I'd just say "Now I can bask in my newfound social life, Now I am free from the shackles of an internet community!"
If You Were Permabanned...
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Make a new account with a different IP.
simple
i would go outside and do something such as rob a conviniance store
At 9/28/08 09:59 AM, QwertyXD wrote: I wouldn't say anything. I'd faint.
You haven't even been signed up for a month. Why on Earth would you care if you were permabanned?
It's only (effectively) happened to one person btw.
I would kill myself. My life would be pointless.
I fucking hate euphemism.
Probably be really sad and angry, then eventually make a new account and post every once in a while.
I would crawl in a corner and cry. Most likely there would be some self mutilation involved as well.
"Lulz is watching someone lose their mind at their computer 2,000 miles away while you chat with friends and laugh"
I would say "FINALLY! I can code to death!" and start using the computer for coding!
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At 5/11/59 09:17 PM, Wolverine said:
| No no-neck redneck dumps on my wife and gets away with it!
I'd attack the NG HQ with Molotov cocktails and C4.
Make the honor roll, get a girlfriend, be quarterback of the football team.
By all that's holy, I hope I'll never get myself permanent banned.
Not that it would change my life or anything, it's just I tend to try live by the rules and such.
IF I'd get perma banned, I'd take a good look at the reasoning and evidence and then conclude I've either acted horrid on NG and face my punishment, or try convince the staff I've been wronged.
At 9/28/08 10:01 AM, SteeZyGinger wrote: I don't know.
But i've been banned like 13958139068 times, i don't think poozy likes me.
it's funny, because that's exactly the percentage that exaggerations went up yesterday.
I'd just get on with my everyday life.
Spam toms email with penis enlargement emails and gay mags.
If I was permabanned, I would probably just... move on.
Send me a message. I promise to listen to whatever you have to say.
You guys piss me off sometimes.
That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
If I was permabanned, I wouldn't be too pissed, because in order to be given a permanent ban, I would've had to do something really fucking retarded.
At 9/28/08 05:12 PM, Inquizitor wrote: If I was permabanned, I wouldn't be too pissed, because in order to be given a permanent ban, I would've had to do something really fucking retarded.
Just imagine you did something really fucking retarded.
id make an alt and start ALL over again
yikes!
Accept the fact that there would be nothing I could do about it. And then cry.
brains.
I would say "Thank god."
It would give me an excuse to not come back to this place.
Coast 2 Coast- Pre-Release off of my band's Debut Full-Length album "Surrey's Finest".
Stella - My Band
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I would probably say " damn i got permabanned. oh well. guess i'll go look at videos on youtube or Go outside."
if i was banned i would jsut stay with te flash and msuic section. like the old days *sniff,sniff*
At 9/28/08 05:36 PM, cast wrote: I wouldn't give a shit. :)
stop trying to act all tough >=(
you would cry and cry and cry !
Exactly what I do for most of my day.
Go outside and have a life.
CASTLE CRASHERS!!
I would be so upset that I would pull of the head of anyone who came near me for 2 months, and 17 days.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
