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At 9/28/08 12:50 PM, Jeroni-moo wrote: If there was a fly in your bedroom, and you need to kill it and you could use any weapons, how would you kill it?

Flame thrower (hairspray + lighter)!
No, just kidding.

Built to Spill fan?

I usually just hit them with whatevers lying around. I usually just let them out because they fly against the windows anyway.

Once I caught one in the palm of my hand and it was disgusting.

Eh, I'd get myself a grenade and if I fail with that then, I'd throw a Tv at it xD

I killed one with Anti-Perspirent :D

ugh...... deoderant... its fun too watch them struggle like a retard across the floor XD

the ol' fashion way

At 9/28/08 02:19 PM, PlaystationClock wrote: get aids.

dammit he stole it. also to add somethin worth reading. give it aids and let it reproduce wit mosquite so that the world will die of aids. virus game de ja vu.

use the shocker on it (it's fatal for flies)

I throw my old 1st Gen. Gameboy at it.

I'd go all karate kid on it's puny fly @$$. BOOM! CHOPSTICK ATTACK!!!

Throw a urinal at it.

With a tea-towel, using it like a whip. ;]

I just open up a window or door and usually they will fly out themselves.

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I can also just let them land on the screen of my window and then quickly close the window. That way they are trapped between the window and the screen. Then they just fly around there until their livespan dimishes.

At 9/28/08 01:01 PM, elementell wrote: A flamethrower/shotgun.

Mrph?

Sneak up on it and slit its throat with a knife.

One Time in class, There was a FAT fly. it was moving at like less than 5 MPH. I Squished it very Easily and made a Mess On my Shoe.

Remove the zipper.

I'd trap it in a jar.

Obscure Modest Mouse referance? Noooo!

I'd blow-yermerm- smoke at it and see what would happen.

If I wanted to KILL it, I'd put in a jar with other flies I put little paper armor and swords on and let them battle.

I would eventually just freexe them till there mellow and put them in the microwave After they thaw. That way they could fly around and be like "Oh! Oh my fly god it feels like my fly juces are boiling! It hurts so much! Oh god wh-" splode!

To kill a fly you must.. Kill it ! with mustard gas !!! MUAhahahahahah ..

Nunchucks!

I'd open a window and direct it to freedom.

lol , i think how long this thread as got it kinda funny, but killing a fly with chop sticks might be interesting

lol the fucking orignal way smasshs the little fucker.

Lightning, from my fighertips, aka force lightning

woowoo

If it were my room, a flyswatter.

If it was someone else's house and they didn't mind (and I was allowed to use it), I'd use a flamethrower or some high explosive.

Tear its wings off and turn it into a walk.

The first thing my hand can close onto, whether it be a magazine, a book or a penis =]

I do not kill flies.

I would use my ninja skills with muh Chopstix ;P