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BloodStrike21
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Jesus 2008-09-21 22:35:17 Reply

If Jesus came down from heaven and you were only able to say/ask one thing, what would it be? I would ask if i was going to heaven or not.

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:35:47 Reply

I'd wake up.

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:36:15 Reply

i would ask him to kill the clown some more.

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:36:48 Reply
At 9/21/08 10:35 PM, BloodStrike21 wrote: If Jesus came down from heaven and you were only able to say/ask one thing, what would it be? I would ask if i was going to heaven or not.

if you have to ask...

no sir you are not...

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:38:28 Reply
At 9/21/08 10:36 PM, GeezusKrist wrote:
At 9/21/08 10:35 PM, BloodStrike21 wrote: If Jesus came down from heaven and you were only able to say/ask one thing, what would it be? I would ask if i was going to heaven or not.
if you have to ask...

no sir you are not...

Thanks for signing up yesterday.

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:39:45 Reply

Haha, your dad let you die a painful death!

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:40:51 Reply
Thanks for signing up yesterday.

your welcome =]
convenient huh?

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:41:15 Reply
At 9/21/08 10:39 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Haha, your dad let you die a painful death!

That's when he cuts off your dick and shoves it up your ass and tells you to go fuck yourself.

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:41:17 Reply

Why is your name Jesus?

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:41:22 Reply

''What time is it?''

Because I'd probably be late for job.

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:41:35 Reply

I'd ask him how to get ten more questions.

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:41:38 Reply

me: JESUS
jesus: yes, my brother?
me: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SENDING ME TO HELL?
jesus: for you like to party, partying is evil.
me: BUT WHY JESUS?
jesus: cause anything fun is a product of the devil.
me: OH....
[watches jesus walk off to crush more peoples spirits]

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:41:43 Reply
At 9/21/08 10:41 PM, putzpie wrote:
At 9/21/08 10:39 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Haha, your dad let you die a painful death!
That's when he cuts off your dick and shoves it up your ass and tells you to go fuck yourself.

What happened to turn the other cheek?

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:42:11 Reply

I would just say.

THE SON OF GOD IS A VIRGIN!!!

That would send him back up there to cry like a bitch.

Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.
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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:45:07 Reply

Im sensing alot of Jews in here.

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:45:55 Reply
At 9/21/08 10:45 PM, BloodStrike21 wrote: Im sensing alot of Jews in here.

Agnostic actually.

Thanks for trying, maybe next time

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:47:40 Reply

I'd ask Him His Gamertag and play some sweet-ass Hacky Sack.

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:48:08 Reply
At 9/21/08 10:45 PM, RacistBassist wrote:
At 9/21/08 10:45 PM, BloodStrike21 wrote: Im sensing alot of Jews in here.
Agnostic actually.

Thanks for trying, maybe next time

Hes REAL, i saw him in a Cheeto one time.

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Response to Jesus 2008-09-21 22:51:58 Reply

Only one thing? Well, I would ask: "Please give me step-by-step, easy to follow, clear and practical guidelines on how to get to heaven."