Your banks are running out of money, and your federal reserves have also ran out of money to bail them out, and your still pouring millions of dollars and a large portion of your martial might into an unwinnable 'war' in the desert.
Your leadership is a joke, they would make a better comedy act than a government. You're choice of candidates are purely based on their image, one is a charming black man with no substance, the other is an old man who will probably die whilst in office and leave an insane, creationalist, war mongering MILF to replace him, the one you want to vote for because you want to fuck her, the one who 'wouldn't mind a fight with Russia'.
Oh, and the dollar is rapidly becoming worthless.