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No one cares how cool you think you are. It is especially uncool to brag about it ONLINE of all places. Congrats you went up one and now you're back to negative lame.

If I was the fat guy [refuse to use bully] I would have kicked your ass.

dude don't say bully, makes u sound like a pussy...

Also, if he did hit u would u have gotten beaten up?

shit, son.

YOU FROWSKY BOWSKY! HIGH FIVE ME BRO!

totally make this into a movie.

.....high five?
srsly,noone gives a shit

err. you're pretty lame, aren't you? thats not how you piss people off, you gotta be lame on purpose, and repetitive, like my mate keeps calling this fat ass at my school curly wurly turnip, why? why not? he gets annoyed, we laugh, he runs off. fun.

At 10/3/08 04:29 PM, B4gle wrote: I'm not sure how this works. But it did. And it was cool.

So I'm sitting there in Religion class , ( Catholic school ) and talking to my friends. It's like , 5 minutes until class starts so everyones just hanging out and talking. Some chubby grade 10 kid walks in like he owns the place , sits next to my friend and says

"Hey! Nice mullet faggot hat!"

I looked over at the grade 10. My friend looked at me , he didn't know what to say and he didn't want to get beat up.

"Got nothing to say faggot? I bet a rat died in your hair hahahahaha"

Then I stepped in. "Pretty smart talking for someone the size of mount olympus."

He replied; "What'd you say dirt?"

I laughed and said "Nah , I change my mind. You ATE mount olympus."

A bunch of people in the class laughed at him. They started to form a circle around the two desks we were sitting in.

The fat-bully mocked me in a baby-stupid voice. "EEUU DA SIZ OF MONT OLYMPUS thats what you sound like fag"

"Wow , that education really pays for it's self doesn't it? Just shut up. Your making yourself look stupid."

The class laughed. The bully looked frustrated. He responded by trying to mock me again.

"Just shut up and leave. I think you've damaged your reputation enough for one day."

Then he stormed out of the classroom and yelled at me "Your fuckin dead kid. Meet me after school"

After school , I obviously had no intention to fight a 10th grader so I just waited for my bus. The bully saw me and started walking towards me , my friend warned me "Dude , there he comes we should get out of here" "No , " I said and walked over to the bully.

The bully snapped at me "Hey faggot wanna fight right now?"
"No thanks , how about I just make fun of you until you walk away."
" I'll fucking kill you , so come on lets fight."
"Fine then. Hit me right now." He looked at me. Then walked away.

Word got out in the school , apparntly no one liked the kid and when word got out that he got told off by a grade 9 , he became the laughing stock of the school. Now I have a new nickname "Frowsky Browsky" What ever the hell that means , and people give me high fives in the hallway now and yell out my newfound nickname.

Kinda weird , but whatever.

I did that before :)
I told off a girl in my class that no one liked, the teacher didn't even like her.
She talked shit on EVERYONE, she was a mouthy sarcastic bitch.
Well one day she was talking shit on my sister while everyone was studying so I got up and screamed at her for a good 5 minutes. Every time I gave her a chance to have something to say she'd mumble.
I ended up making her cry, and after she set her head down, the class started to clap.
Then after class people gave me high fives. :)
The teacher didn't send me to the office thank goodness, but I wouldn't of cared, someone needed to stop her.

Bully's are ignorant.
I hate how they think they can boss everyone around.

Good for you though :)

Dont flatter yourself. This doesnt mean your popular. This will wear out eventually.
Man, ''frowsky bowsky''.. ''Mount olympus''... wow this is the most immature highschool ever.
Oh wait... its catholic.

This story is good. Unlike all the other crappy BBS stories that keep popping up. Good job kid. You're on your way to the top.

No TLRD's for this one, guys. It has earned a full read

I sure hope the mods allow it to live.

thats lame in the real world, but for a catholic school not baddd
ha that must have been awesome

That only happens in movies.

ha, sorry, but those comebacks were so corny.

Being popular in a catholic school is like choking your cat sexualy.

At 10/3/08 06:02 PM, Notpedobear wrote:

At 10/3/08 05:59 PM, ArykSB wrote: That only happens in movies.

Exactly. I think OP stole a scene from some '70s teenage comedy.

This is real. I do know it sounds like some crappy movie but this auctelly did happen.

Also , I'm not BRAGGING this to everyone online. I'm simply sharing my life with people online , as a lot of people do.

Wait, so why aren't you with your 'new friends'?

The!

At 10/3/08 04:32 PM, HeaterBurn wrote: You have some pretty lame insults/comebacks.

you seen nothing yet cuz i bean on both private and public schools people are mean.
but what I saw there was you roasting that kid as much as he roast his spare meat.

Only virgins aren't popular.

Yo badass. Way to stick up for yourself man. If I could, I'd props you right now.

Ah so bad ass! Mount Olympus! YEAAHHHAHA!

At 10/3/08 04:32 PM, HeaterBurn wrote: You have some pretty lame insults/comebacks.

it was a catholic school...

whatd you expect?

At 10/3/08 05:20 PM, Convictim wrote: You are so witty and skilled! Teach me the ways of the strong!

Not

wow dude, picking on fat kids is easy as fuck, ive had plenty of situations like what u had minus the cornyness, but in no way does it last at all. in fact, thinking your popular because of one thing makes u a huge tool, especially bragging about it on the internet.

At 10/3/08 06:02 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: ha, sorry, but those comebacks were so corny.

see what you have to do is look at em' top to bottom. Then side to side. then grill the tender meat of there pothetic lives like this.

dork: stupid
me: (looks up down side to side) ... (examines how to grill)
dork: watcha doing faggot
me: look sit yo fat ass down and wear something fucking clean once and while besides them big ass glasses make yo look like fuckin hary potter bitch if your hair looked any worse every girl would faint at yo butt-uglyness so y dont you sit yo little deformed ass down and read yo book.

dork: ....
class: ooooohh he drillen 0__0

Fake.

LIES.................................lol just kiddin' b4gle

have fun with the new found popularity

At 10/3/08 06:03 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Being popular in a catholic school is like choking your cat sexualy.

great minds think alike...

At 10/3/08 05:08 PM, Heartbraker wrote:

At 10/3/08 04:41 PM, SirLebowski wrote: I guess Catholics are behind on the times. The last time I heard any exchange like that take place, it was in a crappy 90's preteen movie.

What the fuck you little prick im an Irish Catholic and we have better insults than all of America put together

It doesn't count if they all revolve around leprechauns and potatos. There is a culture barrier.

guess what im popular too

; yeah for us

You're not popular now, you just falsely believe you are.