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Apprehend him and call the FBI? I need the money.

At 10/4/08 01:20 PM, Lorkas wrote: I'd keep him and tell him to blow up a building, cause that would be sooo funny lol!

UR fucking stupid. Id shoot him 2 death.

At 10/4/08 02:35 AM, shocktherapy wrote: shake his hand and say buddy ur fucked XD

everyone smash his nuts!

word

I would just look at him and say what the fuck were thinking ?
But, I'm Black so me catching him would be like O.J. getting locked up for murder.LOL.

Get a knife and give him a good MONK SHOT! Or just shoot him in the head!

Beat him down and interrogate him what are his motives convince him otherwise then send him to HIGH security prison

I'd say, "Hey look! I found him!" "Where's my moneys?"

At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, Finjodon wrote:

At 10/4/08 02:39 AM, Ungar wrote: Oh wait, i'm not american.

....That's not funny....at all to us. That's really offensive man, seriously.

Yeah, welcome to Newgrounds. Lurk more and then you'll have a right to an opinion. Anyway I'd black mail him of course, he's got to be one of the wealthiest dudes out there, although I'm sure he wouldn't be walking alone in the desert with no weaponry or additional troops. I mean, it be one lucky dude to find him in one day after 7 years of failed attempts.

ever played the game torture game 2 on ng
thats what ill do to him

i'd say "you think you got it hard? my middle name is satan hitler osama stalin lucifer loki."

I would just stab one of his knee caps, throw him in a truck, and find the nearest CIA cause there offering millions. + I hate his guts -_-

I'd burn him alive in times square. But only after squeezed out information from him by torture. I'd also take his manhood away and make him eat it. Then, i'd make him sing the Star Spangled Banner.

Ask where hes been

and hide there for the next 10 years.

he is not a terrorist
america is the terrorist
america kills for oil
osama kills for saving their fatherland and their souls!

he's already been caught... i forgot the source though

At 10/4/08 02:37 AM, Notpedobear wrote: Lynch.

Lynch.

LYNCH.

Lynch.

Haha, well done pedobear.

turn him in for the 50,000,000 dollars why kill him a get less?

shoot him in the stomach and foot; put him in a burqa, tie it around him so he can never get it off and make him walk all the way to the airport or embassy to arrest and try the bastard

At 10/4/08 02:57 AM, Notpedobear wrote:

At 10/4/08 02:37 AM, Notpedobear wrote: Lynch.

Lynch.

LYNCH.

Lynch.

Oh wait, Osama not Obama.

XD XD.

Im telling you if Obama gets in office people are gonna conspire to kill him.

Actually, I have a better idea
if any of you are fans of Preacher, you'll get this.

At 10/4/08 02:37 AM, Notpedobear wrote: Lynch.

Lynch.

LYNCH.

Lynch.

sounds about right to me.

At 10/5/08 12:14 AM, Blackfang wrote:

At 10/4/08 02:57 AM, Notpedobear wrote:

At 10/4/08 02:37 AM, Notpedobear wrote: Lynch.

Lynch.

LYNCH.

Lynch.

Oh wait, Osama not Obama.

XD XD.

Im telling you if Obama gets in office people are gonna conspire to kill him.

Yes, because obviously people are that inhuman they can't allow an African American to get into the oval office without conspiring to lynch him. I'm sure if people where lenient enough to kiss the ass of a man with an approval rating as low as President Bush's they can stomach Obama.

oh wait, i thought you said OBAMA.

no, i'd just kill him.

When I was first reading this I thought "Woah there are so many people that want to kill a presidential candidate" until I found out that it wasn't Obama. anyway id probably tell the U.S govenment stuff like " I got osama and I want 52million for his head then 85million for the rest"

Be like "sup?" then shake his hand and be like "they US army is behind me about 0.5 miles away. Have fun getting blown up ^_^" then nonchalantly walk away.

i would remove his mask,revealing the face of don knotts

and he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling infidels

I would fly a plane into his hiding place and see how HE likes it.

Terrorist: I hope they didn't catch Osama yet. The Americans shot your dick off, for kicks.

Other terrorist: Yeah, I know. They are all about the cock-and-ball torture...

tankmen refrence.

At 10/5/08 12:44 AM, jbown345 wrote: Terrorist: I hope they didn't catch Osama yet. The Americans shot your dick off, for kicks.

Other terrorist: Yeah, I know. They are all about the cock-and-ball torture...

tankmen refrence.

Sorry for the double post. I misspelled 'shoot'

i would cut him open and grind his organs in a blender and then make him into coat that i will burn

Well, anyone can catch a Corpse.

Sucka's dead!