Your lost in the forest...

[ArmorAll]

...your starving and your last resort is to eat 2 of your limbs...
What do you eat first, your arms or your legs?

[Castilveinya]

Eat a cock.

[D3NTATUS]

I'm a vegetarian.

[Aryk]

Why can't you eat the leaves?

[americanidiot2f]

I'd eat the wild life around me. Eating your limbs isn't that smart, since you can bleed to death and make things more complicated.

[evilfluffmonger]

I would peel the bark off of a tree and eat the sap, or look for some berries, perhaps an edible plant. That way I would still have use of my limbs, and I wouldn't have to resort to eating bark off of a tree and shitting 2x4's.

[ArmorAll]

At 9/20/08 08:53 PM, snoboard17 wrote: Why can't you eat the leaves?

Ewwww... thats disgusting!!!

[xIDoL]

WTF? I wouldn't eat my limbs? I would much rather eat bugs or plants :P

[D3NTATUS]

At 9/20/08 08:54 PM, ArmorAll wrote: Ewwww... thats disgusting!!!

And self-cannibalism is not?

[Elios]

I'll eat my face.

wat.

[Icecry0]

At 9/20/08 08:53 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I'm a vegetarian.

No one cares.

Anyway, I wouldn't eat myself. Just for fun though, my legs. Probably bleed to death though.

[GUITARHEROBEAST]

arms

[Killer-Plunger]

I'd eat my two pinkies if that counts.

[putzpie]

Dude, are you fucking kidding me? I don't give a fuck about hunger, if the forest looks like (see pic attached) that, then I don't give a fuck, I go around and abserve that beauty.

[EDDDDDDDDD]

At 9/20/08 08:54 PM, ArmorAll wrote:

At 9/20/08 08:53 PM, snoboard17 wrote: Why can't you eat the leaves?

Ewwww... thats disgusting!!!

by the way your reacting, you'll never make it out alive from a forest

[HotHoboSex]

Lets see I would eat.... Animals after all I am in a forest. So yeh im not eating my limbs.

[CherinoGears]

im pretty sure if i was out in the wild i could find plenty to eat besides my own limbs, besides, that wouldnt even do you any good cuz that just taking the same energy you had and putting it back inside you, so youd acually gain nothing by eating yourself.

[ArmorAll]

At 9/20/08 08:58 PM, putzpie wrote: Dude, are you fucking kidding me? I don't give a fuck about hunger, if the forest looks like (see pic attached) that, then I don't give a fuck, I go around and abserve that beauty.

it doesnt

[fohn-jarmery]

run away, become a mountainman and live off the land

[D3NTATUS]

At 9/20/08 08:56 PM, Icecry0 wrote:

At 9/20/08 08:53 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I'm a vegetarian.

No one cares.

I care.

though i actually am a vegetarian, i was making a joke. the fact that only my vegetarianism keeps me from eating my own limbs is humorous.

[Randy74]

I'll eat my arms then use my legs to walk back to civilization and get robotic arms as replacements.

[Castilveinya]

At 9/20/08 08:58 PM, EDDDDDDDDD wrote:

At 9/20/08 08:54 PM, ArmorAll wrote:

At 9/20/08 08:53 PM, snoboard17 wrote: Why can't you eat the leaves?

Ewwww... thats disgusting!!!

by the way your reacting, you'll never make it out alive from a forest

I'd rather have my pants.

[ShinigamiRem]

Like the Stphen King story where a guy amputates his legs on a deserted island so he can eat using heroin as an anaesthetic.

That story scared me.

[MikeRomanul]

I'd eat some berries, man.

[narudude1996]

At 9/20/08 08:54 PM, ArmorAll wrote:

At 9/20/08 08:53 PM, snoboard17 wrote: Why can't you eat the leaves?

Ewwww... thats disgusting!!!

I know, right? eating leaves is much more disgusting than eating your own limbs.

sarcasm off

[ArmorAll]

i was just thinking.. after you ate one arm, how would you manage to eat the other one?

[D3NTATUS]

At 9/20/08 09:08 PM, ArmorAll wrote: i was just thinking.. after you ate one arm, how would you manage to eat the other one?

Well you see, after eating one arm, you would most likely pass out from blood loss and pain. That is, if you made it far enough to eat it all.

You would most likely die in your sleep, due to lack of blood.

[zalecot]

just thank god since the 2002 FFCP (fast food conglomerate protocol) was established every forest in North America, Asia, and Europe is equipped with its own Long John Silvers.

[Thimbles]

At 9/20/08 08:58 PM, putzpie wrote: Dude, are you fucking kidding me? I don't give a fuck about hunger, if the forest looks like (see pic attached) that, then I don't give a fuck, I go around and abserve that beauty.

and then die of hunger.

[ninjaslave]

Personnally having that experiance, I find this subject utterlly offencive (sad face) :(