Spyware, adware, malware, etc.

[adifferentlight]

This message goes to anyone who ever has, is or intends on creating or spreading any kind of spyware, adware, malware, or any of that crap; I will find you, all of you and, provided you are not already so, I will kill you. These types of software serve no purpose other than to piss people off and destroy their shit and I, as well as every single person I have talked to or associated with, are fucking tired of it. I alone have spent over 10 thousand dollars on new computers and such simply because a little spyware decided that it was going to crap all over my hard drives. This shit will not be tolerated any further. Mark my words, you evil pieces of shit that call yourselves programmers, mark them well; your day of suffering will come, karma is truly a bitch, and if she doesn't take care of you, I will. And that, you retarded excuses for human excrement, is exactly what you DON'T want. I will make sure that every single one of your fingers and toes are so fucking broken, you won't even be able to think about moving them without screaming and writhing in agony. Furthermore, your genetalia will be stapled to your stupid fucking foreheads so everyone knows, where ever you go, that you're a fucking dickhead. Also, I will lobby congress to pass a law that if any of you are seen in public, any respected citizen can walk up and beat the living shit out of you, and i guarantee that every second you leave your pathetic hole of a basement you call your home, there will be someone waiting to pummel you about or around your dumb, ugly, fucking faces. Once you're all thoroughly battered and bloodied, we'll call you an ambulance, but the paramedics will run your ass over, back up, and do it again. Afterwards, they'll throw you haphazardly into the back, not onto a stretcher, but onto a bed of broken glass covered in salt. They'll drive wrecklessly, intentionally hitting every pothole on the way to the worst hospital they can find. Upon arrival, they'll toss your worthless ass into the emergency ward where it will take in excess of 4 hours to recieve the worst medical attention available. After you've been carelessly stichted up and whatnot, the head nurse will hand you your bill, which will be the bill for every single person in the hospital doubled, as well as that particular facility's electric, water, and food bills. If it is found you cannot pay the sum of it all, you will be locked in the stockades, yes they will be reintroduced, for a total of one year, during which passersby will be given lead weights to hurl at your fucking sorry excuse for a face until you have no more face left. After this grueling and torturous ordeal has come to a full and utter completion, it will start all over again, and will continue day in and day out until all you motherfucks pay your fucking dues to humanity, which I'm sure at this point are far above many. I hope you all fucking choke, you lily-livered, sperm-sucking, shit-snorting, toe jam-licking ass-ponies. Rot in the fiery pits of Hell, forever sucking the cock of Satan himself. Goddamn spyware.

[Porkchop]

no you wont. Stop trying to act badass on a site where we can be absolutely anything we want

[adifferentlight]

youre a big fucking man arent you? do you program that shit or just like to stick up for douchebags you fuck with everyone else. get a fucking life you ass-hat.

[n0ise]

ok whats going on?

[Dragoonwing]

See what happens when you go on them porn sites children? You end up like the topic starter and rant mindless shit.

[Imaku]

...Wow...

How long did it take you to think all that stuff up? Why waste your life like that?

In before TL;DR.

[n0ise]

ok i undestand sorry abvout that

[candidate-zero]

You forgot Caps Lock.

[adifferentlight]

i'll tell you whats going on, i decided to go on a little rant about how much i hate spyware and that shit, and this douchenozzle decides i'm wrong, well fuck him, fuck him up his stupid ass, if i had any remote idea as to who he was, i swear id fucking rock him in the head with a fucking hammer, stupid sonofabitch. you and anyone else who supports that shit should die a miserable embarrassing death. like choking on a hairy goat cock. fuckheads.

[Raguel]

y halo thar!

[adifferentlight]

At 9/29/08 09:03 PM, candidate-zero wrote: You forgot Caps Lock.

now ask me if i care. that is a complete and utter waste of a post. jackass.

[candidate-zero]

At 9/29/08 09:06 PM, adifferentlight wrote:

now ask me if i care. that is a complete and utter waste of a post. jackass.

You forgot it again.

[Rage]

MY INABILITY TO USE A COMPUTER WILL BE YOUR UNDOING...

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