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At 10/3/08 03:34 PM, Gaaz wrote: Suffocating in Mairah Carey's vagina.

Oh cmon man you could already be killed with her singing

by jumping off the twin towers

wait to late...shit

Crushed by a large object while wearing an orange parka. This is how I answer all of these threads.

By being shot to death by cops for brutally destroying all the Macs in the world.

Seriously, they deserve it.

Blaze of glory, Taking down Five hundred Taliban with me.

By blowing up the world with a giant bomb while im still on earth.I'm so cool

Blinded by my own glistening six-pack abs and accidentally fall into a pit of running chainsaws.

At 10/3/08 04:42 PM, DavidTheSandslash wrote: By being shot to death by cops for brutally destroying all the Macs in the world.

Seriously, they deserve it.

Get out.... now. Nobody will flame Macs if I'm around. Nobody.

i want to die with eman
eman means (having belief in Allah)

quick & painless

At 10/3/08 04:47 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote:

At 10/3/08 04:42 PM, DavidTheSandslash wrote: By being shot to death by cops for brutally destroying all the Macs in the world.

Seriously, they deserve it.

Get out.... now. Nobody will flame Macs if I'm around. Nobody.

*Flames Macs.*

i would lie to fall out a plane or something. seriously the best time before you die. i don't think i would want to live through it though.

Drug fueled sex heart attack

At 10/3/08 04:48 PM, Twilight95 wrote:

At 10/3/08 04:47 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote:

At 10/3/08 04:42 PM, DavidTheSandslash wrote: By being shot to death by cops for brutally destroying all the Macs in the world.

Seriously, they deserve it.

Get out.... now. Nobody will flame Macs if I'm around. Nobody.

*Flames Macs.*

Noooooooo! You heartless devil you!

/joke

Well anyway, how would you like to die? Explain.

Inside a woman

At 10/3/08 05:06 PM, thejdcole wrote:

Well anyway, how would you like to die? Explain.

Inside a woman

Okay then.....

Realistically, I want to die an old man with my family/wife/whatever around me and to go without discomfort.

Newgroundsly, I want to die an old man surrounded by hot women and the last ejaculation I had was so explosive, I had a heart attack.

Worst way to die, on the can.

At 10/2/08 08:42 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: I want to go out in style. Like if one day I was driving in my car when all of a sudden these guys threw a grenade into the backseat! And I swerved off the bridge and fell off into this huge quarry and my car blew up in midair.

Well anyway, how would you like to die? Explain.

that would be excruciating.
I like your style

At 10/3/08 02:45 PM, Cereal wrote:

At 10/3/08 02:42 PM, Emanhattan wrote: fucking a girl in the ass. and the girl farts in my cock and I die

HO HOH OHOHOH OHOH

XOXOXOXO

o

I've always dreamed of killing someone this way, want to meet up?

lmao You would die of brain seizures when my cock reaches your craneum before that even happens

I'm gonna say what I say in all threads regarding "how I want to die"...

Let's set the scene...
I'm on a jet going mach 6 having an all-female-except-for-me orgy, when the plane get's hit and crashes into whatever-country-we'll-be-fighting-by-th en territory, completely surrounded by the opposing army, me and my bevy of naked babes kill everything in sight with our bare hands. Once the fighting subsides, and I'm the last one standing, I stand on my pile of lost friends/enemies/sluts and scream dramatically into the air. That's when I spontainiously combust.

P.S. During the entire sequence, Iron Maiden's "The Trooper" is playing in the backround.

Having the best BJ ever then
getting shot in a dramatic epic scene by monkeys!

Hmm... good question...

I would like to die in an assasination attempt. It won't happen, but I would like the history books to tell a tale of how some random famous person's life was almost taken by a man who seemed to come out of no where, and how it took them 2 hours to finally take his life.

i wanna die sleeping

At 10/2/08 08:54 PM, metalninjaman wrote: death by chinese water torture.

now that would be fun!!!
i'd personally like to go out in a heroic battle with some sort of ultimatum situation
(like some1 shoots up my school and i tackle him but get shot through a lung)

At 10/2/08 09:01 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 10/2/08 08:57 PM, GunnerBoy619 wrote:

At 10/2/08 08:55 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

Just what the fuck were you attemping?\

the middle finger sticking up at u lol

so you were attempting to insult me before i even questioned your actions?
If thats the case, why didn't you quote?

Your logic is poopy

actuly i was going 2 do hi in similles but i didnt have inuf room so i tried the middle finger lol

I DONT WANNA DIE LOL

eaten by a huge lion ...sol after im dead people can say hey you remember dave... yeah im remember that dude .. he was eaten by a lion... no fuckin way man... seriously...woah thats soo fucked up..

thats right .. i dont do much that will remebeed for the way i lived so i would prefer they remeber me the way i died... fighting the king of the jungle tooth and nail only to be defeated.

anuyone agree

At 10/3/08 09:04 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: eaten by a huge lion ...sol after im dead people can say hey you remember dave... yeah im remember that dude .. he was eaten by a lion... no fuckin way man... seriously...woah thats soo fucked up..

thats right .. i dont do much that will remebeed for the way i lived so i would prefer they remeber me the way i died... fighting the king of the jungle tooth and nail only to be defeated.

anuyone agree

you should probably cut your way out of the lions stomach then die from large bite wounds as you walk away

when i die im taking the rest of the world with me.
theere is a transmitter on my heart and that transmitter is, via satilite, connected to the deornaters of 256 nukes around the world.
you better hope that i dont die.

jokes
rather die quickly and painlessly

At 10/3/08 02:56 PM, rumblefighter21 wrote:

short version: ok well sooner or later you are going to find out what movie i just ripped this off from

ok thats from V For Vendetta and i would want to die by catching on fire while having sex with 3 insanely hot girls while free falling 3000 feet and when i land i land on a nuclear missile which destroys the entire world because it burrows into the lava core