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[matt9969]

Well, as I am only going to be level one while I'm posting this, I might as well introduce myself. Hey, I'm Matt. I've read these forums a lot, though never bothered to post. I usually post on another forums, but since I got banned there for some stupid reason, I've decided to post here.

Back Story: Well, I'm at my AIM home page, and I see "Singles Chat Room." I decide to come in and joke around, but I guess someone took it a little seriously. I said my ASL was 13/f/ca, and this is what ended up happening.

crazedam: wana be wild ?
mattatack9969: Yes please, mister :D
crazedam: Whats ur asl
mattatack9969: 13/f/ca :)

crazedam: too small honey, still intrested to drive 23.m. wid big 1
crazedam: ?
mattatack9969: Do not worry, I have

lots of experience with older guys, teehe
crazedam: ok
crazedam: do u come everyday?
mattatack9969: So where you from

sweetie?
mattatack9969: I come most of the time
crazedam: ok
crazedam: i m new on AIM
crazedam: i m from INDIA

crazedam: u got Yahoo?
mattatack9969: Noooo, sorry
crazedam: i dont know how 2 show cam on AIM
crazedam: :(
crazedam:

i can mail u ma pics
crazedam: if u want /
crazedam: ?
mattatack9969: I need to find my camera so I can take

pictures (:
mattatack9969: Okkkkkkk
crazedam: ur mail id ?
mattatack9969: I gotta make oneeee, my older brother took

my first one
mattatack9969: Gimme a secccc
crazedam: ok
crazedam: give me ur mail id
crazedam: i will send u my pics

crazedam: my mail id is [e-mail] mail me ur pics sweeti
crazedam: u there sweetheart
mattatack9969:

Sorrrrry, was making an email
crazedam: ok
mattatack9969: My email is now [e-mail]
crazedam: ok
crazedam:

can u send me ur pics at my mail id ?
mattatack9969: Yessss, just gotta find my cameras
crazedam: ok
crazedam: check

ur mail
crazedam: i sended
mattatack9969: OK, be right back though, I have to use the bathroom
crazedam: shall i come

?
mattatack9969: :)
mattatack9969: Backkkkk
crazedam: ok
crazedam: :)
crazedam: check ur mailbix
crazedam: box

mattatack9969: I didddd, the pictures need to load
crazedam: ok
mattatack9969: My computers slowwwww ):
crazedam: ohh

sweety
crazedam: m eager to see u
mattatack9969: I'm eageeer to see you too, big guy (:
crazedam: ok
crazedam: so

what ru wearing?
mattatack9969: Ohhhh just some clotheees from Abercrombie
mattatack9969: Ohhh the pictures loaded

mattatack9969: You'reee cute
crazedam: ok
crazedam: thank u
mattatack9969: No problem
crazedam: u will love 2 see me

getting ma cloths off ma body
mattatack9969: Ohhhh yes
mattatack9969: OK
crazedam: dont u have yahoo id ?

mattatack9969: I found a picturreeee on my camera from liieeek a week ago when I went hiking
mattatack9969: Sorrrrry,

don't have Yahoo ID
crazedam: ok
mattatack9969: but I'lll seeeenndd you my picccc
crazedam: ok
crazedam: send me now

crazedam: on my same id
mattatack9969: I aammmm
crazedam: ok
mattatack9969: It's attaching the piccturee
crazedam:

got ur hot pics?
crazedam: :P
mattatack9969: Okkkkk I sent
crazedam: u got ur hot pics?
mattatack9969: I hhhoooppee

you think it's hot (:
crazedam: wait i check
mattatack9969: okkkkk
crazedam: ummm
crazedam: gud 1
mattatack9969:

Thannnnnkkks
mattatack9969: I tookkkk it when I went hiking
crazedam: ohhhhhh
crazedam: dont u have a cam
crazedam: /

mattatack9969: I haavee a camera, but it's not taking a picccturee for some reason, lol
crazedam: its ok
crazedam:

nice boobs
mattatack9969: Teeehee, thanks. Girls from my school call me ugly ):
crazedam: u look hot and beautifull

mattatack9969: (:
crazedam: they jealouse abt u
crazedam: i wish 2 be with u
mattatack9969: I'm not as sexxxxy as

you, tho
crazedam: wish 2 see more of ur pics
mattatack9969: Okkkkk, I gotta find some tho
crazedam: ok
crazedam: can

i call u ? i wish 2 hear ur voice
mattatack9969: Okkkk, I have to charge up my cell phone thooouggh
crazedam: ok

crazedam: ur number?
mattatack9969: *Phone number censored for security reasons*
crazedam: ok
crazedam: and ur country code?
mattatack9969: 203 is

the arrreea code
crazedam: ok
crazedam: ur country ?
mattatack9969: Ammmerrica
crazedam: ok
mattatack9969: Wait a few

minutes for it to charge :D
crazedam: ok
crazedam: baby
crazedam: tell me more
crazedam: u have a bf?
mattatack9969:

Yeesss, but don't tell anyone (:
mattatack9969: I'm reallllly horny
crazedam: ohh
crazedam: so how many guys u tried?

mattatack9969: Abbboouutt 20
mattatack9969: maainly older (:
crazedam: ohh
crazedam: soo horney
crazedam: i m calling

u
crazedam: pick up
mattatack9969: OK, but baby
mattatack9969: Can I tell you something?
crazedam: yes
mattatack9969:

This is Chris Hansen, and you're on Dateline: How to catch a Predator
crazedam: hahah
crazedam: ohh
crazedam: good 1

mattatack9969: FBI is arriving at your house for attempts at having sexual relationships with a girl under the age of

consent
crazedam: Good
crazedam: go ahead
mattatack9969: You will be sent to a hearing
mattatack9969: If you are found

guilty
mattatack9969: You will spend 20 years in jail
mattatack9969: Good day
crazedam: Fuck u r mom
crazedam: and i

will fuck ur si
crazedam: sis
*** crazedam's IC window is closed

Ruining peoples days are fun :D

Still don't believe this? Here are some pictures he sent me.

http://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image =lol1wg8.jpg
http://img373.imageshack.us/my.php?image =lol2cz6.jpg
http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image =lol3ns4.jpg

The picture I sent him was some picture I found off /b/, and I really don't want to get banned on my first post for posting it.

Moral of the Story: The Internet: Where men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents.

[ZeldaFreak701]

in b4 lock

[DevourerJay]

lol... gotta love those bastards... pedo's are full of lols

[Gortag]

At 9/18/08 04:25 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: in b4 lock

So you can get banned for posting in a spam topic?

[matt9969]

At 9/18/08 04:26 PM, MissingNYC wrote: lol... gotta love those bastards... pedo's are full of lols

Indeed :D

[AAF]

you introduced yourself as a teenaged girl .. you r the weird one.

[DevourerJay]

At 9/18/08 04:30 PM, Gortag wrote:

At 9/18/08 04:25 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: in b4 lock

So you can get banned for posting in a spam topic?

and also for starting it... but sometimes i THINK, it also depends on your reply...
so yeah... there was a thread about things like this... it was hilarious

[DasUberCow]

Good idea! Im gonna go do that right now.

[lemmiwinks]

At 9/18/08 04:25 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: in b4 lock

I got banned for saying that once...

Tell me how it works out for you.

[putzpie]

I'M TELLING YOUR BF!!!!

you cheating bastard.

[SloppyMoe606]

At 9/18/08 04:45 PM, lemmiwinks wrote:

At 9/18/08 04:25 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: in b4 lock

I got banned for saying that once...

Tell me how it works out for you.

He's a higher level of course. The mods don't ban people with high levels as often.

[ItalianGuy7]

the internet is for porn/pedos

[Dry-Ice]

No lame chat convos. No one cares, seriously.

[Rohedin]

ooooh boy.