Top 10 ways to be original

[MonkeyV]

10: Doing something no-one else is doing

9: Not doing something that everyone else is doing

8: Insulting people who are unoriginal

7: Ass-kissing people who are more original than you

6: Insulting and harassing people who are more original than you

5: Pretending to be unoriginal

4: Pretending to be original

3: Not pretending to not be unoriginal

2: Being unoriginal in a way that no-one else has been

1: Being even more unoriginal than everyone else

Any more?

[Light]

Being so original,it hurts....

[Convictim]

Ways to be "original" in the newgrounds portal:

1. Make excrement-worth jokes like "OH HAI METEL GEAR"

2. Say as much swear words as possible. The thirteen year old's will love it.

3. Crappy animation.

4. Either the above,or Anime.

5. Dense plot that is about as hilarious as Disaster Movie.

There you go!

[LordZeebmork]

I could post a witty reply, or I could realize that any witty reply I could make here would be unoriginal. However, that observation must be unoriginal, since someone must have realized that before, so I can't post that. And since the observation that that observation is also unoriginal is trivial to prove after assuming that observation, and so on, it would seem that I can't make any posts involving witty replies. The same logic applies to additions to the list, unrelated images, and any other thing any rational BBS poster would consider posting.

However, I am not rational.

Kartöflugrös eru beinvaxin og ná 60-150 sm hæð. Þegar líður á haustið falla þau og gulna. Blöðin eru fjöðruð, með sjö til níu tenntum eða heilrendum laufum. Blómin eru lítil með fimm krónublöð og vaxa í klasa efst á stönglinum með gula fræfla. Liturinn er frá gulum að silfruðum.

Eftir blómgun mynda sum kartöfluafbrigði lítil græn aldin sem líkjast grænum dvergtómötum. Í hverju aldini geta verið allt að 300 fræ sem hægt er að skilja frá aldininu með því að setja nokkur aldin í blandara á hægasta snúning með vatni þannig að aldinkjötið flýtur upp en fræin sökkva. Öll ný kartöfluafbrigði eru ræktuð upp af fræjum. Kartöflualdin innihalda mikið magn af eiturefninu sólaníni og eru því óæt.

Býflugur sjá um aðfrævun en sjálffrævun á sér líka stað. Hægt er að fjölga öllum kartöflum kynlaust með því að gróðursetja hnýði eða bita af hnýði með minnst tvö augu, eða með afskurði, sem er notaður í gróðurhúsaræktun til að fá heilbrigt útsæði. Sum kartöfluafbrigði mynda aldrei fræ (hafa ófullkomin blóm) og fjölga sér því aðeins með hnýðinu.

Hnýðin eru æti hluti plöntunnar og myndast á endanum á neðanjarðarrenglum. Hnýðið myndast við það að í endanum safnast ljóstillífuð kolvetni frá kartöflugrasinu þegar það hefur náð fullum vexti. Hnýðin eru því forðabúr plöntunnar. Ljósskortur, hiti og raki í moldinni hefur allt áhrif á hnýðismyndunina. Þegar daga styttir, hiti lækkar og raki eykst hefur það þau áhrif að renglarnir framleiða meira sýtókínín, jurtahormón sem örvar frumuskiptingu. Þegar hnýðið hefur myndast verður það aðalvaxtarvefur plöntunnar og allur annar vöxtur minnkar. Hnýðin eru hulin þunnu hýði en undir því eru korklag, sáldvefur, viðarvefur og mergur. Allir þessi vefir tengjast "augunum" sem spírurnar vaxa út úr og liggja í dvala meðan hnýðið þroskast en geta síðar myndað nýtt gras.

[MonkeyV]

At 10/4/08 11:27 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: ...
However, I am not rational.

Goes on to blabber in other language.

Ok that's original.

[RedDreadSky]

At 10/4/08 11:27 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: Kartöflugrös

Oh you original bastard.

[MonkeyV]

11: Putting down original ideas and claiming that your unoriginal ones are better.

[Punkboyben]

I'm so unoriginal.

[MonkeyV]

12: Taking an original idea and claiming it to be yours

13: Taking an already unoriginal idea and claiming it to be yours

14: Further watering down your own unoriginal ideas

15: Making an original idea and claiming it to belong to someone else

[Knorpfdog]

How about shut the fuck up?

[TheRyoku]

If we all followed your rules of originality, we wouldn't be original any more, would we?

[LordZeebmork]

At 10/4/08 11:30 PM, RedDreadSky wrote:

At 10/4/08 11:27 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: Kartöflugrös

Oh you original bastard.

Unfortunately, if I were to repeat this in this thread, it would, obviously, be seen as unoriginal. This means that I have to find something else to post here in order to regain my "original" status. Even the text that I am typing right now is most likely unoriginal, since it is based on something that I said earlier in this thread; however, it could be interpreted as original, since nobody else has done it yet.

For those who consider the above statement original:

Kihistoria risasi ilikuwa muhimu tangu kupatikana kwa silaha kama ramia au kiasi cha bunduki na bastola. Ramia zilitengenezwa kwa muda mrefu kwa kutumia metali ya risasi pekee. Leo hii risasi peke yake ni laini mno kwa teknoljia mpya ya silaha hizi zrnye kanieneo (shindikizo) kubwa. Bado risasi hutumiwa kwa sababu ya uzito wake lakini siku hizi hufunikwa na koti ya aloi ya shaba inayozuia kubadilishwa kwa umbo lake wakati wa kurushwa katika silaha.

For everyone else:

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[Grimfenix]

16. Making this thread.

[Gendo]

Fuck all of you.

[Convictim]

At 10/4/08 11:44 PM, Gendo wrote: Fuck all of you.

Teen angst at it's benefactor.

[Zombified]

Not caring if you're original or not.

[Achilles2]

At 10/4/08 11:21 PM, MonkeyV wrote: 10: Doing something no-one else is doing

Isn't that the definition of original? Meaning that it's the only way to be original?

[LordZeebmork]

At 10/4/08 11:44 PM, Gendo wrote: Fuck all of you.

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[Trunks]

At 10/4/08 11:43 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: stuff

I remember a Visual Basic program I had to write when I was first learning the language was a form that had text pop up that said "Hello, World!"

[Tiago11103]

Ironic title.
Funny list.

[Gendo]

At 10/4/08 11:46 PM, Convictim wrote: benefactor.

I don't think you quite know what that word there means.

[Jackdabomb]

To be original. YOU CAN'T. In the words of a great poet "there's never been a thought that's never been thunk." Or somethin like that I can't remember

[DiscoveryOne]

damn...

[LordZeebmork]

At 10/4/08 11:47 PM, Trunks wrote:

At 10/4/08 11:43 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: stuff

I remember a Visual Basic program I had to write when I was first learning the language was a form that had text pop up that said "Hello, World!"

Yeah, Hello World programs are traditionally the first programs written by people learning any language.

...Visual Basic? Ugh. VB is evil.

[MonkeyV]

16: Being original because nobody else is

17: Being original because everybody else is

18: Being unoriginal because nobody else is

19: Stealing your own ideas in some sort of split personality scenario...

20: Not making a trilogy

21: Making a triple trilogy

[smicothegreat]

PENIS!!

I'm so irrediculously un-originally original that my witty comment is disabled for the next minute and forty four seconds...

[jbown345]

At 10/4/08 11:43 PM, Knorpfdog wrote: How about shut the fuck up?

oh ho ho ho ho. (btw that was a belly laugh)

[MonkeyV]

22: Rebelling against the conformists that make up the general population

23: Conforming against the rebels that make up the general population

24: Conforming to the standards of being a rebel

25: Rebelling in a conformist sort of way

[igott]

At 10/4/08 11:44 PM, Gendo wrote: Fuck all of you.

agreed.

[reveihca]

12324. Making original repetitive topics about being original while simultaneously secretly questioning the originality of various posters and their ability--or lack thereof--to avoid redundancy when utilizing the term "original" multiple times in one sentence to describe originality?
12325. Adding a completely random number to your rule or post.