My neighor died :(

[ChaosBeam21]

Well once a month, our block has a block party. This year, we had a pizza eating contest. Only 3 people entered. Me, my brother, and my neighbor. We all started chowing pepperoni pizza. We ate about 10 slices, before I was about to puke. My brother was at 15 and my neighor was at fucking 28! He was chowing the pizza, and finally, he just had a massive heart attack and died in front of our eyes. We don't know if the pizza did it, or if it was something else.

Rip, Jim Solemon

[dogpup4]

Are we supposed to believe that?

[Prekesh]

pwnt

[SuperLulzords]

Burn the body.

[sparrow]

Well funneh!

[dkfan123]

yeah right

[Healthy]

That's terrible... only 28?

[EDDDDDDDDD]

where did you get the pizza? pizza hut? their pizza has a bunch of greece and all

[putzpie]

At 9/20/08 01:56 PM, Healthy wrote: That's terrible... only 28?

Oh hehehe, I laffed pretty hard.

[VI-Chuckles-IV]

Man...life sure can be hillarious at times!

[Zithra]

wow. if thats real i sorry

[ChaosBeam21]

At 9/20/08 01:57 PM, EDDDDDDDDD wrote: where did you get the pizza? pizza hut? their pizza has a bunch of greece and all

Even worse, Jo-Jo's. Their pizza is as greasy as hell. I don't know why they did that. I am on a strict diet because I am scared shitless

[GoryBlizzard]

Not everyone is built for competitive eating.

I also had a neighbor who did a few months ago of a heart attack, but not from eating 28 pizzas. He was, however, 28 years old. I've seen him around but didn't really know him at all. I never really had much contact with any of my neighbors.

[Iamjohn]

You should eat him, he counts as 30 pieces of pizza.

[orlando2008]

should I give a laugh?

[Werge666]

My bullshit alarm is going off....

[ChaosBeam21]

At 9/20/08 02:11 PM, Werge666 wrote: My bullshit alarm is going off....

Postcount: 24

What you say counts: NOTHING COUNTS

[ZiggyZack99]

That's awesome.

[ImlunchBoxx]

i headr you shit yourself when you die

[ChaosBeam21]

At 9/20/08 02:16 PM, BlurrytheRuler wrote:

At 9/20/08 02:15 PM, ChaosBeam21 wrote:

At 9/20/08 02:11 PM, Werge666 wrote: My bullshit alarm is going off....

Postcount: 24

What you say counts: NOTHING COUNTS

Sign-Up: 09/07/08

Shut the fuck up.

Sign up 2 months ago, you have no right to tell me that.

[gekko007]

At 9/20/08 02:16 PM, BlurrytheRuler wrote:

At 9/20/08 02:15 PM, ChaosBeam21 wrote:

At 9/20/08 02:11 PM, Werge666 wrote: My bullshit alarm is going off....

Postcount: 24

What you say counts: NOTHING COUNTS

Sign-Up: 09/07/08

Shut the fuck up.

Sign-Up: 07/22/08

Shut the fuck up yerself

[Del-Toro]

At 9/20/08 01:57 PM, EDDDDDDDDD wrote: where did you get the pizza? pizza hut? their pizza has a bunch of greece and all

Their Pizza is not made of greece, otherwise the country wouldn't still exist. At any rate, a heart attack at 28, at a Pizza eating contest..... damn that sucks on so many levels

[tyraelz]

suuuuure the guy dided for too much pizza....

[DeIirium]

At 9/20/08 01:54 PM, dogpup4 wrote: Are we supposed to believe that?

A lot of people die from heart attacks, so its likely that he´s speaking the truth.

[jewdudewtf]

What a bad way to go.

[DasUberCow]

Oh my god, you must feel sooo guilty. That sucks.

[ToddM]

If this is real than sorry about your loss.

If it is false stop making lies and telling NG about it.

[DJ-Fanzie]

...do u think im a freaking idiot...?

Everyone could write something like that...

[Gatling]

At 9/20/08 01:57 PM, EDDDDDDDDD wrote: where did you get the pizza? pizza hut? their pizza has a bunch of greece and all

A bunch of greece.

[waitjeremy]

Pizza wins! Artery Clogging Fatality.