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What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:22:27 Reply

Well, my cousin Maria has made the horrible mistake of allowing me to choose the name for her child. And I have now decided to make a much larger mistake, and ask you, newgrounds, what should I name my cousins child? Its a boy, by the way.

The conditions are
-Must inspire lulz for years to come
-Thats it.

She was very clear in saying that any name I came up with, she would name the kid.

Have fun


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:23:20 Reply

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:23:36 Reply

penis

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:24:05 Reply

At 9/17/08 09:22 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: She was very clear in saying that any name I came up with, she would name the kid.

That's total bullshit - you know that when you tell her the baby will be named Childrapist she's gonna either back down or tell you it's fine and put a different name down on the birth certificate.

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:24:17 Reply

How about Wuggawoot.

I actually laughed when I saw it.


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:25:53 Reply

Name it Sue.. if its a boy if its a girl name that bitch Tom.


Fuck that shit...

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:26:01 Reply

Wade Fulp Jr.


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:26:34 Reply

Mud.


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:26:56 Reply

Winsconsin


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:26:58 Reply

Ben Dover.

Sorry, it had to be suggested.

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:27:54 Reply

First name: Roaw
Middle: Ima
Last: Kitty

Thats the perfect name.


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:31:20 Reply

Name it Racecar Bob, or any other Palindrome.

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:32:45 Reply

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:34:06 Reply

At 9/17/08 09:24 PM, snayk wrote:
At 9/17/08 09:22 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: She was very clear in saying that any name I came up with, she would name the kid.
That's total bullshit - you know that when you tell her the baby will be named Childrapist she's gonna either back down or tell you it's fine and put a different name down on the birth certificate.

Actually, before coming on here, I said he should be named Fuckzilla, and she said that would be fine. I just figure, mindswell allow Newgrounds a take on it before finalizing it


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:34:55 Reply

2 words

MIKE HUNT :D

or mr. seaman

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:35:22 Reply

At 9/17/08 09:34 PM, Wuggawoot wrote:
At 9/17/08 09:24 PM, snayk wrote:
At 9/17/08 09:22 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: She was very clear in saying that any name I came up with, she would name the kid.
That's total bullshit - you know that when you tell her the baby will be named Childrapist she's gonna either back down or tell you it's fine and put a different name down on the birth certificate.
Actually, before coming on here, I said he should be named Fuckzilla, and she said that would be fine. I just figure, mindswell allow Newgrounds a take on it before finalizing it

Read my post again. I told you she would say it's fine. What did she say? She said it's fine!

:o

that means she's lying
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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:38:13 Reply

At 9/17/08 09:35 PM, snayk wrote:
At 9/17/08 09:34 PM, Wuggawoot wrote:
At 9/17/08 09:24 PM, snayk wrote:
At 9/17/08 09:22 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: She was very clear in saying that any name I came up with, she would name the kid.
That's total bullshit - you know that when you tell her the baby will be named Childrapist she's gonna either back down or tell you it's fine and put a different name down on the birth certificate.
Actually, before coming on here, I said he should be named Fuckzilla, and she said that would be fine. I just figure, mindswell allow Newgrounds a take on it before finalizing it
Read my post again. I told you she would say it's fine. What did she say? She said it's fine!

o
that means she's lying

Oddly enough, I just called her, and she said that shes actually down for whatever lands here. I'm pretty suprized myself, she isnt normally very open to outside ideas.

On another note, if she doesn't go with it, Imma kill her and eat her babies, Or blend them, and feed her them, ethier way.


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:38:30 Reply

got another one I

HAPPY FAIC

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:38:59 Reply

No wait....

Pie...


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:39:53 Reply

At 9/17/08 09:38 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: On another note, if she doesn't go with it, Imma kill her and eat her babies, Or blend them, and feed her them, ethier way.

Blend her, use her as food to raise the babies, then confine the kids to a small room for the rest of their lives. have fun. Thank me later.


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:42:01 Reply

On another note, if she doesn't go with it, Imma kill her and eat her babies, Or blend them, and feed her them, ethier way.
Blend her, use her as food to raise the babies, then confine the kids to a small room for the rest of their lives. have fun. Thank me later.

so you have expreince right?

I mean he isn't saying he's just joking and doesn't want abused babies
right :P
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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:44:13 Reply

Anton Chigurh seriously go with this one.

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:45:31 Reply

Nosmoking. Nas-MOE-king.


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:46:03 Reply

Rhombus!


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:47:13 Reply

How about Silver or Asnake


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 21:51:03 Reply

old but... SUPERFLY!

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 22:01:51 Reply

Name it rectumis....I got nothing.


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 22:04:22 Reply

If you name him Leo he'll grow up to have a huge dick ... trust me.


DISCLAIMER: I was not sober during the making of this post.

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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 22:22:49 Reply

At 9/17/08 10:04 PM, Leo625 wrote: If you name him Leo he'll grow up to have a huge dick ... trust me.

Hes not black.


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Response to What to name my cousins kid? 2008-09-17 22:23:43 Reply

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