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Posted at: 10/4/08 12:45 PM

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In your own opinion, what would be the worst feature of a girlfriend which would put you off? Like, her legs are always too hairy.
I say girlfriend because most people here are guys, I don't mind opinions on BFs.
Mine would be if my Boyfriend drank too much, alway a bad sign.

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If she's a bitch, slag, or retard.

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Her mouth is always too open.


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My girlfriend is perfect, in every way.

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Bad laugh/annoying laugh


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overweight
whiny
or use of heavy makeup

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Lots of exes.

Not only that, but if she talked about them.

I've talked to random girls in my class who I don't even know and they start rattling on and on about their boyfriend.


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i don't have a girlfriend at the moment.


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Physically? Don't like pony tails. Fuck that shit.


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I would be put off is she had a cock.

Someone had to say it.

This looks squint.

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At 10/4/08 12:47 PM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: i don't have a girlfriend at the moment.

probably because you don't know how to criticize them well enough, if you thought of more bad features of girls and went out and told girls they had these bad features you would be more likely to have to deal with them... cause that's the way the world works.


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1. Hair anywhere else other than her head
2. Stupid. In the way that she can't solve a simple math problem
3. Talks too much

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Tall, fat, ebony, mean, masochist, immature, or country music fan.

Take your pick, because they all are sucky features.

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If she was shallow, then I'd tell her to take a fucking hike.

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At 10/4/08 12:48 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: I would be put off is she had a cock.

Someone had to say it.

"Hmm...I seem to be unable to get in in there, all i can feel is a- OMG A SNAKE!!! Wait...That's not a snake."

If your reading this, then why do you care?

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Her vagina is made of razorblades.

Honestly if there's a giant issue with your girlfriend, you probably shouldn't be dating her.

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I wanted to date this girl for a while, until I had some classes with her. She never laughs at anything and just kind of sits there and stares. She's kind of dumb i'd say. I've read papers she wrote and she seems smart there, so I'm thinking she acts stupid because she wants attention.

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i would say. if she turned out to be a guy.

that's a turn off
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Kagoe

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At 10/4/08 12:49 PM, Toasty3D wrote: Tall, fat, ebony, mean, masochist, immature, or country music fan.

Take your pick, because they all are sucky features.

Nothing wrong with being tall, just because you're a midget.

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At 10/4/08 12:52 PM, Earthshine wrote: i would say. if she turned out to be a guy.
that's a turn on

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At 10/4/08 12:49 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: If she was shallow, then I'd tell her to take a fucking hike.

Then there's a chance you might end up gay form lack of girls my non-friend...

2.. no 6.. no 12.. BAKERS DOZEN... I TOLD YOU THA TI'M CRAZY FOR THESE CUPCAKES COUZIN!

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At 10/4/08 12:57 PM, smicothegreat wrote:
At 10/4/08 12:49 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: If she was shallow, then I'd tell her to take a fucking hike.
Then there's a chance you might end up gay form lack of girls my non-friend...

Then I'll go gay. Why the fuck go through countless shit for a shallow whore who wants money constantly? Find the logic.

It's not religion which will destroy us, be the root of social discomfort and cause conflict but misinterpretation.

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At 10/4/08 12:47 PM, Sekhem wrote: overweight
whiny
or use of heavy makeup

BLECHGH

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At 10/4/08 12:47 PM, Gein wrote: Bad laugh/annoying laugh

i agree.....i know sum1 who actually laughs like peter griffin off of family guy......ARGH GOD!

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If she's ugly or a total bitch...idk.


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At 10/4/08 12:59 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 10/4/08 12:57 PM, smicothegreat wrote:
At 10/4/08 12:49 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: If she was shallow, then I'd tell her to take a fucking hike.
Then there's a chance you might end up gay from lack of girls my non-friend...
Then I'll go gay. Why the fuck go through countless shit for a shallow whore who wants money constantly? Find the logic.

Good answer...

No.. i'm not gonna bust out 'COCK!!' to get outta this one.. i got something better...

PENIS!!

2.. no 6.. no 12.. BAKERS DOZEN... I TOLD YOU THA TI'M CRAZY FOR THESE CUPCAKES COUZIN!

SNACK ATTACK MOTHA*BEEP*ER!


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Girlfriend???
What are you talking about???


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If my boyfriend was a giant pot head, man whore, or hit on every girl as possible.

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If she has a shitty name like Rhiannon, and goes to newgrounds.

But that's just my opinion, Kagoe. :3

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