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My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:01:01

So there I was, walking from my 4th period class (ELA) over to 5th period (Science). Now my crush was walking down the hall too, she was going to the class I just came out of. Now, this is where I think "OMG THERE SHE IS", but I keep it to myself. As she walked within an inch of me, she dropped her pen. As she went to pick it up, for half a second I feel her hand run across my groin region as she stops and picks it up. I don't think she noticed, but I sure as hell did. I spent the rest of the walk to my class blushing, and my teacher gave me detention because I was daydreaming about it throughout the entire class.

So yeah, the one girl I like touched my cock, only for a split second, but it felt like forever.

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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:01:36

Crush? She's obese?

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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:02:00

i had sex with my gf.


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:02:03

do you think it was on purpose?


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:02:57

I struggle to think if I was this desperate for love at that age. I probably was but I hope not.


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:02:56

Probably fat.


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:03:08

At 10/3/08 06:01 PM, citricsquid wrote: Crush? She's obese?

...No, the girl I like, but am too much of a pussy to talk to.

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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:03:16

dude thats pretty pathetic
u thought about it the whole day?
dont u better things to think about than daydreaming about a girl your never get?
man u must be really desperate if u think about her touching your cock all day for a half second


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:03:39

YOU ALL SAW IT!
THAT ORPHANAGE ATTACKED ME!


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:03:41

Thats uh...well
No, truthfully I wouldn't want my crush to touch my cock, infact, I wouldn't want anyone to touch my cock. And by that I mean just right there in the hallways filled with swarming students.


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:05:46

At 10/3/08 06:03 PM, james44445 wrote: dude thats pretty pathetic
u thought about it the whole day?
dont u better things to think about than daydreaming about a girl your never get?
man u must be really desperate if u think about her touching your cock all day for a half second

Well, at least a girl touched my cock.

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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:05:52

I think that someone else did it to mess with your mind

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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:06:02

At 10/3/08 06:03 PM, Convictim wrote: YOU ALL SAW IT!
THAT ORPHANAGE ATTACKED ME!

Unoriginal joke #17755368.


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:06:09

do you get any pussy. your makeing a big deal about a girl accidently touching you cock. why dont you be a man and ask her out. a chick touching you cock isnt a big deal. go get laid you prude

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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:06:20

At 10/3/08 06:01 PM, SuperShad wrote:
So yeah, the one girl I like touched my cock, only for a split second, but it felt like forever.

Orgasmic. One time a brushed up to my girlfriends boob for like five seconds but it only felt like a split second.

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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:07:08

At 10/3/08 06:06 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 10/3/08 06:03 PM, Convictim wrote: YOU ALL SAW IT!
THAT ORPHANAGE ATTACKED ME!
Unoriginal joke #17755368.

Actually fits this thread and the other thread very well.
Both lies.


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:07:48

she should have grabbed you-

oh.


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:08:22

She wants you to take advantage of her. Go for it!


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:09:11

At 10/3/08 06:06 PM, skaterdan4556 wrote: do you get any pussy. your makeing a big deal about a girl accidently touching you cock. why dont you be a man and ask her out. a chick touching you cock isnt a big deal. go get laid you prude

I'd have to agree with this 08 here...


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:10:05

you left out the part about how you blew a load in your pants


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:10:11

At 10/3/08 06:08 PM, lbenson1996 wrote: This is like the 2nd cock topic I seen today. This isn't even funny but the 1st one was.

Yeah, well the first one is way more likely to be fake. I mean come on, would a teacher actually be that stupid to not see someone force they're erect cock into a girl's mouth?

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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:10:52

Oh. My. God. You fucking virgin.


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:10:59

At 10/3/08 06:10 PM, SuperShad wrote:

they're erect cock

they most certainly are not.


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:11:14

I first read that as 'My Touch Crushed My Cock'
I LOL'd at that.


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:11:23

At 10/3/08 06:10 PM, SuperShad wrote: Yeah, well the first one is way more likely to be fake. I mean come on, would a teacher actually be that stupid to not see someone force they're erect cock into a girl's mouth?

If that was true,then the teacher was pretty dumb.


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:11:23

At 10/3/08 06:10 PM, SuperShad wrote:
At 10/3/08 06:08 PM, lbenson1996 wrote: This is like the 2nd cock topic I seen today. This isn't even funny but the 1st one was.
Yeah, well the first one is way more likely to be fake. I mean come on, would a teacher actually be that stupid to not see someone force they're erect cock into a girl's mouth?

You'd be surprised about the things i got away with i school when i had subs...


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:14:25

That was pretty funny thar.

At least you can now say that she touched your penis. good work


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:15:33

Just make sure she never sees this topic or whatever small, small chance you'd ever have with her would... well, I think you understand.


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:17:31

i bet you got an instant boner


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Response to My crush touched my cock. 2008-10-03 18:18:22

you are such a loser... talk to the whore!!
who knows... you might hook up, although you might want to lose your 30 million zits first


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