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I would kill him nice and slowly. So painfully good. He will be tied up in a basement where no one can hear the sound of him screaming. I would feed him, and keep him alive, but everyday I would cut in between his fingers nice and slowly, then I would start to put salt over it to help it heal, after that I will pour boiling water all over him to wash away all the cuts and let the salt dissolve.
He would be going through that everyday! No one will stop me!

I would tie him up, then use a rusted pen knife to skin one of his legs then slowly pour lemonade and shugar on the wound, then I would skin a hole in his palm and staple staples into the wound and keep on taking them out and putting them back in again. Then I would skin his dick and balls and corkscrew through his nut scack. I would then chain him up against a wall with the chance to have his leg slowly amputated so he could reach a gun on the other side of the room. the gun being unloaded when he finally gets there. I would then gouge out his eyes and have several people in a room kicking him for hours on end, and finally put him in full skiiing cloths and a flappy hat and leave him in the desert to die with a piece of paper with "owned" writen on it stapled to his forhead.

anger managment

I'd stick his bollocks in a vice.

Tie his hands and feet, give him a few hits of hamer in the nuts, then I would put him on a cross and let him suffer.

At 10/4/08 02:35 AM, shocktherapy wrote: what would u do if u caught osama?

I would turn him in to the US Government and get my millions of dollars.

Give me some chewing gum?

Support him

yeah I said that. Quite acting like 9/11 was worse than the Haulicaust.

At 10/26/08 01:34 PM, phsychopath wrote: Quite acting like 9/11 was worse than the Haulicaust.

OK, I'll quite acting like that. But I won't quit.

id make him play crappy Wii games for 5 days in a padded cell then turn him in for however much i'd get, then write him a letter saying "oh yeah by the way i planted a bomb up ur ass, so ........... bye" lawlz!!!

I would congratulate him on the pwning of americans.

At 10/4/08 02:39 AM, Ungar wrote: Oh wait, i'm not american.

Me Neither :|

At 10/5/08 12:41 AM, evilfluffmonger wrote: I would fly a plane into his hiding place and see how HE likes it.

now that is creativity, i applaud that.

Wonder what the fuck I was doing in Afghanistan.

cut his eyes in half with a spork and then rip them out shit in his eye sockets make him get raped by a donkey then i would slowly peel the skin off one of his arms and rub salt in it and alchohol and then set it on fire , then fire and arrow from close range in his arm . THEN , i would make him roll in the sand until the fire is out and then i would punch him in the jaw until it breaks then i would pour white spirit in his ears and light it , burning his ears off and deafining him . THEN , even if he has been dead since before i ripped his arm skin off i would shainsaw his legs and arms off VERY slowly and SKIN him and throw him in a container off salt , then i would slice the top of his head off and plant a bomb in there and run like hell then detonate it :)

Eat his face

At 10/4/08 02:35 AM, shocktherapy wrote: shake his hand and say buddy ur fucked XD

everyone smash his nuts!

I'd kick his ass, then hold him up in an auction. If the US want him more than the terrorists do, they'll pay up.

At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, Finjodon wrote:

At 10/4/08 02:39 AM, Ungar wrote: Oh wait, i'm not american.

....That's not funny....at all to us. That's really offensive man, seriously.

saying your not American is offensive?

tard

i would make him
-eat his own shit
-beat him
-pee on him
-make him mock islam and muhammed etc..
-make him teach me how to make a bomb
-do a bomb
-shove it up his ass
-blow it
-give his body parts to FBI (but i would keep the hand. for the lulz.)

Found a rsp duo with him.

At 10/4/08 02:56 AM, ClearRed wrote: um, turn him in for the fucking huge ass bounty on his head...

or rape him w/ splinter stick in penis hole. either or.

Isn't that like, 30-35 million or something?

The best thing to do if you caught Osama is to sell him on eBay! Al-Qaeda and the FBI would both make the prices explode ^_^

I'd do something awesome and effective, tie him up and take him to the police. Or the goverenment and then want lots of praise/money.

Id bathe him. that dude probably smells like cave ass.

At 11/7/08 11:39 AM, Luis wrote: Id bathe him. that dude probably smells like cave ass.

Baptize!

Spank that naughty boy, of course.