Mum discovered my masturbation

[orlando2008]

I jerked off at a moment ago and watched the porn movie.Suddenly my mum entered my room without knocking the door and I just shot in the meanwhile.My mum look at my jism and be dumb instantly.She told me to came to downstairs after dressed. I am sitting in my room and dare not to go!Bleeding god,what the fuck should I do now:-(

[Lare]

Run. Run and never come back.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

Unless you plan on running away from home, you'll need to go downstairs and talk to her eventually, lest she comes back upstairs to find you jacking off again.

[Cheapimmitation]

Seagull her!

oh god please do it

[orlando2008]

At 9/17/08 09:13 AM, Lare wrote: Run. Run and never come back.

I am not dare to do so:-(

[Fim]

you are doomed, suicide is your only option

[Netting]

ask her if she liked it

[videogamer0810]

Tell her the following:

"90% of all males masturbate. You only have yourself to blame for not knocking before coming in."

[orlando2008]

shame on me! I've broken my good image in my mum's soul:-(

[Xurch]

At 9/17/08 09:19 AM, videogamer0810 wrote: Tell her the following:

"90% of all males masturbate. You only have yourself to blame for not knocking before coming in."

and they say the 10% who say they dont are lying.

[Nikedick]

Wait for 15 minutes, then go down and fuck her on the counter.
Lawlawlawl.

[Nikenick]

Just go downstairs and then you'll see what she wants, maybe she didn't saw you at all.

[fuffman]

go down and ask her what is for breakfast

[ICYCREWPRODUCTIONS]

Just act naturally, hopefully your mom thinks it's a natural part of life, if she gets mad, then say that the goverment tricked you!

[Odyssic]

Tell her some bad boys told you to do it.

[HomicidialFrog]

At 9/17/08 09:21 AM, orlando2008 wrote: shame on me! I've broken my good image in my mum's soul:-(

Actually she should realize that teenagers are bound to give up to masturbation

[VI-Chuckles-IV]

Run down stairs screaming and bust a nut in her face

she'll understand

[orlando2008]

You guys all are motherfuckers,impatient motherfuckers!

[RockinPunk]

At 9/17/08 09:50 AM, orlando2008 wrote: You guys all are motherfuckers,impatient motherfuckers!

Shut up you idiot, your mother has seem plenty of jizz in her lifetime.

And in her mouth.

[Avp216]

dude chill!! Seriously!

SO WHAT if your mum saw you jerking off? Its natural.

Jeez if your mum doesn't understand that....

Anywayz, is she would rather have you go have sex, well.. go have sex :P

But jerking off is no big deal even if you mum finds out.

[greenfaerie4]

I wouldn't worry about it. She'll get over the initial shock of catching you mid stroke just give her time.

[Gatling]

At 9/17/08 09:21 AM, orlando2008 wrote: shame on me! I've broken my good image in my mum's soul:-(

are you jewish or something? I thank god everday for my parents that have open minds about most things.

[MeatMachine]

Kick her in the balls.

[Tiki-Dog]

Tell her its either this, or pot. Would you really like that mom? A stoner in your house?

[Quinny]

Spiderman her.

Do it for the lulz

[ouchichi]

At 9/17/08 09:22 AM, Xurch wrote:

At 9/17/08 09:19 AM, videogamer0810 wrote: Tell her the following:

"90% of all males masturbate. You only have yourself to blame for not knocking before coming in."

and they say the 10% who say they dont are lying.

Nope, in fact 10% of people have no hands.

[bob]

Sadly, the only answer is to Superman that ho. :(

[kidray76]

At 9/17/08 11:02 AM, bob wrote: Sadly, the only answer is to Superman that ho. :(

Be even funnier if soulja boy just popped in on this thread.

[xIDoL]

At 9/17/08 09:55 AM, KevnSevn wrote: Walk out there still jacking it and say "Ok, what do you want?" like nothing happened.

Trust me, she will enjoy this.

This just made my day!

Seriously though. Act natural, hopefully she will understand :P

[Sheepshifter]

Go down and act like you have no idea what she's talking about. Make sure all your porn is untracable first.