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I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:41 AM Reply

Yes. I saw a white tail sticking from my poo. God dammit, when I saw it I almost shat bricks. It was all pale like a white man and was atleast 0.5 CM wide. Now I'm scared even though it looked dead and didn't move the slightliest bit. I mean I used to always wash my hands constantly after coming out of the bathroom or after coming home from outside for the pas few years. And now I stopped doing it for what, a weak? And I get this, a scary alien in my stomach.

Why did I decide to post it on newgrounds? Good question, my dear friend. It's either because I have no life or because I wanted to ask you about your "worm experiences".

So, ever had a worm in your poop?


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:42 AM Reply

It has already bred and the worms will devour your insides resulting in a painful slow death.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:43 AM Reply

Worms die pretty quickly after exiting a body, for all you know, you have hundreds of the buggers in ya.
And I have never had worms, my animals, yes, me, no.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:44 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 10:42 AM, DeIirium wrote: It has already bred and the worms will devour your insides resulting in a painful slow death.

Nah, they're too lazy to do that.

I bet they'll just eat all of my recources and everything I eat.

Just like the illigal immigrants in the US lol.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:46 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 10:44 AM, Lorkas wrote:
At 10/2/08 10:42 AM, DeIirium wrote: It has already bred and the worms will devour your insides resulting in a painful slow death.
Nah, they're too lazy to do that.

I bet they'll just eat all of my recources and everything I eat.

Just like the illigal immigrants in the US lol.

Oh god. Dont be too controversial! Also "are you hungry for worms?"

Nooo, im hungry for woooooooorms.

I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:46 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 10:44 AM, Lorkas wrote:
At 10/2/08 10:42 AM, DeIirium wrote: It has already bred and the worms will devour your insides resulting in a painful slow death.
Nah, they're too lazy to do that.

I bet they'll just eat all of my recources and everything I eat.

Just like the illigal immigrants in the US lol.

They will just eat everything you eat so that you are deprived of the nutrients, and eventually will die. Don't fret though, the can only be meters long!

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:47 AM Reply

No I've never had a parasite.


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:48 AM Reply

Worms are normal. Just wash your hands more.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:49 AM Reply

Never had worms, but just this morning I shat out a pound of bacon in about 4 seconds, and it was all half digested. I almost puked after seeing inside the toilet.


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:51 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 10:49 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: Never had worms, but just this morning I shat out a pound of bacon in about 4 seconds, and it was all half digested. I almost puked after seeing inside the toilet.

I can honestly say that this made me literally LOL. I hope what seems to be a worm I've just pooped is actually an undigested...something. A vegetable I hope.


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:53 AM Reply

Intestinal parasites, they do a body good. yay.


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:54 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 10:51 AM, Lorkas wrote:
I can honestly say that this made me literally LOL. I hope what seems to be a worm I've just pooped is actually an undigested...something. A vegetable I hope.

Or it could be a tapeworm but lets just hope its just a vegetable.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:54 AM Reply

Pics or it...nevermind.


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:58 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 10:53 AM, NeverHundred wrote: Intestinal parasites, they do a body good. yay.

Hey, after reading that I've realised that I might have BOTH of them. Because my ass itches alot.


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:01 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 10:58 AM, Lorkas wrote:
At 10/2/08 10:53 AM, NeverHundred wrote: Intestinal parasites, they do a body good. yay.
Hey, after reading that I've realised that I might have BOTH of them. Because my ass itches alot.

And Hypochondria too...


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:02 AM Reply

I had parasitic worms when I was a baby. I don't remember it.

Hey, after reading that I've realised that I might have BOTH of them. Because my ass itches alot.

I went to the doctors because I have an itchy ringpiece and they gave me cream and it works a treat.

Anyway you should get medical attention if you found a worm in your poo.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:06 AM Reply

i had a worm in my apple once. I ateded it so i guess somewhere along the line it ended up in my poo.

unless it ended up in my pee....... :O


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:06 AM Reply

It probably wasn't a worm. Unless you've been playing around with animal shit or in dirty ponds or streams than it's unlikely. It was probably some undigested food, you could go to the hospital and have it checked out if it's really concerning you. But they'll charge you whether there is a problem or not.


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:12 AM Reply

Wel my A-hole usually get's itchy but i dont know if i have worms LMAO

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:44 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 10:41 AM, Lorkas wrote: Yes. I saw a white tail sticking from my poo. God dammit, when I saw it I almost shat bricks.

Luckily you had already had a shit.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:45 AM Reply

You might of eat a worm or something wiggly and shit it out.

Because Ass-Worms are microscopic.


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:48 AM Reply

You better hope it isnt a tapeworm.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:49 AM Reply

Go to your gp and mention that and ask to give a stool sample for worms.


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:50 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 11:48 AM, Diglet wrote: You better hope it isnt a tapeworm.

Or you better hope it isn't a baby snake.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:54 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 11:46 AM, Tramps wrote: You've obviously eaten something bad and a tapeworm has found it's way into your stomach. They're completely harmless there although they can grow to monstrous proportions. Be thankful you shit it out. When they get big enough, they can climb up your throat and pop out your nostril or eye. I'd refer you to a picture, but I'd probably get banned for it.

Dude, you've just scared me shitless! But it didn't really look like a tapeworm, tapeworms should be thinner.


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:56 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 11:55 AM, Otto wrote: Aaargghh you have this little spelling mistakes that just make me so angry.

What


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:58 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 10:46 AM, DasUberCow wrote:
At 10/2/08 10:44 AM, Lorkas wrote:
At 10/2/08 10:42 AM, DeIirium wrote:
Nooo, im hungry for woooooooorms.

Hahahahaha shut up.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:58 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 11:55 AM, Otto wrote: Aaargghh you have this little spelling mistakes that just make me so angry.

And you have THIS little spelling mistake that annoys me.


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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:58 AM Reply

You do know that worms are the latest in weight loss, right? And bangin' hot bods are what life's about. Worms are hot, man. Boilin' hot.

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Response to I just saw a worm in my poop. Oct. 2nd, 2008 @ 11:59 AM Reply

At 10/2/08 11:58 AM, HandsomeJake wrote: You do know that worms are the latest in weight loss, right? And bangin' hot bods are what life's about. Worms are hot, man. Boilin' hot.

I care more about my health


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