Recruiting supervilains

[poxpower]

Hey I just bought a underground volcano lair and I need to fill it. I'm going for a team of maybe 10 or so supervilains to combat the Platonic Platoon and other major heroic teams.

I can't offer you a lot right now as I haven't hijacked any army supplies or stolen the world's largest ruby, but if you join you will get 1/11th of whatever we make, your choice of toppings from the ice cream cone machine and a deed for 100 square miles on the moon ( laugh now, but when we inevitably start mining diamonds up there, you'll be glad you joined ).

So explain your powers and ambitions and all that and I'll see if you can join.

Also: no growth-themed powers allowed, unless your supply your own clothes that can shrink/grow along with you. I'm NOT paying for shit your rip up every time you use your powers.

[OddlyPoetic]

I can light brains on fire.

I want pudding

i 'm in

[WingCommand]

I will be Moon-man! With the power to slightly control water!

[Fro]

Corky52 here to serve you. Unbelievable strength to go with blistering speed. Almost metal like skin structure that can stop even the strongest of forces.

[OddlyPoetic]

At 9/28/08 07:57 PM, WingCommand wrote: I will be Moon-man! With the power to slightly control water!

Slighty? pathetic, we need a damn hydro path, not you.

[Deekayer]

Dry-Man

Anything I touch will slowly lose moisture.

[BFK]

I AM THE BOX GHOST!!

And can I join?

[WingCommand]

At 9/28/08 07:59 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 9/28/08 07:57 PM, WingCommand wrote: I will be Moon-man! With the power to slightly control water!

Slighty? pathetic, we need a damn hydro path, not you.

Just wait till I get in front of the Earth...

... TEMPORARY DARKNESS / BLINDNESS FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES TO ABOUT AN HOUR!!

*gasp*

[Valjylmyr]

What makes me laugh, is that if a non-mod made this post, it would get locked.

[Maverick-Alex]

I am an esper. I can rip the shit out of your intestines and crush tanks, WITH MY MIND

NANANANANANANANA, FOOFOFOFOFOO, BLUBLUBUBUBU

[OddlyPoetic]

At 9/28/08 08:00 PM, WingCommand wrote:

At 9/28/08 07:59 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 9/28/08 07:57 PM, WingCommand wrote: I will be Moon-man! With the power to slightly control water!

Slighty? pathetic, we need a damn hydro path, not you.

Just wait till I get in front of the Earth...

... TEMPORARY DARKNESS / BLINDNESS FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES TO ABOUT AN HOUR!!

You just wish you had my power. I am going to be of more use to the legion then you.

[The-Hitman]

I am...The Hitman! With great stealth and skill, I can eliminate my foes without them, or anyone else knowing and I vanish as easily as I arrived!

Muahahaha!

[homor]

i am, HOMOR, THE MIND YOINKER!

my super powers include shooting dark balls of energy out of my hands I MEAN HURLING BITS OF THE TWISTING BLACKNESS OF HELL AT MY ENEMY'S!

i am also able to CONJURE OF THE SPIRITS OF THE LIVING DEAD TO FIGHT MY BATTLES FOR ME, but only six armored skeletons at a time, and for 10 minutes.

my arch enemy is THE INVISABLE TOUCH MAN, with the ability to DRUM SO FAST, YOU CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR TONIGHT.

until the fucking asshole dropped out of his super group, started calling himself phil collins, and started making music.

20 years ago...

...okay... i'm in my late thiries, i can't hold a job down, all i have is a GED, and my wife left me for a younger super villian.

look, i'm not at all much of a super villian, i've been out of the game for 20 years and i don't have alot of money, all i want is a job where my talents are actually worthwhile.

you can keep whatever jewels you can find and you can have all the glory, all i really need is a job to hold down, can you help me out? please man i'm so tired of eating alpo off the floor!

[gostgamer]

Demolition and marksman, can I join evil sir.

[ZeroAsALimit]

I have two powers: firstly I can bore people to death, secondly, I can subject them to shitty, horrible music.

Sadly, these aren't exactly super powers, so I'm more of a villain than a supervillain, but I am a tad more evil than most other villains to compensate for this.

[devilchrono]

The power to cause slight itchyness it may not seem like the best power but think about it. It's almost unfair.

[Maverick-Alex]

I have a zombie T Rex if it helps.

[Foshizz]

Recruit me..as I am...I am...aw man. I've got to think of a cool name and super power..hmm..

I KNOW! ( I literally sat here for 5 minutes thinking) CAN I BE THE CHOTHIZ?

I mixed my name and Foshiz.

My power is Telekinesis...I can manipulate and control objects with my mind..I've been trying to take down a few famous superheroes. Some that I have tried to take down..:
-Superman
-Batman (I dressed up as the joker, I couldn't risk using telekinesis)
-HIRO NAKAMURA!

Yeah. My enemy right now would be Hiro, him and his constipation power...it's like hes trying to compete with me! I need help taking him down.

[Strength]

At 9/28/08 07:54 PM, poxpower wrote: So explain your powers and ambitions and all that and I'll see if you can join.

I'm extremely powerful and awesomely defensive. I'm a big motherfucker, specializing in hand to hand combat, able to rip your dick off with my index finger and thumb. However, I lack any kind of long range abilities - which could be a problem because anyone from afar could fuck my ass.

[lunardragon96]

Well...I'm SQUIRREL MAN. Fear mah nuts!!! >:D

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I AM YOU!!!!

I can become anyone of your choice... I can also scald people with my still-too-hot cookies

I use the fiery depths of hell to bake them!!! =D

[Kid]

I'm an expert thief, and all-around master of all trades.

[kraor024]

My power is thermotlogy I can contol the temepitur in any 3000 sq' are and light small fire
I'm very handy If you need a lighter, or the air conditioner breaks down.

Out of curiosity what benifits are you offering.

[DeathNoteetoNhtaeD]

I am Death Itself.

In the form of a easy-to-use notebook!

[firemaker60]

I have full control over all fire! Anything nearby with the slightest amount of heat, I can conjure a flame and engulf people with it. I am also very skilled at welding and can make any type of glass you need.

[RedAlias]

IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

I'm called the Beagler, I get my power from fucking beagles. I had several run-ins with Underdog.

My worst enemy is PETA.

[Seriana]

I know everything in the world.

[slighly-minty]

i am the mechanic. i fix things so you don't need to. but when you want me to do evil things I become number 7 the espionage master. i can turn invisible bitch! and i have a fucking ohko knife.

[Maverick-Alex]

At 9/28/08 09:07 PM, slighly-minty wrote: and i have a fucking ohko knife.

I have a Bowie knife bitch