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Reading this topic's giving me an itchy ass.

Go to a doctor and see if you should be worried. If you get another one in your stool, that is.

Got a picture of this worm... no picture... it didn't happen

At 10/2/08 10:41 AM, Lorkas wrote:
So, ever had a worm in your poop?

Sadly, yes. It broke my fucking heart.

Some worms slowly chew up your organs, while violently raping you, while eating some angry faic, while taking a plane to Jamaica, while swallowing your brains. while sucking up your soul, while...

What was I talking about?

why are you observing your poop so closely anyways?

Are they making you really smart?

No
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At 10/2/08 02:07 PM, iateamexican wrote: Are they making you really smart?

I wish. I should've actually ate that sandiwitch, like Fry.

Also thanks for all the positive PMs I've been getting (there were like two).

have you eaten poorly cooked pork lately?

sometimes poorly cooked pork causes anal worms

there was a worm in my poop once, i ate it

who actually looks into the toilet after they've done business its like "SploooSH! Hmmm Lets See How Big It Is Today!"
you see i just wouldnt do that....too weird....>.>

At 10/2/08 02:42 PM, SoreLosersAreLosers wrote: who actually looks into the toilet after they've done business its like "SploooSH! Hmmm Lets See How Big It Is Today!"
you see i just wouldnt do that....too weird....>.>

someone doesn't check their ass properly, you probably smell like shit

see a doctor perhaps?

At 10/2/08 02:58 PM, Slidy wrote: see a doctor perhaps?

I would have to tell my mom which would be...embarassing.

Could be the end of a tpae worm, world records 60 feet removed from a human.

At 10/2/08 03:06 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 10/2/08 02:58 PM, Slidy wrote: see a doctor perhaps?

I would have to tell my mom which would be...embarassing.

My problem exactly.

A way to get rid of your worms is eating garlic and drinkng viniger. :D

Those buggers can pop out of the corner of your eye.

Enjoy blindness, and a slow painful death, as they consume your vital organs.

At 10/2/08 03:29 PM, blazer133 wrote: A way to get rid of your worms is eating garlic and drinkng viniger. :D

Really?

lol imagine if the worm grew so long in his stomach it crawled up his throat and he began choking on it.

If you have a cat you can get worms from them.
I would go to the doctor..

You have AIDS

At 10/2/08 03:44 PM, Complete wrote: lol imagine if the worm grew so long in his stomach it crawled up his throat and he began choking on it.

I would just pull it out and pretend it was a spaghetti!

So, ever had a worm in your poop?

NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I HAD SUCH A THING.

I gave my sister these fat pills that had tapeworms in them.

At 10/2/08 03:42 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 10/2/08 03:29 PM, blazer133 wrote: A way to get rid of your worms is eating garlic and drinkng viniger. :D

Really?

I luaghed, hard.

Your topic title is quite the attention grabber.

Also, It might have just been a lima bean.. did you eat any lima beans?

At 10/2/08 04:20 PM, gradenator wrote: Your topic title is quite the attention grabber.

Also, It might have just been a lima bean.. did you eat any lima beans?

No I don't, but I ate some hot mexican beans two days ago. I hope it's nothing serious.