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Normally

pillow fight with a bunch of girls.

sorry if this was already done

Suicide.

I'd like to be burried near a maggot-infested land and have my kidneys, pancreas, and brain stabbed with a rusty knife.

that way, the maggots will devour my corpse and no one will find it. Unless some idiot decides fuck my corpse.

That reminds me of something I did on Grand Theft Auto... I would like to die by flying a helicopter, hitting another helicopter, spin into a building so it would explode then fly into a building, rebounding off it, hitting a wall just before I hit the ground and then squashed by the helicopter I wes flying. That I can also do on Grand Theft Auto IV. I just love the physics...

At 10/3/08 04:29 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: Crushed by a large object while wearing an orange parka. This is how I answer all of these threads.

Oh my god, you killed Kenny!

You bastards...!

At 10/4/08 12:05 PM, Afromaster wrote: Normally

What is normal to you?

I would say, "head-on collision while driving @ 166 mph on the wrong side of the highway
while in a pursuit or not!

I want to die finding out that the grenade i just took the pin out of has a 3 second fuse...and not a 5 second one. So then if i somehow survive, i can say "FAIL" to myself. Dont judge me.

In a battle with swords, probably katanas and chain mail. If I was to get more unrealistic, it would be in a forest setting involving back flips and martial arts, with dramatic music that my mind likely created to sound like a boss battle. after having defeated 5 other people, but the last one was far more powerful then me, after the strongest performs a killing blow upon me, I drop to the ground, but I pull myself off of the ground and slice straight through my murderers ass, destroying any genitalia. As I fall dying to the ground I would say, ha, penis, or if it was a woman, ha, vagina. this blow would likely only piss the person off, not kill.

In a room full of all my loved ones, passing on peacefully with that kick-ass flatlining noise.

Run over by a beer truck while walking down to the bar to get beer for a party later that night.

At 10/2/08 10:25 PM, the1stguy1 wrote: SNU-SNU

Dammit. I was beaten to the punch.

"I never thought it would end like this, but I always kind of hoped that it would."

After becoming the most accomplished person in the world a jealous enemy turns everyone against me after I am done with the strongest armies the devil rises and blasts energy out of his hands I almost dodge it but as I jumped it blasted my foot blasting me almost off a cliff I hang on for dear life sweating, panting and bleeding all over the place then with every ounce of energy in my body I jump up and charge into the devil eyes angry and bloodshot I punch and kick relentlessly without stopping he dosen't have a chance to block counter or much less move I knock him down onto the ground his face bleeding he's losing blood fast then god kills me and beams me up to heaven than all the innocent people rise from the dead and realizing what they have done and cry for days on end they make many things in my honor and I am happy up in heaven

Pummeled by millions of hot adoring fan girls.

in a gun fight :b

Shotgun blast to the face, that is the best way to go out.

I would want to eat a very good meal, wearing my best clothes, going to sleep, the poison shutting down my systems, never to open my eyes again.

im my sleep from carbon monixide poisoning. it seems like the least painful ways.

Should I remember the fifth of November?

Choking on a dozen penises rammed down my throat all at once.

I don't.

I'd want to die by snu-snu

extremely painfully ... coz hell ... it's gonna be my last experience on earth so it might as well be a good one

just because I'm watching Independence Day, but...

fly a plane into an alien ship after a hard life as a crop duster and vietnam war veteran who was kidnapped by aliens before and abused. sexually

I want to die in some way that will give me an interesting obituary...

possibly so it reads something like...

"died in a bizarre ___________ accident"

mind you, i've always said that when i go down, I'm taking people with me...

At 10/2/08 08:42 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote:

Well anyway, how would you like to die? Explain.

slow and Painfully.....why would I say that?.....

Pennywise the Clown.

I'd like to die of old age.