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Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 17:53:36 Reply

What kinda impossible crazy weapons have you thought up? I always wanted a rocket propelled chainsaw.

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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 17:55:21 Reply

'nuff said.

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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 17:59:10 Reply

I do believe that this image wins.

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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 18:02:51 Reply

At 9/19/08 05:59 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I do believe that this image wins.

olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld.

I'd love a shotgun with a grenade laucher attached.


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 18:04:42 Reply

A giant gun bigger than earth so people would do what I say.

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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 18:05:31 Reply

RPW - Rocket Propelled Watermelon.

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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 18:09:47 Reply

Impossible you say? Ok then. A gun that sets up a torture trap around the person who gets hit. They will then be put through a very horrible experience


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 18:12:49 Reply

the "do not press button" bomb, a bomb disguised as a big red button with a "do not press button" sign over it.....no one can resist plus it explodes when you get close enough just to read the sign


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 18:23:33 Reply

At 9/19/08 05:59 PM, Bomb-Fulp wrote: Moe Sizlac created this.
The Farshoot Bayonet M9 with the range of the average sniper and the rapidfire
capabilities of a Kalisnikov.
It has several projectile options. All of which boast pinpoint precise accuracy and
impossible firing speeds.

Why is there a cock on the grip of the weapon...

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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 18:49:02 Reply

The portal gun really
Or some gun that could move objects at will.


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 18:52:02 Reply

This


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 18:53:09 Reply

Oh your cool because you steal ideas for weapons and dont make up your own! (see pic)

annyways, i want to make a embarrasment gun, a gun that would embarras you so hard you would die.

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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 18:57:48 Reply

Dude THIS is all you need to know about the subject.


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 19:01:36 Reply

A gun with mind mulipulating powers that causes males to lose it and women to get down and funky! If you know what I mean.


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 19:02:51 Reply

Wow, somthing screwed the link.

Here's it is AGAIN:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_wea pons_that_don't_exist,_but_should


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 19:05:17 Reply

Do I see tits on the tip of the barrel?


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 19:06:29 Reply

Mine would be a sniper rifle that uses old people as bullets.


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 19:18:45 Reply

A launcher rocket.


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 19:29:37 Reply

The squirell crossbow. Propels C-4 filled squirell carcasses at your target at ove 3000 FPS


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 19:35:57 Reply

At 9/19/08 05:59 PM, Bomb-Fulp wrote: Moe Sizlac created this.
Needless to say, several military ambassadors have expressed interests in the patent.

Tell me why the handle looks like a cock.


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 20:30:55 Reply

a crossbow/automatic sniper rifle/micro nukes it would fire off regular crossbow and sniper rifle rounds and a small grenade launcher that fires grenades that explode on impact with small or large range (the user would set it) with the same power as a nuke= INSTAKILL 9000 either that or a BFG 9000


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 20:36:38 Reply

Currently, I have no ideas.

I'll get back to this.

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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 20:40:04 Reply

The game Painkiller has a gun...
That shoots...
Shurikins and Lightning, you dont need anything else.
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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 20:43:42 Reply

At 9/19/08 05:59 PM, Bomb-Fulp wrote: Moe Sizlac created this.

I beleive I'm the only one who noticed that gun has a cock on it...


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-19 20:45:26 Reply

i have always wanted a gun that shoots boxing gloves like in old cartoons


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-20 17:12:04 Reply

ok. i have invisioned a type of bacteria which kind of glows green and it multiplies exponentially when given enough heat and energy (can be heat, oil, light, radiation, etc.). it grows so fast that when a small amount is exposed to air they act like bullets/lasers. essentially they can be used as a solar powered gun with infinite ammo. they can be also incorporated into bulletproof armor, missile defence lasers, and many other applications which i do not care to get into ;)

that version is known as Nova A but there are also Nova B, R, K, E, O and C which all have different capabilities. (eg. with E the bacteria work like brain cells by letting electric current flow when in large masses and K is so volitile that the bacteria literally explode.)

infinite ammo in different shapes and forms :D


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-20 17:45:41 Reply

An old roman style ballista.....that shoots 6feet dildo's.


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-20 17:47:08 Reply

i want a replica of chuck norris's foot on a rope or chain. the ultimate roundhouse kick....


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-20 17:48:03 Reply

anti matter grenade

turns everything in the danger radius to ash


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Response to Crazy Weapon Ideas. 2008-09-20 17:48:42 Reply

a rocket launcher that shoots rocket launchers that shoots rockets.....


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