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Posted at: 10/3/08 12:42 AM

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I am completely uninterested in sex!

I am at the peak of my sex life, 20 years old, yet i have no desire or need to be with some girl for sex or friendship.

i was in a sexual relationship a year ago, but i got dumped on Christmas day, for no other reason then i dont fuck well.
so i had moved on, by last may or so i realized that i was just not interested in sex any more, be it somthing wrong with my hormones, or depression i dont know,

do you think it is in any way normal, or am i an exceptional case here?

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Posted at: 10/3/08 12:44 AM

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yeah, and the girls online are so much hotter right?

NO

Get out there and find a pussy worth fucking.

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Posted at: 10/3/08 12:44 AM

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Oh this is simple. The reason you don't want a sexual relationship because you feel that you actually "don't fuck well." You just need to find that one person who likes fucking you.

Sorry if that sounded blunt, but heh what do you expect this is Newgrounds.

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Posted at: 10/3/08 12:45 AM

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Maybe you're turning homosexual.

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At 10/3/08 12:44 AM, esko-man wrote: yeah, and the girls online are so much hotter right?

NO

Get out there and find a pussy worth fucking.

Sarah Palin....

mmmmmm... yummy stuff.

In all seriousness, girls are hotter IRL. go find a girl and get off the internet until you do.

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"i got dumped on Christmas day, for no other reason then i dont fuck well."

I think this may have something to do with it. I think you should first work out that situation and your feelings so you can feel confident about yourself and get back out there.

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Posted at: 10/3/08 12:45 AM

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Really. I managed to score when I was *16!

* lie
But seriously I did have real sex with a girl about 3 months ago (protected) and you're almost 20?

Dude, something is wrong...


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Posted at: 10/3/08 12:46 AM

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Well,
I know when girls don't have a sex drive at all,
They're suppose to see a doctor..

Go talk to your doctor,
Your hormones probably are out of whack..
I may be wrong,
Maybe you're just still depressed.

I'm sure when you find a girl you reallyreally like, you will get it back.

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At 10/3/08 12:46 AM, PennyPigtails wrote:
Your hormones probably are out of whack..

its your thyroid man.. it's acting up

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Posted at: 10/3/08 12:59 AM

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At 10/3/08 12:44 AM, esko-man wrote: yeah, and the girls online are so much hotter right?

NO

Get out there and find a pussy worth fucking.

WOOH AMEN TO THAT ONE BROTHER!!

maybe your feeling what Stamper was feeling when he wrote 6 in a row.

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At 10/3/08 12:42 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote:
i was in a sexual relationship a year ago, but i got dumped on Christmas day

ouch.
still, get out there and find another. You think what she said is right. Which most likely isnt true. Dont do all of the bullshit things to attract girls. But I have always thought that there is a certain amount of teasing and acting "mean" to girls. But that is far different from being an asshole to them. Its like with any other friends, people like you when youre comfortable around them.

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Posted at: 10/3/08 01:02 AM

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It's not that hard to fuck well, just enjoy it while it's happening and try to remember that there are two people involved. You don't have to seek after it, but why not enjoy something thoroughly enjoyable?

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Posted at: 10/3/08 01:02 AM

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it sounds like your taking being dumped much harder than what you thought just get out there and meet some girls and just have fun don't worry about the sex thing and before you know it you'll have a hottie in your bed before you know it


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Posted at: 10/3/08 01:03 AM

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Naa..I feel exactly the same and I've never been in a relationship nor do I have any interest in being in one, that being a sexual relationship or even any kind of relationship.

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Posted at: 10/3/08 01:15 AM

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At 10/3/08 12:42 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: i was in a sexual relationship a year ago, but i got dumped on Christmas day, for no other reason then i dont fuck well.

Daaaaaaaaaamn. Ain't that about a bitch. And here I thought there was no worse pain than a kick in the nuts. She may as well cut them off. That's cold blooded. You're better off without her obviously, and now I see why you're more than apprehensive about the "fairer" sex at the moment. Don't let them get to your head, bro.

*note to self: ban this fucknuckle on Sept 6th

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Posted at: 10/3/08 01:17 AM

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You are natural.

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Posted at: 10/3/08 03:23 AM

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At 10/3/08 12:42 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: I am completely uninterested in sex!

I am at the peak of my sex life, 20 years old, yet i have no desire or need to be with some girl for sex or friendship.

Yes,we know about your sexual attraction towards children,Pedophilia!

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Posted at: 10/3/08 03:27 AM

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a "sex" thread... in the most Virgin-populated forum of the ENTIRE internet!? LOL
thats the funniest thing all fucking year... LOL

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Posted at: 10/3/08 03:29 AM

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Your drive will come back when the scars heal ;)
Try reading a book on how to fuck better, lol XD

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At 10/3/08 03:27 AM, MissingNYC wrote: a "sex" thread... in the most Virgin-populated forum of the ENTIRE internet!? LOL
thats the funniest thing all fucking year... LOL

i know right! lol

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Posted at: 10/3/08 04:08 AM

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You're either asexual or depressed. I hope it's the second, because they can fix that.


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At 10/3/08 12:48 AM, esko-man wrote:
At 10/3/08 12:46 AM, PennyPigtails wrote:
Your hormones probably are out of whack..
its your thyroid man.. it's acting up

well my parents both have problems with that... i herd it is genetically passed on...

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This thread has the word "sex" in the title, and therefore will reach several pages before either getting locked or dying out.


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At 10/3/08 12:45 AM, Guest8792 wrote: Really. I managed to score when I was *16!

* lie
But seriously I did have real sex with a girl about 3 months ago (protected) and you're almost 20?
Dude, something is wrong...

it wasnt actually hard for me to hav sex with my gf when we were both 16, seen as its legal in this country, i know you hav to be older in sum countrys....

anyway back to the point, for all you know they could hav sed u were bad at sex, becoz they just didnt like u or sumthing, it depends how good they think they are, just find a girl u like, and if it goes well, send us the pics XD
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although you could just be abnormal XD
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At 10/3/08 12:42 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote:
i have no desire or need to be with some girl for sex or friendship.

Well i feel sorry for you my friend i really do, honestly

I think he needs medical help

Right ok....NEXT!!

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QUICK! Look at some miley cyrus porn! NSFW

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At 10/3/08 02:50 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: QUICK! Look at some miley cyrus porn! NSFW

who'd wanna look at that

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You have no life, burn off the face of the earth.

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At 10/3/08 02:54 PM, rome-lherison wrote: You have no life, burn off the face of the earth.

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i have what hes having

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