cut his eyes in half with a spork and then rip them out shit in his eye sockets make him get raped by a donkey then i would slowly peel the skin off one of his arms and rub salt in it and alchohol and then set it on fire , then fire and arrow from close range in his arm . THEN , i would make him roll in the sand until the fire is out and then i would punch him in the jaw until it breaks then i would pour white spirit in his ears and light it , burning his ears off and deafining him . THEN , even if he has been dead since before i ripped his arm skin off i would shainsaw his legs and arms off VERY slowly and SKIN him and throw him in a container off salt , then i would slice the top of his head off and plant a bomb in there and run like hell then detonate it :)