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At 9/29/08 03:39 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Because I keep getting cheated on.

Everyone point and laugh!

At 9/29/08 03:12 PM, rome-lherison wrote: So Newgrounds, why cant you get laid

First of all, because I'm 13. Second, I'm 13.

Also

You shouldn't be having sex at 14

At 9/29/08 03:40 PM, CanadianSnowman wrote:

At 9/29/08 03:39 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Because I keep getting cheated on.

Everyone point and laugh!

haha what a fucking loser!

At 9/29/08 03:41 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:

At 9/29/08 03:40 PM, CanadianSnowman wrote:

At 9/29/08 03:39 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Because I keep getting cheated on.

Everyone point and laugh!

haha what a fucking loser!

He can't keep his women happy, LULZ!

At 9/29/08 03:14 PM, DarkSytze wrote:

At 9/29/08 03:12 PM, rome-lherison wrote: I cant go to a friends house unless my mom speaks to their parents.

how fucking pathetic is that?

No on it's true there are LOADS of parents like that. Thank God my parents were nice :)

At 9/29/08 03:37 PM, Mind-Edge wrote: No siblings.

First time I've laughed at the BBS in a long time right here.

I can't get laid because I've never had a girlfriend...

so sad

At 9/29/08 03:40 PM, DaBigCow wrote: You shouldn't be having sex at 14

youre never to young for sex

; unless your a midget

I know someone who's exactly like you! he's just had a girlfriend though an he's already on 2 base after 1 week! it's just too easy to get sex seeing as there's to many girls dying for it, so i just don't bother that much.

helps i live by a club mind

At 9/29/08 03:14 PM, CashClock wrote: I can tho.

sure you can

I can't get laid because I don't feel like it.

At 9/29/08 03:14 PM, DarkSytze wrote:

At 9/29/08 03:12 PM, rome-lherison wrote: I cant go to a friends house unless my mom speaks to their parents.

how fucking pathetic is that?

Dude for real. If you're old enough to get an account on NG you'd think your parents would think you're a big enough boy to go to a friends house.

.....Dude....that just sucks!

At 9/29/08 03:36 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 9/29/08 03:34 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 9/29/08 03:33 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 9/29/08 03:32 PM, Toastman7007 wrote: I can, I just decide not to.

I TURN DOWN GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT

no you don't

judging people over the internet is horrible thing to do

but it's funny :(

And so is lying over the internet, but it's another horrible thing to do.

Oh wait.

why are you all so pathetic? if you want sex go with the school whores damn it all

because my gf won't screw me yet, when it comes down to it, they'll make you wait

my standards are to high

At 9/29/08 03:37 PM, CanadianSnowman wrote: You people don't go outside.

Just over a year ago, as the summer holidays were drawing to a close, I was on runescape, it was late. 1am maybe? I was bored, wondering around aimlessly, where I saw this girl who is just as bored as I am. So we add eachother on MSN............. After a couple months she fell in love with me and a few months after that I fell for her, our parents where soon aware of us. Having both seen us on cam, we were proovewn to be what we said we were, and supprisingly, when she fianlly arranged to come down, my parents where exited to meet who had pretty much become my girfriend, and meet her mum.....

I wonder today, that if I hadn't been on runescape that one Monday night.... Would I still be a virgin?

Because....I' timid and therefore I couldn't get a relationship, and even so, secks wouldn't be the first thing on my mind at all in a relationship.

I can never "seal the deal," so to speak

Because my girlfriend and I are still in the kissing phase. The kissing are getting longer and better though so that's good enough for me!

YOU'RE 14, GIRLS OUR AGE DON'T WANT TO PUT OUT, AND YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T GET LAID ANYWAYS. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Because my penis is so small.

At 9/29/08 05:45 PM, mastermalpass wrote:

I wonder today, that if I hadn't been on runescape that one Monday night.... Would I still be a virgin?

Amazing, that shitty game actually got someone laid.

At 9/29/08 03:19 PM, parzo wrote: Because I'm horribly ugly and really shy?

I have minor acne, and i'm really shy, but i met a girl who isn't a school slut or anything, and so far we seem to be hitting it off.

First of all, because it doesn't bothers me at all.

Second, I don't have a girlfriend right now.

I mean, what's the big deal? It's just sex.

At 9/29/08 06:28 PM, Dragoonwing wrote:

At 9/29/08 05:45 PM, mastermalpass wrote:

I wonder today, that if I hadn't been on runescape that one Monday night.... Would I still be a virgin?

Amazing, that shitty game actually got someone laid.

lol. It wasn't runescape that did it, it was me, her, and a love was so strong that the element of refusing sex wasn't even in the room.

I'm too shy to have a girlfriend at my house to meet my parents. I'd find it to be too awkward.

At 9/29/08 06:41 PM, mastermalpass wrote:

At 9/29/08 06:28 PM, Dragoonwing wrote:

At 9/29/08 05:45 PM, mastermalpass wrote:

I wonder today, that if I hadn't been on runescape that one Monday night.... Would I still be a virgin?

Amazing, that shitty game actually got someone laid.

lol. It wasn't runescape that did it, it was me, her, and a love was so strong that the element of refusing sex wasn't even in the room.

That's some strength but in all honesty, how many teenagers have you met that say,"I met him/her through Runescape?"

At 9/29/08 05:40 PM, coldblooded1231 wrote: why are you all so pathetic? if you want sex go with the school whores damn it all

Because aids is not an option for me