I might get in a fight tomorrow.

[Fragment]

Either tomorrow, or in the very near future I'm gonna get in a fight. It's all over my girl friend (notice the space between "girl" and "friend") having some troubles with some other chick, and apparently that other chick is getting her brother to beat up my friend. Hell to the no, that's what I said.

So, I'm gonna try to get this on camera. I'll have one of my uninvolved friends hide somewhere and get it all. I'll make him say my NG username just to prove it's fo' real.

Wish me luck.

[MexicanGun]

Keep your hands up, protect your face, and you'll be fine.

[Bomshaw]

I cried after my first fight. Adrenaline Rush, I say.

[Valjylmyr]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9680 90

[Tiago11103]

GO FOR THE NUTS

/fight

[putzpie]

So you're going to put your gay sex video (which most school fights look like) on youtube?

ok.

[Darthcow]

Awesome, cant wait to see you kick his ass. make sure you post the video here (as opposed to the video thread) no one cares anymore.

[NEVR]

I love the way that violence always seems to be the most common "resolution" to everyone's problems with other people... almost as if actually resolving something without the use of fists is an impossible task; the very idea of which is an absurd concept that couldn't possibly work.

No chance of talking some sense into the person?

[Puzzled]

fight dirty

it always works

[jbown345]

awesome!:Di hope you pwn him...

[sparrow]

Go on lad!

[Darthcow]

At 9/18/08 06:20 PM, putzpie wrote: So you're going to put your gay sex video (which most school fights look like) on youtube?

ok.

I dunno dude, I do live in redneck town (unfortunately), but these guys can get pretty rough, I saw a guy get three teeth knocked out around lunch last year.

[Valjylmyr]

At 9/18/08 06:22 PM, NEVR wrote: Stuff... and more stuff...

Ahem, I do believe I beat you to it. Check the link in my other post.

[Straight-Edge]

If you pretend to be a randy gay person, you can get out of any fight, I swear to you. For example, if he hits you, yell "Yes! Hit me harder!".

[DannyJay]

If hes black, you're fucked.

Heres what you do. Block with you're right arm, hist with you're left. DONT KICK. if you know a martial art, Try to trip him and then kick his stomach.

When ever you get the chance, hit his balls, stomach, chest,or face.

[Puzzled]

At 9/18/08 06:24 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: If you pretend to be a randy gay person, you can get out of any fight, I swear to you. For example, if he hits you, yell "Yes! Hit me harder!".

or he can just fight back and beat the shit out of him

[HomicidialFrog]

Just incase it gets heavy...

BRING A GUN!

[Doomsday-One]

OH NO!
The fight is now officially "pre-eminated".
This means you can get into a lot more shit for it.

Coincidently, there was a pre-eminated fight outside my school not to long ago. The headmaster was pissed. Some guy put a video on Facebook (he got 2 days suspension) and now the headmaster knows who was watching and... Yeah, he's pretty damn pissed off.

Anyway, now it's "pre-eminated", you're gonna get screwed over more if caught by the police or whatever.

Maybe not loads though, probably just a caution.

[Gortag]

Obviously,don't do it in school.If you do,teachers will break it up in 10 secs tops.Also,if you have brass knuckles,use them.If you don't,tape a battery to your knuckles.

[NEVR]

At 9/18/08 06:24 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:22 PM, NEVR wrote: Stuff... and more stuff...

Ahem, I do believe I beat you to it. Check the link in my other post.

You beat me to having a certain opinion of something? Congratulations.

[Shnam]

Dude, aim for the balls and the battle is yours.

[MexicanGun]

At 9/18/08 06:32 PM, Shnam wrote: Dude, aim for the balls and the battle is yours.

Punching in the balls is for pussies who can't fight back.

Whatever, just keep your balls safe, and aim for the face.

[flashplayer5]

Aim for the face, and the balls, and remember, duck and weave, duck and weave...

[Bluemidgetguy]

Pin him down and make out with him

[Puzzled]

At 9/18/08 06:34 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

Punching in the balls is for pussies who can't fight back.

anything is legal in a street fight

[4Doctodragon]

Slug 'em kid.

[MexicanGun]

At 9/18/08 06:45 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:34 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

Punching in the balls is for pussies who can't fight back.

anything is legal in a street fight

Right. But it's still gay.

[Gortag]

At 9/18/08 06:50 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:45 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:34 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

Punching in the balls is for pussies who can't fight back.

anything is legal in a street fight

Right. But it's still gay.

But it works.

[putzpie]

At 9/18/08 06:50 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:45 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:34 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

Punching in the balls is for pussies who can't fight back.

anything is legal in a street fight

Right. But it's still gay.

And it's also very homosexual.

[MexicanGun]

At 9/18/08 06:51 PM, Gortag wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:50 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:45 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 9/18/08 06:34 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

Punching in the balls is for pussies who can't fight back.

anything is legal in a street fight

Right. But it's still gay.

But it works.

But it's still gay.