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At 10/4/08 08:40 AM, SirNecrophile wrote:

At 10/4/08 08:36 AM, MyMonkey wrote:

At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, Finjodon wrote:

At 10/4/08 02:39 AM, Ungar wrote: Oh wait, i'm not american.

....That's not funny....at all to us. That's really offensive man, seriously.

That was not offensive.

lol @ america

Americans are brainwashed from birth.

"i pledge allegance..."

After grade school, we were no longer required to listen to or recite that. But then 9/11 happens and it's brought back for grades 7+. That was total bullshit. The people who refused to participate in it were often chastised by classmates. Fuck.

This sort of thing, know what i'm sayin!!

Shave his beard off with a chainsaw xD

Then shave his balls off with a chainsaw xD

Then shave his limbs off with a chainsaw xD

Then shave his HEAD off with a chainsaw xD xD xD

Failing that, I'd hand the bugger in and claim the reward :D

Thank him

At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, Finjodon wrote:

At 10/4/08 02:39 AM, Ungar wrote: Oh wait, i'm not american.

....That's not funny....at all to us. That's really offensive man, seriously.

Hahaha, look how offended this kid got!?

I'm not American either.

At 10/4/08 02:57 AM, Notpedobear wrote:

At 10/4/08 02:37 AM, Notpedobear wrote: Lynch.

Lynch.

LYNCH.

Lynch.

Oh wait, Osama not Obama.

That was seriously funny.

At 10/4/08 03:11 AM, RiuTenshin wrote:

At 10/4/08 03:08 AM, JarrodK wrote: Uhhh, turn him in for the US$52 million?

Needs more torture. Just turning him in isn't fair.

Have you seen how horrible Bush's Administration is in every single thing they do? They run the military camps as Concentration Camps for Muslims, so you might as well get the $52 Million and expect the US to torture him.

I would either turn him over to the authorities or push him off a cliff.

I would alert the correct authorities, and hand him over to them.

Then I would collect my bounty award, and feel proud for helping the world.

I'd beat the living fuck out of him and then take him to the government to get my money.

Say: Hi man! and secrtetly plant a mine on his back with 500t of gunpowder inside. After planting the mine i would run like hell.

At 10/4/08 09:36 AM, djura1996 wrote: Say: Hi man! and secrtetly plant a mine on his back with 500t of gunpowder inside. After planting the mine i would run like hell.

500 tonnes of gunpowder?

A: You can't plant mines on a person's back.
B: You wouldn't be able to lift a mine with 500 tonnes of gunpower in it.
C: Where would you get 500 tonnes of gunpowder?
D: It would crush him within a second, if you could even lift it onto his back.
E: An explosion that big would destroy a VERY large area.

F: Why not just get some chewing-gum-sized piece of Semtex, stick it to his shoulder, then detonate it when you're of sufficient distance away.

At 10/4/08 05:01 AM, cyrax29 wrote: Wow the amount of people here wanting to torture him is quite absurd. And that guy who said he'd burn off his feet and watch him run is a sick fucker. Seriously though if I found him I would just turn him in for the money. I wouldn't torture the guy. He would probably get killed anyway. I know how many he has killed but I do believe that torturing him would make you sink to his level.

What are you, a canadian?

Id fuck him up, send him over to the hood let them fuck himn up, then turn his ass in.
simple yet effective.

i would ask for his forgiveness for me being an american infidel and pay him to teach me how to become good in the eyes of the all loving and merciful allah

Pour acid on his skin.

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Hand him over to the government and get my millions of dollars.

ILL COOK HIM AND ILL EAT HIS HEAD.....

u know there are surprisingly alot of vids on ng about cooking a guy and eating his head lol

oh wait i not US citizen

p.s *farts*

Kill him?

Take a picture of me and Osama and then, turn him in.

I like the allying with him idea. I mean, if you turn him in, and he escapes or is rescued, then you're seriously fucked.

I would say "Aha! Caught ya!" and then come to newgrounds for advice.

wouldn't do anything since he doesn't even exist

If i caught Osama Bin Laden, well...lets jsut say we wouldn't have any more tapes from the guy

I would ask "where have you been", then he will say "in george bush's bed" then ill be all like "wow" then he would go "yep" thn i would go "seriously?" then he would go "seriously", then i would just walk away freaked out and shocked....

I would sit him down to a nice cup of coffee. Then we would discuss the weather. Then I'd pull out my 9mm pistol and pop a cap in his head and claim the reward money. I think he is wanted dead of alive am I wrong...?

I'd keep him and tell him to blow up a building, cause that would be sooo funny lol!

I'd say "<equivalent of $26,000,000 in pounds>, or I'm turning you in"

Apprehend him and call the FBI? I need the money.

At 10/4/08 01:20 PM, Lorkas wrote: I'd keep him and tell him to blow up a building, cause that would be sooo funny lol!

UR fucking stupid. Id shoot him 2 death.

At 10/4/08 02:35 AM, shocktherapy wrote: shake his hand and say buddy ur fucked XD

everyone smash his nuts!

word

I would just look at him and say what the fuck were thinking ?
But, I'm Black so me catching him would be like O.J. getting locked up for murder.LOL.