Standing infront of a toilet...

[positively-negative]

You need to go for a leak, your undo your zip and then you have trouble fishing out your cock to do the task at hand. It seems to take ages to arrange things inside to get traffic moving and all the while you are starting to think "christ it's gonna flow soon" and are doing your damnest

Is that not one of the worst feelings in the world?

[Institutionalized]

I don't think I've ever had this experience...

[Valjylmyr]

I walk around naked to avoid such a complication.

[Dry-Ice]

Mine is so huge, it tends to fall out as soon as I undo my zip.

[tomato-soup]

I know. I can't pee at school because of this, I get nervous. :-/

[RedAlias]

Getting my Monster out is nowhere near as hard as shoving it back in.

[skweeds]

the worst is when you're really drunk and trying to get home in time to get to the toilet. I peed in the elevator once, the worst was that when the door opened my roommate was right there.

[Puzzled]

At 9/28/08 09:09 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Mine is so huge, it tends to fall out as soon as I undo my zip.

dont lie you're brit

small cocks

[AlphaCentauri]

Not such a problem with boxers, just a simple slit, but briefs are truly a maze.

[thenewbies]

At 9/28/08 09:06 PM, positively-negative wrote: Is that not one of the worst feelings in the world?

Only one thing to do... EAT MORE FIBRE!!!

BRAN MUFFINS AND CORN FLAKES AND GRANOLA BARS AND WONDER BREAD!!!

[InsertFunnyUserName]

I avoid these problems completely due to my convenient lack of a penis.

[DRUGABUZINGANGSTALOL]

Wait, you mean you're supposed to unzip your pants, pull it out and aim?

what the fuck?

[PennyPigtails]

I don't have a penis :(
Wish I knew what you were talking about.
I love just sitting.

[reveihca]

I usually don't where any sort of underwear or boxers so it's easy to get my shit out when needed (rarely....D,:), besides I hate public restrooms so at home I have the luxury of pulling my pants down all the way when pissing or not wearing any at all. I've experienced that before however I'm usually able to hold it in until the very moment I yoink it out--usually resulting in a fucking liter getting on the wall--but yeah holding it in when it feels like it's about to erupt is the worst.

[LOXSO-LOST]

At 9/28/08 09:06 PM, positively-negative wrote: You need to go for a leak, your undo your zip and then you have trouble fishing out your cock to do the task at hand. It seems to take ages to arrange things inside to get traffic moving and all the while you are starting to think "christ it's gonna flow soon" and are doing your damnest

Is that not one of the worst feelings in the world?

Considering its a zipper and and some underwear I doubt it would take that long. If it does for you.....Sad.

[Shawn]

At 9/28/08 09:20 PM, skweeds wrote: the worst is when you're really drunk and trying to get home in time to get to the toilet

Just do what i do piss on the streets you're a guy you don't have to worry about whiping...

[omgroflatu]

At 9/28/08 09:28 PM, DRUGABUZINGANGSTALOL wrote: Wait, you mean you're supposed to unzip your pants, pull it out and aim?

what the fuck?

i have a sniper scope mounted on mine, had 2 use thick steel 2 support the massive size.