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Sweep the leg, Fragment!

but sensai-

At 9/18/08 06:52 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:51 PM, Gortag wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:50 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:45 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:34 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

Punching in the balls is for pussies who can't fight back.

anything is legal in a street fight

Right. But it's still gay.

But it works.

But it's still gay.

Look,would you get beaten the shit out of or beat the shit out of someone else,at the expense of touching their balls?

good luck and i hope you win

haha nic man ok if your rite handed then jabb like 2-4 times eith your left hand so he thinks your a left hander the do a massive hook with your rite and it should knock him flat

At 9/18/08 06:19 PM, Bomshaw wrote: I cried after my first fight. Adrenaline Rush, I say.

I tear up when i get hit in the face..then i get the adrenaline rush and actually fight back?

GL tho catch it on tape

At 9/18/08 06:52 PM, CopperChaos wrote: But it's still gay.

That's an opinion.

Get naked.

No one wants to fight a naked guy...

At 9/18/08 09:34 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Get naked.

No one wants to fight a naked guy...

Best answer yet.

Good luck, soldier.

Submission is the only real way to win a fight. Unless you can knock a guy out in one punch, punching in a real fight is just stupid, because it doesn't incapacitate and they'll just punch you back. There's no fighting back from a choke hold or armbar though. You have to ADMIT you lost to keep from getting choked out or getting your arm snapped, something that you don't have to do with a black eye and bloody nose.

where there be tickets for this?i soo want to see a fight put it on youtube.

At 9/18/08 06:22 PM, NEVR wrote: I love the way that violence always seems to be the most common "resolution" to everyone's problems with other people... almost as if actually resolving something without the use of fists is an impossible task; the very idea of which is an absurd concept that couldn't possibly work.

No chance of talking some sense into the person?

I'm sorry to say that I'm a very fighting person. I'm not randomly and unnecessarily violent, but "talking some sense" is something that sadly doesn't work in my school.

Because you're right (and because I <3 you), I'm going to try my utmost to put a nonviolent end to the problem. I'm positive that fighting this person I don't even know would not only get me in trouble in school, which is something I really don't want in my last year of high school, and because this sort of neanderthal eye for an eye is going to get me jumped by 5 or 6 kids and will keep this unnecessary cycle spinning.

Thanks, NEVR.

At 9/18/08 06:43 PM, Chad-T wrote: Pin him down and make out with him

Ha

Go for the face!

At 9/18/08 10:55 PM, RTL wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:43 PM, Chad-T wrote: Pin him down and make out with him

Ha

Go for the face!

After that,
FALCON PAWNCH HIM!!!

At 9/18/08 06:53 PM, Gortag wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:52 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:51 PM, Gortag wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:50 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:45 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:34 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

Punching in the balls is for pussies who can't fight back.

anything is legal in a street fight

Right. But it's still gay.

But it works.

But it's still gay.

Look,would you get beaten the shit out of or beat the shit out of someone else,at the expense of touching their balls?

Oh for god's sake. Are you really taking me serious?

I'm just repeating "It's still gay" over and over. I'm not being fucking serious.

Jeez.

At 9/18/08 06:22 PM, NEVR wrote: I love the way that violence always seems to be the most common "resolution" to everyone's problems with other people... almost as if actually resolving something without the use of fists is an impossible task; the very idea of which is an absurd concept that couldn't possibly work.

No chance of talking some sense into the person?

Oh come on, be realistic. If someone pushed you and flipped you off, would you go "Hey man that ain't cool", or kick his motherfucking ASS?

Wish you luck?

If this guy's in high school, beat his ass up! High school kids are ALWAYS just talk!

If not, then you can bet your boots he won't show. Why? Because his GIRLFRIEND said he would. And that is just like when you are a little kid and say that your dad is going to beat them up. He could, but he won't.

At 9/18/08 06:18 PM, Fragment wrote:

...Hell to the no, that's what I said...

try to avoid saying that...

You should train by learning the ancient art of the White Lotus, the most deadly kung fu in all of the land.

At 9/18/08 11:06 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:18 PM, Fragment wrote:

...Hell to the no, that's what I said...

try to avoid saying that...

I'm sorry, I'm African-American and I can't help myself.

When all else fails, Wikihow it.

And when that fails, remember what Mr. Miyagi taught you.

At 9/18/08 06:25 PM, TSstudios wrote: If hes black, you're fucked.

Heres what you do. Block with you're right arm, hist with you're left. DONT KICK. if you know a martial art, Try to trip him and then kick his stomach.

When ever you get the chance, hit his balls, stomach, chest,or face.

HELL YES HES FUCKED! I remember i got in fight with a black kid. (Unfair fight, ON my bike) STUPID black guy Punches me when im on my bike! If its a black kid, dont bring a bike

At 9/18/08 06:18 PM, Fragment wrote: Wish me luck.

And you see the need to tell Ng this why?

kick screw boxing!

Give 'em hell, give 'em hell....

Pretend you got an especially violent strain of diarhhea.

At 9/19/08 01:31 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Give 'em hell, give 'em hell....

BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNN!

Are you still going to post the video even if you lose?

What is it about watching violent stick-figure animation that makes all these nerdy newgrounders want to pick a fight?

Bring a gun.