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Probably the most fun it is possible to have whilst on two wheels.

Also, I want one.


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OH GOD THE LOOK ON HER FACE IS FUCKING PRICELESS


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At 9/25/08 03:08 AM, Pounce wrote: OH GOD THE LOOK ON HER FACE IS FUCKING PRICELESS

Well, personally, I wasn't too keen in gazing upon her face, what with her being an typical unsightly Asian.


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Maaaan, that's fucking Nothing.

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I was expecting her to crash judging by that look on her face.

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Would have been even more epic if she put it into first gear and pedaled as fast as she could.

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The vid needed music. Benny Hill's "Yakkety Sax" first comes to mind.


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Well at least she enjoyed the ride, I was hoping she would of wrecked or something. Really don't know why.

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Geez!! She didn't even wear a helmet! :O

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From the look on her face, it didn't look like she really enjoyed it.
But that second link, oh man... I would like to see that not in a private mansion but in a public park... LOL

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Ah, urgh, sick... that's not right.

I can't even imagine that feeling, I don't want to either... help.

Bicycling on its own will be difficult enough from now on..

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She had a constipated look on her face while she rode the bicycle. It would've been hilarious if she had a determined look on her face, rode at full speed, and crashed at the finish line while discharging all over the place.

Quite a thought

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I almost feel slightly bad for her...

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She starts to give errrr.

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Lol she's crying.

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At 9/25/08 03:25 AM, Minion777 wrote: Maaaan, that's fucking Nothing.

The music just made that whole thing.


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At 9/25/08 05:14 AM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote: Ah, urgh, sick... that's not right.

I can't even imagine that feeling, I don't want to either... help.

Bicycling on its own will be difficult enough from now on..

Man the fuck up, pussy.

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At 9/25/08 03:25 AM, Minion777 wrote: Maaaan, that's fucking Nothing.

What's the song name? I kinda like it.

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At 9/25/08 08:46 AM, Randy74 wrote:
At 9/25/08 03:25 AM, Minion777 wrote: Maaaan, that's fucking Nothing.
What's the song name? I kinda like it.

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At 9/25/08 05:14 AM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote: Ah, urgh, sick... that's not right.

I can't even imagine that feeling, I don't want to either... help.

Bicycling on its own will be difficult enough from now on..

Thank you! I felt the same watching that - Like it's just wrong and looks incredibly awkward. No thanks.

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At 9/25/08 03:08 AM, Pounce wrote: OH GOD THE LOOK ON HER FACE IS FUCKING PRICELESS

Now THAT's the look of pleasure.

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At 9/25/08 03:25 AM, Minion777 wrote: Maaaan, that's fucking Nothing.

Oh shit, thats fucking epic.

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Oh wow that's hilarious.

This is a song about cum on hotel walls. - Fippity-fap-fipfap. Bonus fap.

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At 9/25/08 06:50 AM, PrawDuhJee wrote: Lol she's crying.

Yeah, that face puzzles me to no end. Is she in pain, or is this just one of those Japanese things like covering your mouth when laughing, you know, being discrete about your emotions.

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Reminds me of the thing Mr Garrison made

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They should develop one for the ass.

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I hope someone makes a male version.

Sup?

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LMAO she doesn't seem to be enjoying it.

At 9/25/08 03:25 AM, Minion777 wrote: Maaaan, that's fucking Nothing.

EVERYTHING'S GONE WHITE! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! ARRGGHHHH!

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