Tramps Vs Earfetish

[Maximus]

Who do you think writes better storys?

Tramps or EarFetish I think they both have a great talent for writing. But personally i like Tramps better because there not quite as graphic and shocking as most of EarFetishs which are also great.

What do you guys think?

[Lare]

They're both pretty... meh.

[Grind]

EarFetish

but I always thought his name was EarfeTish

[Earfetish]

I have 5 years more writing experience than Tramps.

No offence. Don't even think I've read any of his stories. But still.

[JohnnyWang]

At 9/30/08 06:34 AM, Grind wrote: EarFetish

but I always thought his name was EarfeTish

What would a Earfe Tish be, anyway?

Haven't read Tramps writings, nor am i really in the mood right now. So I vote Present.

[ThePretenders]

Well Earfetish's stories are sick, so I'll go with him.

[Grind]

At 9/30/08 06:41 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: What would a Earfe Tish be, anyway?

I don't even know, there was no second capital in his name, so I never noticed

I thought it was like Earth Fish, but spelt wrong :/

No offence, I'm just a noob

[Earfetish]

anyway I'm pretty sure neither of us want to be told democratically that we're worse than someone else

[LinkSilvermane]

Never read Tramp's stuff, to be perfectly honest.

But the dude's fifteen. Earfetish has got a titch more experience than him, I think, which would place him in the lead regardless of innate talent.

(Though I can't seem to remember when Earfetish came up with his first stories...like the French Chick, or the Angry Old Lady, or the Dead Grandmother...I remember reading THAT stuff when I'd barely gotten here, which was about three years ago.)

[risbolla]

Tramps because I'm a rebel.

[Sekhem]

tramps is certainly funnier. earfetish, from what i've seen, only writes childish gore/shock stories that one would expect to find on gurochan.

[Earfetish]

http://earfetish.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/120909

[Tramps]

Say whuuut. I didn't even know Earfetish wrote stories. I'll have to look at them later on when I'm not at home pretending to be sick.

Either way, he's probably a much more experienced writer than I. Most of the stories I wrote were written when I was 13/14. I don't even like going back to reading them because some of the stuff I wrote was just to gain attention.

I don't know, now that I'm actually fairly noticed I may write something new. Amerad asked me to write something for his '1k post-mark,' thinking of something to do with escaping from the womb or something unoriginal and unfunny like that. I don't know. I really don't have time nowadays to do many things that I used to enjoy doing.

Maybe I'll get back into writing some better stuff, I don't know.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 9/30/08 07:29 AM, Tramps wrote: Say whuuut. I didn't even know Earfetish wrote stories.

Fo serious?

Anyway, yeah, Earfetish.

His best?
The goose.

Or the french girl perhaps.

[LinkSilvermane]

Shit, forgot all about the Goose.

I vote that one, for the surprise ending.

[Aci6]

Meh.
I'd bet a testicle I'm better than them both.

[Gagsy]

At 9/30/08 06:39 AM, Earfetish wrote: I have 5 years more writing experience than Tramps.

No offence. Don't even think I've read any of his stories. But still.

^^^^^

Yeah no offense to Tramps (he's cool and all), but damn he is well beaten here.. It's like asking what's better - 'Finding a nickle or finding $100?' No contest.

[simon]

At 9/30/08 06:47 AM, Earfetish wrote: anyway I'm pretty sure neither of us want to be told democratically that we're worse than someone else

I'm pretty such you're the best. :>

[Tommy]

Didn't Earfetish get published once?

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 9/30/08 10:28 AM, Tommy wrote: Didn't Earfetish get published once?

Bizzare magazine I believe.

Also I think he managed to get a letter in his local paper.

[Minion777]

It sure must be swell to tell tall tales and smirk and smile all the while tip toeing over the shattered sculptures of others and for a minute there, lose ones self.

[Sanjay]

Earfetish has always been known for his stories, but I'll admit I've noticed Tramps improving quite a bit lately. Both are pretty good story writers now.

[Masculine]

I've only read Earfetish's stories before and they were quite enjoyable.

[Mr-Destruction]

Wasn't Earfetish the one who sparked the "NO MORE OFFENSIVE SIGS" topic?

[Lost-Chances]

At 9/30/08 05:53 AM, maximuspower wrote: What do you guys think?

Don't ask stupid questions. Tramps vs Earfetish in story writing ability is like a hand-to-hand combat fight between a disabled overweight girl who is a quadriplegic vs a Gulf war veteran with martial arts abilities.

Earfetish, every single time in every single way. I get the feeling you don't even need to be told this.

[Tramps]

At 9/30/08 11:00 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Earfetish, every single time in every single way. I get the feeling you don't even need to be told this.

You know, everyone else said it nicely.

[Sanjay]

At 9/30/08 10:59 AM, Mr-Destruction wrote: Wasn't Earfetish the one who sparked the "NO MORE OFFENSIVE SIGS" topic?

That might have been Elfer. I know Wade didn't care for some of the sigs he made.

[Spirosgod]

You must admit it,earfish is 20 years old,tramps is only 15...that makes tramps better :P
Anyways i haven't seen neither tramps neither earfish stories...

[Earfetish]

At 9/30/08 10:33 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Also I think he managed to get a letter in his local paper.

It was in THE ACTUAL METRO!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3440 70

lol

[Lost-Chances]

At 9/30/08 11:03 AM, Tramps wrote:

At 9/30/08 11:00 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Earfetish, every single time in every single way. I get the feeling you don't even need to be told this.

You know, everyone else said it nicely.

Advice: Sex stories can get old.