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Posted at: 9/20/08 04:43 PM
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Ok there's this thing I've had between my legs as long as I remember. Its a few inches long, and occasionally a weird yellow liquid falls out of it. I've been thinking of getting it removed, but that could be expensive. But it keeps on growing and it could be dangerous if I don't get it removed.
What should I do?
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Posted at: 9/20/08 04:45 PM
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Just cut it off yourself pussy.
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You should definitely cut it off, I mean you don't deserve to have a penis anyway. Also this thread isn't clever or funny.
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Posted at: 9/20/08 04:46 PM
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If you are that worried about it, chop it off! oh, and I have a tinkling feeling that the people at the BME pain olympics have the same growth as you, but they take care of it...
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Posted at: 9/20/08 04:48 PM
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I think it's an involuntary ingrowth, you should get someone to cut it off with an axe and put it on youtube.
Posted at: 9/20/08 04:51 PM
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"IT'S NOT A TUMOUR!"
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Posted at: 9/20/08 04:53 PM
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Try rubbing lotion on it.
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What does babies have anything to do with your growth?
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Posted at: 9/20/08 05:03 PM
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It's called a penis, and it should be on your forehead.
Cut it off and staple it on your brow.
Posted at: 9/20/08 05:04 PM
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welly ou should probably,
oh, wait i get it.
its a penus
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Posted at: 9/20/08 05:05 PM
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might be a tumour
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Posted at: 9/20/08 05:11 PM
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Dissolve it in an acid compound. I know a guy who knows a guy who can take care of it for you.
Posted at: 9/20/08 05:15 PM
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Ask a girl about it. I hear they're professionals.
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Posted at: 9/20/08 05:21 PM
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Whatever it is, it's not Lupus.
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Posted at: 9/20/08 05:23 PM
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hmm a growth in between your legs that is several inches longer than your penis and that oozes pus..
Yeah I think you have tuberculosis.
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Posted at: 9/20/08 06:00 PM
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At 9/20/08 05:21 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Whatever it is, it's not Lupus.
HOW CAN YOU BE SURE?
How?
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Posted at: 9/20/08 06:17 PM
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Burn it down.
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Posted at: 9/20/08 06:19 PM
At 9/20/08 06:00 PM, Ambidexterity wrote: At 9/20/08 05:21 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Whatever it is, it's not Lupus.HOW CAN YOU BE SURE? How?
It's NEVER Lupus.
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