I'm popular in highschool now.

[B4gle]

I'm not sure how this works. But it did. And it was cool.

So I'm sitting there in Religion class , ( Catholic school ) and talking to my friends. It's like , 5 minutes until class starts so everyones just hanging out and talking. Some chubby grade 10 kid walks in like he owns the place , sits next to my friend and says

"Hey! Nice mullet faggot hat!"

I looked over at the grade 10. My friend looked at me , he didn't know what to say and he didn't want to get beat up.

"Got nothing to say faggot? I bet a rat died in your hair hahahahaha"

Then I stepped in. "Pretty smart talking for someone the size of mount olympus."

He replied; "What'd you say dirt?"

I laughed and said "Nah , I change my mind. You ATE mount olympus."

A bunch of people in the class laughed at him. They started to form a circle around the two desks we were sitting in.

The fat-bully mocked me in a baby-stupid voice. "EEUU DA SIZ OF MONT OLYMPUS thats what you sound like fag"

"Wow , that education really pays for it's self doesn't it? Just shut up. Your making yourself look stupid."

The class laughed. The bully looked frustrated. He responded by trying to mock me again.

"Just shut up and leave. I think you've damaged your reputation enough for one day."

Then he stormed out of the classroom and yelled at me "Your fuckin dead kid. Meet me after school"

After school , I obviously had no intention to fight a 10th grader so I just waited for my bus. The bully saw me and started walking towards me , my friend warned me "Dude , there he comes we should get out of here" "No , " I said and walked over to the bully.

The bully snapped at me "Hey faggot wanna fight right now?"
"No thanks , how about I just make fun of you until you walk away."
" I'll fucking kill you , so come on lets fight."
"Fine then. Hit me right now." He looked at me. Then walked away.

Word got out in the school , apparntly no one liked the kid and when word got out that he got told off by a grade 9 , he became the laughing stock of the school. Now I have a new nickname "Frowsky Browsky" What ever the hell that means , and people give me high fives in the hallway now and yell out my newfound nickname.

Kinda weird , but whatever.

[manonthemoon516]

Fuck anyone who says TLDR. This is worth it. Great job.

[Doom-Fan]

Frowsky Browsky is just another word for 'gigantic queer'.

[HeaterBurn]

You have some pretty lame insults/comebacks.

[Ambidexterity]

Nah, your not, You just think you are.

[SrgLemon]

Internet High Five!

[manonthemoon516]

At 10/3/08 04:31 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: Fuck anyone who says TLDR. This is worth it. Great job.

Assuming, of course, that you're not completely bullshitting.

[yurgenburgen]

At 10/3/08 04:32 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Frowsky Browsky is just another word for 'gigantic queer'.

Haha, nice one :D

Anyway, it's good that you showed that prick up. People like that deserve their heads smashing in.

[Biscuit-Boy]

At 10/3/08 04:32 PM, HeaterBurn wrote: You have some pretty lame insults/comebacks.

Yeah plus you picked on a fat kid!

BOO! *hiss*

[cHunter]

Your story sounds completely true and posting about how much of a bad ass you are in real life only gets you respect on Newgrounds.

Oh wait...

[BoshansStudios]

I'm not gonna diss u like most will. Good job standing up to the bully and keeping your cool.

[MattTheHeadBanger]

u might be kewl in school, but on NG, ur still a loser

HAHA everyone knows NG is moar important than school

[MisterUnderstood]

Stop deleting my post, the mod that did it doesn't give a fuck about any of the bullshit he's talking about and that mod knows it. I'm gonna get banned for saying faggot anyway.

[x-factor11]

for being in a catholic school, that kid says faggot quite a bit..

anyways, noice.. (leaps 5 miles into the air and high fives jo fiace)

[Edd360]

It's pretty funny when fat kids act tough, there's a gigantic fatass at my school who used to talk shit alot but stopped after he got punched in the face. He tried to swing back but with his flabby arms he failed completely.

[SirLebowski]

I guess Catholics are behind on the times. The last time I heard any exchange like that take place, it was in a crappy 90's preteen movie.

[Black-Flame]

While you had kinda crappy insults, it was still entertaining, none the less, to hear about a fat kid getting mocked. I'm guessing he couldn't think of any come-backs because his mind was too busy on food.

[Jackie-Knife-Juggler]

three easiest ways to become poular/more so:
1- make a good joke
2- befriend the coolest person in school, as long as they're not a douche.
3- do something outrageously cool and awesome.

numbers 1 and 3 accomplished.

[Twilight]

At 10/3/08 04:37 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: Stop deleting my post, the mod that did it doesn't give a fuck about any of the bullshit he's talking about and that mod knows it. I'm gonna get banned for saying faggot anyway.

Quoted for great truth.

[RKthrilla]

Good work..

Hopefully you can keep this up because he is going to try to make fun of you for the next two years..

[iamb]

Damn, like everyone else has said, those were possibly the worst insults I've ever heard (from both of you).

[Heartbraker]

At 10/3/08 04:36 PM, MattTheHeadBanger wrote: u might be kewl in school, but on NG, ur still a loser

HAHA everyone knows NG is moar important than school

Do you know whats better than newgrounds

Grammar you faggot do you listen in school or are you to buisy masturbating

[Heartbraker]

At 10/3/08 04:41 PM, SirLebowski wrote: I guess Catholics are behind on the times. The last time I heard any exchange like that take place, it was in a crappy 90's preteen movie.

What the fuck you little prick im an Irish Catholic and we have better insults than all of America put together

[krazykangaroo]

aiit pretty good, for a frosh lol
ur popular in school when people call u asking if u wanna drink/ get lite with them

[putzpie]

You're popular at a catholic school, where there are only like what, 8 people?

[Funny-Man]

I think that's how you wanted it to happen to be honest.

Reality: "Hey, douche, nice hair" You: =[

[Alex12345269]

Get off the stage!

[SCTE3]

At 10/3/08 04:29 PM, B4gle wrote: I'm not sure how this works. But it did. And it was cool.

I'm sure it isn't..

So I'm sitting there in Religion class , ( Catholic school ) and talking to my friends. It's like , 5 minutes until class starts so everyones just hanging out and talking. Some chubby grade 10 kid walks in like he owns the place , sits next to my friend and says

"Hey! Nice mullet faggot hat!"

Are you sure that you're not the 10th grader who's fat?

I looked over at the grade 10. My friend looked at me , he didn't know what to say and he didn't want to get beat up.

So they we're going to beat your ass for insulting them?
That's fine..

"Got nothing to say faggot? I bet a rat died in your hair hahahahaha"

And so did your post.

Then I stepped in. "Pretty smart talking for someone the size of mount olympus."

He replied; "What'd you say dirt?"

I laughed and said "Nah , I change my mind. You ATE mount olympus."

A bunch of people in the class laughed at him. They started to form a circle around the two desks we were sitting in.

That is pretty damn immature if you think they like you for it. Your clildlike sense of humour is really unwitty.

The fat-bully mocked me in a baby-stupid voice. "EEUU DA SIZ OF MONT OLYMPUS thats what you sound like fag"

Portal anyone?

"Wow , that education really pays for it's self doesn't it? Just shut up. Your making yourself look stupid."

You both look really stupid >_>

The class laughed. The bully looked frustrated. He responded by trying to mock me again.

"Just shut up and leave. I think you've damaged your reputation enough for one day."

You both damaged your reputation. You were laughed at and he was embarrassed.

Then he stormed out of the classroom and yelled at me "Your fuckin dead kid. Meet me after school"

He just wants some retardly lame gay duck butt sex

After school , I obviously had no intention to fight a 10th grader so I just waited for my bus. The bully saw me and started walking towards me , my friend warned me "Dude , there he comes we should get out of here" "No , " I said and walked over to the bully.

Really immature now aren't we?
Violence solves nothing..

The bully snapped at me "Hey faggot wanna fight right now?"
"No thanks , how about I just make fun of you until you walk away."
" I'll fucking kill you , so come on lets fight."
"Fine then. Hit me right now." He looked at me. Then walked away.

See violence does nothing. Words work just fine..

Word got out in the school , apparntly no one liked the kid and when word got out that he got told off by a grade 9 , he became the laughing stock of the school. Now I have a new nickname "Frowsky Browsky" What ever the hell that means , and people give me high fives in the hallway now and yell out my newfound nickname.

They are only going to plan to ruin your life next. Don't be a sucker.

Kinda weird , but whatever.

really stupid but who gives a shit?

[Pedo-cow]

Well aren't you a witty one.

[B4gle]

I don't see how my insults were that bad. I had to think of them quickly and it was the only thing I could think of. Plus mine weren't nearly as bad as his. I don't think so at least.

And yes, this story is true. I might of gotten a few words mixed up , but the general idea is true.

When I met the guy after school I honestly thought I was going to get punched in the face. Because that dramatic stuff whare the loser kid wins in real life doesn't really happen , right? Anyway I'm pretty lucky it turned out like it did.