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So-Smart-s0-Dumb
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Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:01:49

I'm going to post in this thread tomorrow when I have more semen and thus am more motivated to masturbate.

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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:02:52

A half of a stroke.

Erectile Dysfunction :[


Do a barrel roll!

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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:02:53

zero, i cum in my sleep

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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:03:37

3 barrel rolls.

and a CHARGIN of MAH LAZORZ

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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:04:38

None I guess I dont Have a penis =(


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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:06:34

At 9/19/08 08:04 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: None I guess I dont Have a penis =(

then how many finger rubbings?


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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:07:23

At 9/19/08 08:03 PM, ShinigamiRem wrote: 3 barrel rolls.

and a CHARGIN of MAH LAZORZ

I laughed at this, really hard


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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:07:26

I guess ill start now.


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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:07:46

Meh... this is hard.

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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:08:23

Well if you're counting the strokes, you won't be able to concentrate on the fantasizing.

Which means it will be harder to cum.

When you are fantasizing, it is easier to reach orgasm, but you probably wouldn't have kept
track of all the strokes.

Solution, attach one of those step-counters onto your wrist.

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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:09:16

At 9/19/08 08:06 PM, pizza4ever wrote:
At 9/19/08 08:04 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: None I guess I dont Have a penis =(
then how many finger rubbings?

Ah good questions I shall experiment then tell! lol


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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:10:29

At 9/19/08 08:08 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote:

Solution, attach one of those step-counters onto your wrist.

I lol'd hard. I may do this when I see others results.

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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:11:20

Is this how low we've come?

Oh look, a pun.
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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 20:11:48

Guess, guys.


While reading this sentence you realize that 2 people die and 4 babies are born every second. Is it a time to weep, or celebrate?

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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 21:30:44

Oh, Come on!

...pun intended.

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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 21:35:01

At 9/19/08 08:03 PM, ShinigamiRem wrote: 3 barrel rolls.

and a CHARGIN of MAH LAZORZ

Too many memes.

Like 5,000 for me.


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to Count how many strokes until u cum! 2008-09-19 21:36:08

OVER 9000!!!


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