How to Stop Erections

[babo-babo]

Teenager here, I really need to learn how to control my boners. I work at a pool as a lifeguard and if I randomly get one wtf do i do??!?

I'm in need of some help, advice on stopping them is much appreciated!

[Wuggawoot]

Go take a piss, or fap, or think of your grandma.
Never try to do two of the aforementioned things at once.

[Lyrian]

At 9/29/08 04:57 PM, Adio wrote: Tape your dick to your leg.

Seriously, that's what I did.

That's a fucking good idea. However, how much, when you took the tape off, did it hurt?

[Gordy200]

Take some Viagra and Tylenol.

Somehow, it makes it so you don't have a reaction for 20 hours.

[OddlyPoetic]

At 9/29/08 04:56 PM, babo-babo wrote: Teenager here, I really need to learn how to control my boners. I work at a pool as a lifeguard and if I randomly get one wtf do i do??!?

!

*giggle*

[DrClay]

how about using a clothes pin

[pinkfuzzyman]

At 9/29/08 04:57 PM, Adio wrote: Tape your dick to your leg.

Seriously, that's what I did.

lol!

[Sekhem]

jerk off before you go to work

[Doom-Fan]

At 9/29/08 04:57 PM, Adio wrote: Tape your dick to your leg.

Seriously, that's what I did.

That's actually a great idea!

[Shawn]

At 9/29/08 04:59 PM, Sekhem wrote: jerk off before you go to work

Srsly, this should take care of the problem.

[xports]

Just think about Hillary Clinton in a bikini.

If that don't get your boner down, something's wrong.

[Lyrian]

At 9/29/08 04:59 PM, Adio wrote:

At 9/29/08 04:58 PM, Lyrian wrote:

At 9/29/08 04:57 PM, Adio wrote: Tape your dick to your leg.

Seriously, that's what I did.

That's a fucking good idea. However, how much, when you took the tape off, did it hurt?

If you put the tape over your foreskin (Or what's left of it, if you're circumsized.) and not the head, it doesn't hurt at all

Interesting, interesting.

Now I can work with children again, without anyone noticing anything.

[Thomas724]

Take a seat my friend.

[Boots65]

Tense your legs up to get the blood flowing away from it, trust me.

[Doom-Fan]

At 9/29/08 05:04 PM, Lyrian wrote:

Interesting, interesting.

Now I can work with children again, without anyone noticing anything.

It seems that only these type of people come to Newgrounds.

[babo-babo]

I'm debating on wearing a really tight speedo underneath my suit so confines it...

[slackerzac]

Place your finger on your gootch and hold it there and the boner will go away. If your dont know what your gootch is thats the little area between your scrotum and butthole.

[Gaaz]

When you feel an erection building up, look at the ugliest person you can see.

[iamdrunk]

Get a new job.

[Tinkco86]

If your afraid about getting a boner at work, be a porn star!

[Dezimo]

Nail your dick to your leg.

Seriously, that's what I did.

[Puzzled]

picture your mom having her period when you're about to get a boner

[Sekhem]

At 9/29/08 05:59 PM, Puzzled wrote: picture your mom having her period when you're about to get a boner

makes me climax every time

[Bomshaw]

Punch your dick straight in the balls.

[BoshansStudios]

Why hide it, whip it out and show all the female life guards that your packin.

[GiantDouche]

It's very simple. Take a knife and in a sawing motion, cut the base of your penis. Once it falls off you will notice it is impossible for you to get boners. You're welcome.

[Ship]

Just think about your dick going into a meat grinder.

[Puzzled]

At 9/29/08 06:00 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 9/29/08 05:59 PM, Puzzled wrote: picture your mom having her period when you're about to get a boner

makes me climax every time

and i thought i was the only one D:

[Armerad]

At 9/29/08 08:37 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 9/29/08 06:00 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 9/29/08 05:59 PM, Puzzled wrote: picture your mom having her period when you're about to get a boner

makes me climax every time

and i thought i was the only one D:

I think i might go make a C&C for that...

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

You can't. It's completely normal and CANNOT be controlled. Just ignore it and it'll go away after a few minutes or less.