school lunch ladies piss me off

[dave3066]

ok, one day(i forgot) at school at lunch period i was paying for my lunch and i handed the lunch lady my 3.50 for lunch (also a rip off for like a hamburger and a milk thats it!) and i go off the line to go eat and she starts screaming and yelling that i stole a hamburger off the line and she gets a fucking cop to beat me down ( it was the first week of school and there were cops everywhere) and she starts yelling about making me go to court, when i didnt do anything and she gets the cop to take 7.00$ from my wallet. yeah so did anyone else have a gay experience with a lunch person?

[MonkeyV]

Does this sound like a blatant lie to anybody else?

[sirtom93]

At 10/1/08 12:28 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Does this sound like a blatant lie to anybody else?

To me it did, I wanted to see if anyone else thought that.

[Achilles2]

At 10/1/08 12:34 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: That's nothing. One time I told my lunch lady that my spaghetti was cold and she pulled out a gun and shot me in the face.

Damn yo, why wasn't that in the news?!

[dogpup4]

Once, I told one that my burger was raw and she turned into a lawn mower.

[ExplosionsHurt]

At 10/1/08 12:43 PM, dogpup4 wrote: Once, I told one that my burger was raw and she turned into a lawn mower.

that made me lol :P

[ExplosionsHurt]

At 10/1/08 12:43 PM, dogpup4 wrote: Once, I told one that my burger was raw and she turned into a lawn mower.

lolz

[Krum]

At 10/1/08 12:26 PM, dave3066 wrote: so did anyone else have a gay experience with a lunch person?

Well after I asked Maurice the potato guy why there were no sausages in the mashed potatoes, he ignored me. He then cornered me in a dark alley, pushed me up against a wall and said "Here's yer sausage"

Thank you doctor, I feel a little better about my problems now.

[MonkeyV]

At 10/1/08 12:43 PM, dogpup4 wrote: Once, I told one that my burger was raw and she turned into a lawn mower.

Fuckin' loled!

good job!

[Elios]

Dude, that's nothing, when i was in highschool, our lunch ladies wore nazi uniforms, and served us cold tomato soup with saurkraut. And if you cut in line, then sent you to the gas chamber, with no soup.

And don't get me started on stealing cookies....

[TehChahlesh]

At 10/1/08 12:26 PM, dave3066 wrote: yeah so did anyone else have a gay experience with a lunch person?

My first gay experience with a lunch person was when I didn't have enough money to pay foy my lunch.

"Perhaps I can pay some other way," I said coyly as a I unbuttoned my pants.

........he raped me. Horribly.

[DaveMan-CI]

You may as well leave school and kill yourself, IMO.

[Strongbow]

At 10/1/08 12:34 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: That's nothing. One time I told my lunch lady that my spaghetti was cold and she pulled out a gun and shot me in the face.

My friend did the same thing yesterday, but she didn't get shot. She got a free Pasta King pot.

[qwertyowen]

Our school didn't have lunch ladies, they just had well trained hunters who would take down one student a day, then we would feed.

[frigi]

At 10/1/08 12:28 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Does this sound like a blatant lie to anybody else?

*Raises Hand*

It did to me

[LOLZILLA]

At 10/1/08 02:23 PM, Strongbow wrote: My friend did the same thing yesterday, but she didn't get shot. She got a free Pasta King pot.

Pasta King is awesome.

[squidly]

I told my lunch lady if I could take some extra food, and then she took my trey, and threw it at the principal, then blamed it on me.

[Matt1010]

Stupid cunt lunch ladies, one of them at my old highschool bitched at me for being high. Like honestly why complain when the students are high on a substance that makes them want to eat MORE.

[iamdrunk]

At 10/1/08 12:34 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: That's nothing. One time I told my lunch lady that my spaghetti was cold and she pulled out a gun and shot me in the face.

Oh shit man, your HARD-CORE.

[Bryony]

We only have one lunch lady, the chocolate bars are always stale but she gives me discounts on my daily lollypop purchases (:

[Freetos]

In first grade I asked a lunch lady if I could have another carton of milk. She just took the deep fryer and poured boiling animal fat all over me. My skin was burned to a crisp and both my arms had to be amputated. The only way I'm able to write this is by smacking my head against the keyboard. Life will never be the same for me...

Its fun to lie.

[Zangrath]

Yeeeeah, one lunch lady didn't let me get my lunch cause I was like 5 minutes over time and I told her to fuck herself and I got suspended for Half a day, how unfair..

[la-yinn]

At 10/1/08 12:31 PM, sirtom93 wrote:

At 10/1/08 12:28 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Does this sound like a blatant lie to anybody else?

To me it did, I wanted to see if anyone else thought that.

Nah, I'm with you guys.

[killerkong8]

At 10/1/08 02:53 PM, Bryony wrote: We only have one lunch lady, the chocolate bars are always stale but she gives me discounts on my daily lollypop purchases (:

wtf what grade are you in?

[Coleco]

who gives two fuckin shits if you stole a goddamn hamburger from your shool that lady must be retarded

[Coleco]

At 10/1/08 03:28 PM, Zangrath wrote:

I told her to fuck herself and I got suspended for Half a day, how unfair..

lol

[SirLebowski]

At 10/1/08 12:28 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Does this sound like a blatant lie to anybody else?

Yes, it is. No public school charges 3.50 for just a hamburger. You would need to have atleast a milk and fries also.

[xports]

At 10/1/08 12:28 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Does this sound like a blatant lie to anybody else?

Considering that a cop just did 2 illegal things to a student in a lunch room, i would have to agree with you.

[Samen]

At 10/4/08 01:08 AM, SirLebowski wrote:

At 10/1/08 12:28 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Does this sound like a blatant lie to anybody else?

Yes, it is. No public school charges 3.50 for just a hamburger. You would need to have atleast a milk and fries also.

Yah, I know. When I buy lunch I can get a spicy chicken burger, a bag of Sun Chips, and a Gatorade for 4.50.

[Moofasador]

wow ur lunch lady got a cop to mug u
reminds me of the time i was taking the bus to school and i payed but the driver said didn't and got a fireman to burn me
also reminds me of when i got shot hunting with dick cheney