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At 9/17/08 06:17 PM, j2witz wrote: Today I a whole coke bottle.

What did you do it?

hehe... UNFUNNY

my power went out so i didnt get to eat breakfast,
my dog ate one of my shoes in he night, so it now has half the back, almost no lace, and the tounge is ripped in half
i had 2 tests in a row in my worst subjects
my gym teacher and class forgot i ws outside and left me outside
i went to my gym and i had to wear my friends sneakers, 2 sizes too small
and at least the part for my laptop came today.
that means i can finally make the flash i wanted to
but i also now have to type that report

happy?

I've been on my bed all day doing calculus homework. Yay, now that I know about radicals, let's move on to parabolas! Wait, so how do I find its equation using the directrix and focus? Oh yeah, Sir, I still haven't fully understood the straight line.
After I got tired about that, I started doing the girl thing and obsessed about relationships. I started to get a bid sad and then ate an apple.

we ordered subway and they put mayonaise on it *puke*. I hate mayo. It's been over a year since I last ate any ... I can feel my stomach churning that white cream. ):

It'll be another 15-30 minutes before my friend and I can go toke up. :( I feel like I need it lately.

I think I've lost the will to live somewhere today - But that's probably because I'm working different shifts this week and it's thrown my sleeping pattern out the window, along with my body clock so I feel like shit.

Went to sleep last night at 7pm. Woke up at 6am, good nights sleep. Got dressed, took a shower, had breakfast, went to school. Listened to George Carlin on the bus like I have been recently to get me in a happier mood. Hung out with my friends for around 20 minutes before classes started. My friend gave me half a Monster so even though I don't regularly drink energy drinks I like the taste so yay.

English, I wasn't paying attention that much and I started writing a short story I've been wanting to write for a while. Took a test in that class of course, I know I did good on it. Next I had my only AP class, Art History. I usually pay attention in that class but this time I spent most of my time working on the story. Next, Spanish. AGAIN, the story. I had a quiz which I know I did badly on. History, did my work, then the story. After that I had Art, which I payed attention to completely, I enjoy my Art class. Lunch, I ate Pizza and Fries then continued working on my story. Science after, I payed attention for most of the class but continued to work on this story of mine.. After that I had double Math which I payed attention to, second period of Math we had a test which I think I did OK on.

My friends wanted to me hang out after school but I decided to go home. I was locked out of my house, I couldn't get into any windows so I climbed up the side of my house and all the windows were locked up there. Sat out back Practicing Parkour. Then I worked on my Story for a while longer, my Dad came home after 2 hours and let me in. I watched Jump London, then browsed Youtube and here I am.

Wow, when I explain everything it seems more interesting. It's funny, I didn't notice I worked on the story that much. I write really really small but it's only Three pages so far, if I wrote like normal people I'd guess it would be around 6 or 7 pages. I hope to finish tomorrow.

1.I awoke in your bed,with your mom.
2.I went and ate all of your food.
3.I played you console games.
4.I took a shit in your mouth while you were sleeping.
5.I screwed your dog.
6.I assraped you.
7. I went back to bed,(with your mom).

My mom banned me from the computer again. Now I have to use The Wii internet. Also some guys did some weird shit and I went to Target and bought some Dorritos! :3

Well I woke up quick at about noon. I just thought that I had to be in Compton soon. I had to get drunk before the day began, and before my mother started bitched about my friends.

Wow you said that and got grounded for a week? You're really spoiled!

Mmmm...

...I went to school. Today was a half day, so we got off at 12:30 (and ate lunch at 9:50 omg!). Um, I came home, and I began to watch the movie Thirteen. I got about halfway through, and then I went to volleyball practice for 2 hours. My friend's mom drove me home, and then I finished the movie.

I feel good, I'm reading the third Twilight book, Eclipse, right now.

Lets see.........

Woke up at like 6:45.
Took a shower.
Got dressed.
Put stuff in my back pack.
Went to Noahs bagels.
Ate it.
Got out of my car.
Went to history.
Went to Gym.
Went to Math.
School ended, at 1:15.
Went to Subway.
Ate a Subway samwitch.
Went home.
Played on WoW for 2 hours.
Went on forums.
Did some homework.
Ate dinner.
Did some more homework.
Still doing homework.....
Yep you guessed it.... Still doing homework.
And here we are....

At 9/17/08 05:38 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: No, I'm not gonna come hear to bitch about my asshole teacher who assigns homework, despite the fact that I told him that homework is for nerds. I'm not gonna complain about my mom who grounded me from playing xbox for a week because I told her she was a worthless bitch who needed to go die...

No, instead you're going to make an attention whore idea of a topic.

Mmm tomorrow is going to be hella boring... -sigh-

-Starts cutting myself-

I had a job interview at Subway.

didn't get the job :(

At 9/17/08 09:41 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: I had a job interview at Subway.

didn't get the job :(

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

nazi

wel i typed a report that i thought was due today that isnt due for a week :P. at least its done. i had a shit day at school. moody teachers, annoying ass classmates, some newgirl in the grade below me staring at me (not that bad) i got home watched sportscenter, played my dad in nascar thunder 2003 (won twice close matches) he is good at 2 types games, racing and golf. I played some brawl finished homework, ate, and now im texting a girl thats a friend of mine. :)

heh that's a nice change to see on the forums.

Well, today me and my brother are still planning a funeral for my dad who was killed on his motorbike 5 days ago. He's going collecting photos, and I'm getting the music for the funeral while our dads friend is claiming insurance on the motorbike which was impounded.

If you're curious on what happened; a drunk driver pulled in front of my dad on a blind plateu, onto a driveway which lead nowhere. Phorensic crash investigations will give us the autopsy/ crash report in the next few days.

Then later today we're having a meeting with a few more people to confirm how we want the funeral to be.

Thanks for listening.

Straight.

I drew a naked guy in Figure Drawing class.

Pretty average. I drank a 2 liter of Mountain Dew so I'm good. My allergies are awful though. I feel like I have to sneeze all the time, but I rarely do, and when I do, it's gross. There's so much snot. I sneezed all over my arm this morning. I've also been hacking up crap when I cough, and I have a bad headache. Also, my great grandma is in the hospital.

I woke up, washed up, went to college, came back home, study, computer, study, ate dinner and now I'm about to go to sleep.

I had to stay home because of my stupid pinkeye.

I got laid!!1

I have nothing to do until I get my computer back.

Yes I have no life.

I jacked off all day. That's about it.

I did everything you wish you could do

At 9/17/08 06:02 PM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 9/17/08 05:59 PM, ixintro wrote:

At 9/17/08 05:56 PM, RobotTaco wrote: I farted in the middle of Geometry quite loudly.

Was it a weeeeeeeeeerrrrrr one or a flat out PHHHFFFLPHTTTT!!!! ???

It was like a Cannon, a Gun, a Bombard. I am really quite embarassed.

Ahh, I never expected the rare PHPUUUUUUUUUUU!, I applaud your intestinal fortitude to unleash such an awesome beast. Good show, old sport!

See, I was able to make a thread about farting sophisticated. AND THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!

At 9/17/08 05:56 PM, RobotTaco wrote: I farted in the middle of Geometry quite loudly.

Win.

So... much win...

At 9/18/08 06:10 PM, austin wrote: Win.

So... much win...

HEY! FUCK OFF! Apples give me Gas!

This is why I fucking HATE Fruit!

no you donmt, my day so far has sucked, i HAD to take my vacation time i had left... so im off until monday, my daughter was an @$$ so i had to ground her, my wife's sick and bitchier than usual, im hungry, horny & out of beer... SO DONT MESS WITH ME TODAY