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Beer games are for stupids.

At 9/23/08 06:44 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 9/23/08 05:36 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Actually, beer games are predominantly an American thing. Some of my Euro friends think it's weird.

Why bother pausing to throw ping pong balls at each other when you can just drink?

its called a game

they do it when they are bored and dont feel like JUST drinking lol

At 9/23/08 06:44 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 9/23/08 05:36 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Actually, beer games are predominantly an American thing. Some of my Euro friends think it's weird.

Why bother pausing to throw ping pong balls at each other when you can just drink?

What do you guys do for fun while you drink?

At 9/23/08 06:55 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:
What do you guys do for fun while you drink?

We drink more.

At 9/23/08 06:55 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:

At 9/23/08 06:44 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 9/23/08 05:36 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Actually, beer games are predominantly an American thing. Some of my Euro friends think it's weird.

Why bother pausing to throw ping pong balls at each other when you can just drink?

What do you guys do for fun while you drink?

We drink more?

At 9/23/08 07:03 PM, Ben wrote:

At 9/23/08 06:55 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:
What do you guys do for fun while you drink?

We drink more.

lal, post sniped.

At 9/23/08 07:07 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
lal, post sniped.

More emphasis was necessary.

Think of it as drinking more^2.

At 9/23/08 07:07 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 9/23/08 07:03 PM, Ben wrote:

At 9/23/08 06:55 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:
What do you guys do for fun while you drink?

We drink more.

lal, post sniped.

haha, well I'd recommend you guys at least try playing it once. Everyone's already a little tipsy before you start, and it's a great social tool. If you really don't like it then don't bother.

At 9/23/08 07:22 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: haha, well I'd recommend you guys at least try playing it once. Everyone's already a little tipsy before you start, and it's a great social tool. If you really don't like it then don't bother.

If we really have to play a drinking game, we play something like Ring of Fire or Taps.

Pong involves too much standing up.

At 9/23/08 08:05 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 9/23/08 07:22 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: haha, well I'd recommend you guys at least try playing it once. Everyone's already a little tipsy before you start, and it's a great social tool. If you really don't like it then don't bother.

If we really have to play a drinking game, we play something like Ring of Fire or Taps.

Pong involves too much standing up.

Don't be such a pussy it is a great game. We actually had a tournament one night were each team paid 10 bucks to get in we had 18 teams. Me and my bud won 170$ cash and had fun and got drunk all night. It was quite fun

AND FOR PEOPLE SAYING THIS IS POST IS RACIST

If anything it is racist against white people. I implied that blacks are better at sports than whites, except for swimming, and for now, beer pong.

At 9/23/08 05:35 PM, JC1playa wrote: Beer Pong.

got us there

Black people suck at it.

true

Idk why.

me nither

That and swimming.

some what

Black people...please don't become good at BP, its all we have left. That and Michael Phelps.

on one of the teams phelps was on, there was a black guy

My cousin corey is good at it and im black lol.

At 9/23/08 07:22 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: haha, well I'd recommend you guys at least try playing it once. Everyone's already a little tipsy before you start, and it's a great social tool.

I keep my social tool in my pants.

At 9/23/08 05:36 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: Fuck you, you racist piece of shit!

You're just jealous.
JEALOUS YOU CAN'T PLAY BEER PONG

At 9/30/08 02:22 AM, Raguel wrote: I keep my social tool in my pants.

You keep your stock of GHB in your pants? You'll get caught for sure if you keep that up!

Sport is universal so there is no such thing as a black man sport or white man sport or even asian man sport. Also why is it black man and not woman?

At 9/30/08 03:27 AM, phexion wrote: Sport is universal so there is no such thing as a black man sport or white man sport or even asian man sport. Also why is it black man and not woman?

Are you a troll or are you seriously this PC?

I've played beer pong with a few black people and most of them weren't really bad. One time one of them did a fade away jump shot every time he shot and he made a few cups doing it. I think the black people at the OPs school are just bad, and the black people at my school could beat your black students if they ever played a game.

It probably also has to do that a lot of black people here think beer pong is a dumb game that college frat guys only do. Of course that isn't true, but I can see why they think that way. The vast majority of the people who play beer pong at my school are white and most of them are douchebags hence why the black students think of the frat boy image. (I just like to think of playing as a way to take those guys down a peg.)

also beerpong isn't a sport, though I wouldn't be opposed to the idea if it ever came under serious consideration ;)

When the hell did beer games become a sport? Seriously, when the shit did this happen?

Baseball. Football. Beer pong. Swimming.

And resisting fried chicken.

Nah im just kidding. I <3 Black people. Like TehSlapHappy.

This thread needs some ManBearPig.

I have never heard of beer pong before. Must be an another American sport.

Jamaica you know they just can't believe,
Jamaica we have a bob-sled team!

Oh, you mean with the penguins and ICE?!

The white man owns everything really. It's almost sad.

almost.

At 9/30/08 05:10 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: When the hell did beer games become a sport? Seriously, when the shit did this happen?

Yesterday, about the same time you discovered that you love balls slapping your behind.

At 10/4/08 10:30 AM, JC1playa wrote:

At 9/30/08 05:10 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: When the hell did beer games become a sport? Seriously, when the shit did this happen?

Yesterday, about the same time you discovered that you love balls slapping your behind.

Just for your information, I have known I love balls slapping my behind for at least two years and 4 months now.

At 9/23/08 05:35 PM, JC1playa wrote:

That and swimming.
Black people...please don't become good at BP, its all we have left. That and Michael Phelps.

Can't say I've played alot of beer pong, so I couldn't give you a valid opinion. However, I was on a swim team in high school and we didn't have a single tree monkey on our team. I was really curious about this, like the little boy in the Tootsie pop commercial, so one day I climbed up in a tree and asked Mr. Owl, "why do tree monkies play every other sport beside swimming?"

With his eyes full of wisdom and a face older than the hills, Mr. Owl paused, took in a deep breath, and finally answered, "In Africa, the rivers and streams are full of crocodiles and other dangerous beasts. Whenever the little tree monkey ventures too close to the water's edge, the other wild beasts chase him away. The tree monkeys of Africa never even get the chance to wet their smelly black feet, so how could they possibly learn swimming?"

Needless to say, I was dumbstruck by Mr. Owl's ancient wisdom and the simplicity of his question. It became so clear, so very obvious to me........ If you grow up in the North, you learn how to play ice hockey, if you grow up in the South you learn how to swim but if you grow up in South Central LA you
learn how to run!

dude your brilliant

and racist

At 9/23/08 05:37 PM, Sekhem wrote: black people aren't good at chess because they have tiny brains so you could call that a white man's sport

dude that wasnt even cool. I play chess, my uncles play chess and my granddad played chess, and i bet you couldnt beat any of us you tightass tool.

At 10/4/08 10:41 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote:

At 10/4/08 10:30 AM, JC1playa wrote:

Yesterday, about the same time you discovered that you love balls slapping your behind.

Just for your information, I have known I love balls slapping my behind for at least two years and 4 months now.

my mistake sir