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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 15:03:55 Reply

Okay. For those dumbasses who cant understand my passage:

She became a whore a month after i broke up with her!

That isn't at all how you told the story in the original post but, hey, whatever you say.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 16:46:58 Reply

At 10/2/08 03:02 PM, Yorik wrote: Because it is extremely dangerous, risky, unhealthy,

these three mean the same

unstable, ignorant, low class... Need I continue?

and these three mean nothing

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:14:25 Reply

for me.. never date a girl more the once EVER but do as you wish..


indeed!

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:18:12 Reply

Lol im sorry but thats just sad and extremely funny.


Why do people read this?

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:19:59 Reply

That's too bad.

Go and find another one. Problem solved.


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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:28:08 Reply

At 10/2/08 03:03 PM, Yorik wrote:
Okay. For those dumbasses who cant understand my passage:

She became a whore a month after i broke up with her!
That isn't at all how you told the story in the original post but, hey, whatever you say.

Oh damn. I almost forgot i have mild amnesia.

C WUT I DID THUR?!

I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:32:25 Reply

Dude, seriously dump that whore and never talk to her again. Problem solved.

It works, trust me.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:36:41 Reply

At 10/2/08 05:32 PM, junkietomato wrote: Dude, seriously dump that whore and never talk to her again. Problem solved.

It works, trust me.

For in insensitive dick like yourself im in no doubt it does. I have seemingly gotten myself a reputation for being nice (dont know how) so if i just ignore her shell probably kill herself. Did i tell you shes psycho?


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:38:36 Reply

Couple of bottles of wine = queer ass fail.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:41:13 Reply

At 10/2/08 05:38 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Couple of bottles of wine = queer ass fail.

You wouldve drank it aswell. It was all we had and i hadnt been pissed in over a week. We also had beer and i almost had sex with her so that cancels out the gayness i believe.


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:42:08 Reply

she is your EX girlfriend ... what you care ?
so what...work is work .


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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:43:00 Reply

1. You can completely forget about her, move on

2. If you care about her, and think she cares about you, you can help her out, point her the right way. You might be the only positive influence she has.


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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:43:14 Reply

This is supposed to be tragic but for some reason i cant avoid to laugh

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:43:38 Reply

wow, so sad.

you dated a hoe
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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:44:28 Reply

. . I was expecting a more funny ending.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:44:57 Reply

Whata' whore.


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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:44:55 Reply

At 10/2/08 05:43 PM, HMS-Productions wrote: 1. You can completely forget about her, move on

Cant for these reasons:

2. If you care about her, and think she cares about you, you can help her out, point her the right way. You might be the only positive influence she has.

Those reasons^^

She told me herself, that me her best friend and some other guy are like the only people she really sees, and i havent seen her for about 3 months. I feel sorry for her and she deserves better. What else can i do?


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:45:50 Reply

At 10/2/08 05:36 PM, DasUberCow wrote: For in insensitive dick like yourself im in no doubt it does. I have seemingly gotten myself a reputation for being nice (dont know how) so if i just ignore her shell probably kill herself. Did i tell you shes psycho?

No man, you got me all wrong. If she's your girlfriend and has sex with strangers for money, she doesn't deserve you. Insensitive? Well in my relationship I was too fucking sensitive that I had no choice than to stop talking to her after she broke up with me. I coundn't stand it anymore I was going insane! I loved her more than life itself but that's the past and now I'm emotionally stronger than ever.


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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:47:45 Reply

Think she would be angry if you whored yourself out for money?


HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!
Kiddie-porn.
Thanks for the sig BlueFlameSkulls.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:49:20 Reply

sorry dude but you got owned

My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute.


Violence is like duct tape. If it doesn't get the job done the first time. USE MORE!!!

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 17:55:46 Reply

At 10/1/08 03:38 PM, DasUberCow wrote:

We share a (tender) moment and as the first drop of tears rolls down her cheek. I put my jacket on, look her in the eye and leave.

Dude, if the credits rolled right here, I'd be so pissed off.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 18:02:24 Reply

Happy Aids!!

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 18:07:39 Reply

Good God, people. Show some sympathy.

I'm sorry to hear that, man. I hope things get better soon.


I laugh at your sigs!

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 18:11:15 Reply

At 10/2/08 06:07 PM, ZagmenO wrote: Good God, people. Show some sympathy.

I'm sorry to hear that, man. I hope things get better soon.

Thanks man. They will. I wont let it get me down to much although i was hoping to get laid when i heard about it. Bummer.

At 10/2/08 06:02 PM, Frattochino wrote: Happy Aids!!

Nah, i havent had sex with her since. FOR FUCKS SAKE READ THE THREAD!

At 10/2/08 05:49 PM, xionnn wrote: sorry dude but you got owned

Youre a dick. What the fuck has halo got to do with it? Fanboy.

At 10/2/08 05:45 PM, junkietomato wrote:
At 10/2/08 05:36 PM, DasUberCow wrote: For in insensitive dick like yourself im in no doubt it does. I have seemingly gotten myself a reputation for being nice (dont know how) so if i just ignore her shell probably kill herself. Did i tell you shes psycho?
No man, you got me all wrong. If she's your girlfriend and has sex with strangers for money

Yeah. We werent going out at the time though. Thats the point.

I'm emotionally stronger than ever.

You just proved youre wrong.


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 18:26:49 Reply

I'm sorry but wtf, that story could have been constructed so much better, it was so akward to read I still don't understand what happened that much.

But like, a titty suck and she fucks for money XD
I couldn't be with that


Drop Ya Pants and Grind, with M to the C
The Greatest Story Ever Told

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 18:38:54 Reply

At 10/2/08 06:26 PM, Grind wrote: I'm sorry but wtf, that story could have been constructed so much better, it was so akward to read I still don't understand what happened that much.

But like, a titty suck and she fucks for money XD
I couldn't be with that

Yeah. Sorry i felt obliged to rush it to let you guys know as soon as possible. I made it as soon as i got back... O.o not really.


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to My ex-girlfriend is a prostitute. 2008-10-02 22:47:17 Reply

Following this thread has reminded me, once again, how incredibly stupid people are. UberCow has repeatedly clarified himself, and idiots keep making the same stupid, lame, irrelevant comments over and over. I suppose they'll continue to do so until the Bright Angel of Death stops their keyboards with ashes.

An old Navy officer once told me that the Navy has a saying: "Ten percent never get the word." On this BBS, it appears to be more like 70%.

I'm tempted to start a thread myself, although it would probably get locked or disappear entirely. (What's up with threads that just vanish into oblivion for no apparent reason, anyway? Nevermind, I digress.) I would like to discuss a mental glitch to which I am prone: I figured out a long, long time ago that most people are apparently too stupid to sit up and take food, too mean to be in possession of a full set of teeth, and too self-centered to function in society, but no matter how much I lower my expectations, they still surprise me. It's interesting... in the same way a dead cat covered with maggots is interesting. One wants to puke even as he gazes in horrified fascination.

Oh, well. All that is off-topic. I don't really want to discuss it here. I'm just letting y'all know what I think, that's all. But I doubt the ones who need to understand what I've written have enough reading comprehension skill to fathom it. Too bad.


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