so great you can't go to a party. Seems all you really do is sit around on NG and post shit :P Well when you're not doing your makeup.

I guess those are big stressful important things in your life that would leave you incomplete should you decide to go to a party :P

Or maybe nobody invites you.

At 10/5/08 12:20 AM, TinaTheWritingWriter wrote: Best scenario:

Get supertrashed and give some half-cute guy amazing head in the bathroom.

Alternate:

Get supertrashed and give some half-cute girl amazing fingering in the bathroom.

Wow, you're a whore.

At 10/4/08 11:52 PM, jbown345 wrote: My party hobby is fucking around with the helium in balloons. (so immature aren't I? =p)

As a matter of fact, one Halloween party I had no costume, so I stole one of the helium balloons, drew a face on it, and taped it to my head so it looked like I had 2 faces. There was a costume contest, but I wasn't allowed to enter.

At 10/5/08 12:23 AM, Aliensandwich wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:20 AM, TinaTheWritingWriter wrote: Best scenario:

Get supertrashed and give some half-cute guy amazing head in the bathroom.

Alternate:

Get supertrashed and give some half-cute girl amazing fingering in the bathroom.

Wow, you're a whore.

And I like it!

Participate in illegal activities.

At 10/5/08 12:20 AM, TinaTheWritingWriter wrote: Best scenario:

Get supertrashed and give some half-cute guy amazing head in the bathroom.

Alternate:

Get supertrashed and give some half-cute girl amazing fingering in the bathroom.

Oh yea, I remember you...

At 10/4/08 11:52 PM, jbown345 wrote: My party hobby is fucking around with the helium in balloons. (so immature aren't I? =p)

Your asking NG what is their fave thing to do at a party?
im sure most of NG hasn't even witnessed a party...

Go on a panty raid.

Oh yeah, FRESH OUTTA BAG VICTORIA SECRET PANTIES THEN GET BEATEN By 12 GIRLS TO GIVE THEM BACK!

Urinate. A lot. It's not my favorite thing to do, I guess, but it's certainly what I do most often. At least I (almost) always have the courtesy to find a toilet first. Even Drunk Dr-Worm has manners.

At 10/5/08 12:00 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Feel out of place and awkward.

Yeah, the usual thing.

Aww, well that's sad. But It's the same for me, actually. I'm not exactly in the "popular" crowd..Actually I don't even associate with them, but you get my point..So unless a friend or two is going, I just wont go. Why? Because I'll either get picked on, or get bored.

Leave and call the cops. Yee-haw.

Depends on if it is a good party or a boring party with a bad host. If it is bad I usually will get drunk and then make my way to the bathroom before I am about to leave and give them the gift of an Upper decker which will amuse the party goers for the rest of the night. If you don't know what that is it's when ya take the lid off the top of the toilet and shit in there then close the lid. Everytime they flush a little niblet from your deposit will appear in the bowl.

if the party is boring and anyone is dancing i pick a bottle of vodka and cheer them up it always work i dunno why

I just drink and have fun, often make a lot of jokes.

I like to find pregnant women and "accidentally" fall onto them, I try to kill their babies.

At 10/5/08 05:41 AM, Cereal wrote: I like to find pregnant women and "accidentally" fall onto them, I try to kill their babies.

Sara Palin approved.

Usually feel awkward and just hang out with the few gamers in a corner and discuss newgrounds and other internet/game things.

show my anime girls topic to everyone